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how to win at PvP
Aug 31st, 2010 at 12:00pm
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step 1. make a paladin.

step 2. Jump in with said paladin at level 1 (or 4) screaming "I HAVE NO FEAR!!!!!" (cause you know, paladins have no fear)

step 3. run up and wail on the nearest person that is at least 10 levels higher than you.

step 4. get killed when you roll a 20 because you triggered a guard

step 5. resurrect and immediately repeat steps 2-5
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Re: how to win at PvP
Reply #1 - Aug 31st, 2010 at 12:14pm
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Better yet, pick your target, switch instance, move to targets location, switch back, kill  Wink
  
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Reply #2 - Aug 31st, 2010 at 12:50pm
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no no no. All wrong. How to win a PvP:

1. Uninstall DDO
2. Go outside with a bat
3. Hit yourself until you die
4. Congratulations, you just beat your ultimate opponent.
5. Reroll
  
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Re: how to win at PvP
Reply #3 - Aug 31st, 2010 at 3:04pm
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no no no. All wrong. How to win a PvP:

1. Uninstall DDO
2. Go outside with a bat
3. Hit yourself until you die
4. Congratulations, you just beat your ultimate opponent.
5. Reroll



But my name isn't Link, and my wife would kill me if I started chasing princesses.....
  
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Re: how to win at PvP
Reply #4 - Aug 31st, 2010 at 3:07pm
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@Strakeln

I will pay up to $1000 for your ho of choice if you ban the next person that mentions PvP, ever.
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Re: how to win at PvP
Reply #5 - Aug 31st, 2010 at 3:10pm
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stainer wrote on Aug 31st, 2010 at 3:07pm:
@Strakeln

I will pay up to $1000 for your ho of choice if you ban the next person that mentions PvP, ever.

Since I'm still saving to send my kids to college I can't offer anything near that, but I'll certainly throw some in the kitty for this.
  
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Re: how to win at PvP
Reply #6 - Aug 31st, 2010 at 4:47pm
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stainer wrote on Aug 31st, 2010 at 3:07pm:
@Strakeln

I will pay up to $1000 for your ho of choice if you ban the next person that mentions PvP, ever.


What is we want to bitch about those that want to improve that aspect of DDO.

Gotta be able to vent.
  
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Re: how to win at PvP
Reply #7 - Sep 1st, 2010 at 1:06am
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I have a suggestion to improve PVP....get rid of it completely.
  
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Re: how to win at PvP
Reply #8 - Sep 1st, 2010 at 5:00am
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zorander6 wrote on Sep 1st, 2010 at 1:06am:
I have a suggestion to improve PVP....get rid of it completely.



What happened to this guy? did he just get banned?
  
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Re: how to win at PvP
Reply #9 - Sep 1st, 2010 at 10:37am
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contan wrote on Sep 1st, 2010 at 5:00am:
What happened to this guy? did he just get banned?



Not me, only have 1 infraction but have only logged into the other forums once in the past couple days (since the whole stupid "we want to ban long time posters issue came to light.) I personally could care less about PVP. I know some people like it but honestly I'd rather see them do something productive that more people will enjoy.

I still read the other forums but not posting, not that it matters cause I'm a noob/newb anyways. Tongue


Edit OT: that's interesting, can't log into the forums as I have an idle account but can still log into the game....
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