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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #25 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 4:20pm	Print Post
	Asketes wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 2:25pm: share please The post was deleted but I said: "There aren't words in the English language that can describe how horrible this suggestion is. I reiterate, do you even play this game? "


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Uhgungawa King of the Vault Offline Life sucks, but she won't Posts: 570 Location: Western Mass Joined: Oct 8^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #26 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 4:26pm	Print Post
	Hey, I have a Halfling Barb that could hit 76 AC raid buffed. Got told I couldn't do it, so I did. (was pretty gimpy though)

	When I think about me, I touch myself . Psst. Canada Sucks � ��
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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #27 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 4:46pm	Print Post
	Uhgungawa wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 4:26pm: Hey, I have a Halfling Barb that could hit 76 AC raid buffed. Got told I couldn't do it, so I did. (was pretty gimpy though) Helf with monk dilly could break 70 and actually not suck that much. Would be far from optimal but better than teh typical pugger who hits your LFM.


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Uhgungawa King of the Vault Offline Life sucks, but she won't Posts: 570 Location: Western Mass Joined: Oct 8^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #28 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 5:02pm	Print Post
	Bigjunk wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 4:46pm: Helf with monk dilly could break 70 and actually not suck that much.� Would be far from optimal but better than teh typical pugger who hits your LFM. Umm, maybe you're missing the point. First off monks are still somewhat new, and HElfs are very new. Second, I did it as a joke cause it was just there. Third, If I wanted to I could make up something that could go well into the triple digits. so now a days 70 for an AC build is MEH at best.

	When I think about me, I touch myself . Psst. Canada Sucks � ��
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Cyr Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 248 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2011	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #29 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 5:26pm	Print Post
	Yeah, that is one funny thread. It's like they said, "Hey guys lets ask in general chat in the harbor what is a good build and write down what people say in this new guide!" Truly pitiful attempt and honestly a travesty that someone with such a low level of game knowledge is allowed to post for Turbine in such a manner.


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Asketes Puppy Farmer Offline Perma Posts: 1371 Location: California Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #30 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 5:50pm	Print Post
	Bigjunk wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 4:20pm: The post was deleted but I said: "There aren't words in the English language that can describe how horrible this suggestion is. I reiterate, do you even play this game? " oh that one. hahah I saw that


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woody Shroud Slacker Offline Pass the popcorn Posts: 1078 Joined: Jan 26^th, 2010	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #31 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 6:05pm	Print Post
	Wonder if he was the one to do the write up on the turbine paths you could choose when creating a new toon. Those were pretty craptastic as well.

	Phrase^tm
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Blank_Zero Ex Member	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #32 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 6:30pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:32pm: Might as well get some WoW or Rift players to write DDO guides. Or have me write a WoW guide. It's not even remotely imaginable! I play Rift as my off-game. There are newbs in Rift that could write a better guide to DDO than this mess.


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #33 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 6:42pm	Print Post
	Quote: I play Rift as my off-game. There are newbs in Rift that could write a better guide to DDO than this mess. Rift is also my off-game. Haven't played in a few weeks, and I only got to lvl 20, so I would never try to write a guide for Rift with as little knowledge as I have. And I certainly wouldn't hope to get paid for it.


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Blank_Zero Ex Member	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #34 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 6:47pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 6:42pm: Rift is also my off-game. Haven't played in a few weeks, and I only got to lvl 20, so I would never try to write a guide for Rift with as little knowledge as I have. And I certainly wouldn't hope to get paid for it. Rift is easy. I got a tank to 30-ish. Such an easy game. Also, the forums there are BS. Just a bunch of crying really with no good build data. Oh wait, ours is that way too...nvrmnd >.>


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #35 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 6:50pm	Print Post
	Quote: Rift is easy. I got a tank to 30-ish. Such an easy game. Also, the forums there are BS. Just a bunch of crying really with no good build data. Oh wait, ours is that way too...nvrmnd >.> I never bothered with the forums because someone took my name. Motherfuckers.


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Blank_Zero Ex Member	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #36 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 6:51pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 6:50pm: I never bothered with the forums because someone took my name. Motherfuckers. Heh, I got in as Blank_Zero Even got Smrti as my main on 2 Shards


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JC My Little Pony Offline Posts: 3670 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #37 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 11:35pm	Print Post
	I could write a guide to WoW! DPS: hit it till it dies Tank: hit it till you die hjeals: heal it till its not about to die did i do a better job than melee 101?

	Alekx wrote on Jun 15^th, 2011 at 11:46pm: Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Razcar Dragon Raider Offline Jag �lskar Drama! Posts: 264 Location: Sverige Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #38 - May 4^th, 2011 at 4:53am	Print Post
	Maybe they created that thread to have the dissidents and malcontents infract themselves out of the forum. Turbine-sanctioned trolling in othe words. Have an "official" write a clueless guide about something crunchy, wait for people to blow their gaskets and then start dealing out the red cards. Operation Clean-up?


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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #39 - May 4^th, 2011 at 6:16am	Print Post
	Quote: I would just like to say, thank you for making it clear as to why this game is degrading to such a useless state. Your obvious understanding of it and ability to what I can only assume is to purposefully mislead new people so they HAVE to buy a reincarnation heart to fix their wonderfully useless build is amazing. I can only imagine how much you will mess up the caster and specialist guides. Melee is perhaps the easiest thing out there. EASIEST. So how did you screw it up so much? This is what I posted. Wonder if it will stay?

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Wizzly Ex Member	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #40 - May 4^th, 2011 at 9:54am	Print Post
	My post was deleted Iirc "feats: ... Writing newbie help guide Prerequisite: knowledge of the game, how it works, and how it doesn't Benefit: you are able to write guides that are insightful, useful, and helpful Can we get this feat added please?" Even someone ELSE's quoting of it was deleted. No points though.


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Razcar Dragon Raider Offline Jag �lskar Drama! Posts: 264 Location: Sverige Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #41 - May 4^th, 2011 at 10:05am	Print Post
	Epoch wrote on May 4^th, 2011 at 6:16am: This is what I posted.� Wonder if it will stay? No way. You are not allowed to say that any Turbine employee has made a mediocre, or bad, job, even with softeners such as "as I see it" etc. In one half-elf thread I wrote that the problems with helfs is not that the males look feminine, or had wrong proportions, but that the artist that painted those faces just hadn't done as good a job as the other face model painters had. I gave examples from the webpage of the Australian artist who made many of DDO's great monster textures. That post got deleted in like 2 minutes.


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Inkblack Puppy Farmer Vault WDA Offline _,\|,, Posts: 1553 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #42 - May 4^th, 2011 at 10:54am	Print Post
	Tarrant posted a response to a guide similar to this one.� I'd love to post Tarrant's little gem to that thread.� All I did was change the name. Quote: Hi FordyTwo, welcome to DDO! As others have expressed here, DDO is a complex game. DDO has one of the most intricate character customization systems out there, and as a result it's very difficult (and incorrect) to pigeonhole classes into a particular role. If you look around the forums, and in particular the build section, you'll find many builds that would not be possible in another game, and go against some of the traditional ideas of what a class can and can't do. I also recommend you read over Tihocan's Builds for new players post. Tichocan does a very good job explaining why he made some of the choices he did, and you can definitely learn a lot from this experienced player. We appreciate your desire to contribute to the community by making guides like this, and encourage you to make more. Before you do so, it may be in your best interest though to get a little more experience playing the game to truly understand just how deep DDO is. http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?p=2864022#post2864022 I hate it when I think of a witty comeback way to late to use it. EDIT: Screw it, I'm going to post it anyway.
	« Last Edit: May 4^th, 2011 at 11:08am by Inkblack »

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Asketes Puppy Farmer Offline Perma Posts: 1371 Location: California Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #43 - May 5^th, 2011 at 10:32am	Print Post
	from a GM's My.ddo page: Still loving my AC Pally! He has a ways to go, but at level 16 his "standing" AC is 53, which isn't too bad.
	« Last Edit: May 5^th, 2011 at 10:32am by Asketes »

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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #44 - May 5^th, 2011 at 10:54am	Print Post
	Asketes wrote on May 5^th, 2011 at 10:32am: from a GM's My.ddo page: Still loving my AC Pally! He has a ways to go, but at level 16 his "standing" AC is 53, which isn't too bad. OMG, who is it?

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #45 - May 5^th, 2011 at 10:57am	Print Post
	Epoch wrote on May 5^th, 2011 at 10:54am: OMG, who is it? It's Jerry. http://my.ddo.com/cordovan/ Check the left hand side in "The Cordovan Textboard!"


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Asketes Puppy Farmer Offline Perma Posts: 1371 Location: California Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #46 - May 5^th, 2011 at 11:05am	Print Post
	i wasn't really trying to call him out. Just that a 53 standing AC at lvl 16 is considerably low. Unless he's running GH, which is highly possible. If he said a 53 with twf and not a shield, I'd be okay with that. Demiknight ran with a shitty as until he got defender 3, then he was able to get between a 71-76 with two khopesh. (still not good enough by todays standard though )


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Dark_Helmet Wielder of the Schwartz Offline I hate you! Posts: 1176 Joined: Feb 14^th, 2010	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #47 - May 8^th, 2011 at 7:48pm	Print Post
	Inkblack wrote on May 4^th, 2011 at 10:54am: Tarrant posted a response to a guide similar to this one.� I'd love to post Tarrant's little gem to that thread.� All I did was change the name. http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?p=2864022#post2864022 I was thinking Tarrant got renamed to Fordy-Two. They had about the same amount of DDO experience.


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Leira Dragon Raider Offline I <3 Khyber! Posts: 225 Location: The mists of Faerun Joined: Jan 10^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #48 - May 10^th, 2011 at 5:28pm	Print Post
	Heh I'm beginning to see Rift build guides about as useful as that. But the real Rift build guides aren't the guides, they're the soul tree builders on the web, where you can look at all the talents and decide for yourself which souls go well together. At least in Rift you can respec your entire build for plat alone.

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longbolts Dirty Sock Offline I Love Socks! Posts: 140 Joined: Oct 31^st, 2015	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #49 - Nov 18^th, 2015 at 10:14am	Print Post
	how pissed would you be if your dick hung down so low it touched toilet water every time you took a shit ? nigger!


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