JC wrote on Oct 18^th, 2011 at 8:30pm:


^ This.

JC wrote on Oct 18^th, 2011 at 8:30pm:



Tell them about the ponies.

stainer wrote on Oct 19^th, 2011 at 9:28am:



You were his disability.   

Poor white guys, having such terrible problems getting scholarships.   

There are actually a few scholarships specifically for white guys, and if you don't like how many there are, start up some more of your own.    Scholarships are typically in place to help get people into school who wouldn't have been there in the past, however, so it makes a lot of sense that there are so many that are aimed at minorities. 

That said, there are a fuckton of scholarships that aren't specifically racially based and to which white guys have more than enough access. 

Some days, I wonder if I get more annoyed by MRAs or these poor, oppressed white folks.    Not that I'm on your shit specifically, JC, but it's an argument I've had to have more than once. 

JC wrote on Oct 19^th, 2011 at 1:34am:


There might actually be hope for you yet Ponyboy.  Not much hope, but it is a start!

JC wrote on Oct 19^th, 2011 at 1:34am:

I saw 2 dummies in that picture

JC wrote on Oct 19^th, 2011 at 5:38pm:

I don't think he was referring to training dummies.

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I think this makes stainer Dr. Frank-N-Furter and you Magenta.

I'm giggling uncontrollably picturing stainer in drag.

Oakianus wrote on Oct 19^th, 2011 at 6:22pm:

Oakianus wrote on Oct 19^th, 2011 at 6:16pm:


Hmm.  From what I've seen, Wizzly might fit in better as Columbia.   

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When Eddie said he finger-fucked his teddy, you knew he was a no good kiii-iiiid!  But when he threatened your thighs with a dick this size - what a fag, makes you gag, unt I diiiid!

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That's one of the most fun songs at the live performances, tbh.  Practically every line is either sung over with new lyrics, or there's a smart ass aside to put after it.  In fact, I am going to once again prove that I am a giant nerd (and faggot, for that matter) and see what I can do from memory:

From the day he was born (not the night, but the day)
He was trouble (not Monopoly, but Trouble)
He was the thorn (not the rose, but the thorn)
In his mutter's side (not the back, but the side)
She tried in vain (not the artery but the vein)
But he never caused her nothing but shame (shame shame shame!)
He (fucked Mom) the day she died! 

From the day he was born! (Shoo-bop-shoo-bop-bop!)
All he wanted (was Dr. Scott's cock!)
was Rock and Roll porn (Ooo-weee-ooo-ooooh!)
Unt a motorbike
Shootin up junk (gimmie drugs, gimmie drugs!)
He was a low-down, cheap little punk! (YAY PUNKS!)
Taking everyone for a riiiiiiiide!  (Hey, he never took me!) 

When Eddie said he (finger-fucked) his teddy, you knew he was a (fucked up) kid!  But when he threatened your (thighs with a dick this size!  What a fag, makes you gag, unt I did.) 

Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him. 
I said "Hey, listen, (screw me, stay hard and come inside of me
but he pulled it out, and came all over meeeeee!) 

But he must have been drawn (with a pencil or a pen)
Into something (what the fuck is a sumsing?)
Making him warn (who?!) me in a note which reads (What's it say, what's it say?) 
I'm out of my head (spelled H-E-D!)
Oh hurry, or I may be dead! (Little late!)
They musn't carry out their evil deeeeeds! 

When Eddie said he (finger-fucked) his teddy, you knew he was a (fucked up) kid!  But when he threatened your (thighs with a dick this size!  What a fag, makes you gag, unt I did.) 

When Eddie said he didn't like (spaghetti), you knew he was a (fucked up) kid!  But when he threatened your life with a switchblade (PEN?!)

What a (faaa-aa-aaaag)
Makes you (gag) 
(WHAT DO YOU NEED TO GET INTO A MEXICAN GAY BAR?) 
Unt I diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid 

The last line sounds a lot like "Un ID." 

I can't believe I just did that whole fucking thing.  I hate you people.  I hate you all.