I'll get 150 Cannith favor eventually and when I do, I'll make an artificer named Claudia with a dog named Schaefferhund. If I just go through an Artificer life on one of my characters, I'll just name the pet Claudia.
One of my favorite songs that I learned from when I lived in Germany was "Claudia hat ein Schaefferhund" by die Aerzte.
Claudia has a shepherd dog,
and she does not have it without a reason.
Aha!
Claudia is very cute.
Everybody is anxious for Claudia.
Isn't it such a shame
that Claudia doesn't let anybody close to her.
Claudia has a shepherd dog,
and she does not have it without a reason.
In the evening it jumps into her bed,
and then it it goes down.
Claudia neither likes guys
nor is she a lesbian (lesbian).
Best of all she likes it
with her dog under the dinner table.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By5DzjCZJvQ...won't make any sense to people who don't know about die Aerzte, but at least it's pretty much guarateed to get past the DM censors.