Dear Mouth Breathing,
Gerbiling,
Virgin,
Fuck Trophy

I'm really glad you thought it was a good idea to randomly toss that stone of experience in the harbor. My guildmate and TR partner really didn't want to level up from 13 to 16 and waste his one hit of the Stone of Learning so soon, but who are we to argue with you. No, you really wanted that pet white panther, and believe me when I say I  understand. When you turn the lights out so you can whack off to your female drow ranger shadow humping another female drow, while roleplaying in the Pheonix Tavern and listening to the Lord of the Rings Soundtrack, you need that small animal there to complete the fantasy for you. Not just any pet will do, you wanted the exclusive one, so you could name it something like "RA Salvatore" or something like that.

While I understand your plight, I wanted to say the following:

1. Fuck you
2. I want you to do the following:
>Step 1: Take a screen shot of yourself and the white panther
>Step 2: Paste it in a Microsoft Paint
>Step 3: Print the image off.
>Step 4: Rubber band the paper to a brick.
>Step 5: Shove the brick and paper up your ass.
((Not quite done yet))
>Step 6: Get on top of your bed, and jump down so that you land ass first and really get that brick up there
>Step 7: Die in a fire.

Thanks from all your friends on Thelanis!

-Nubicus

PS: Spoiler: You will die alone.

Too fucking hard to click decline? Noob...

I really expected this to be about hippies in blackout outfits. So fuck you for getting my hopes up.

Nubicus wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 2:06am:


Anal fixation? Don't worry, seems to be quite common around here 

The power of Turbine. Take a good idea and turn it into a griefing tool. Why am I not surprised they messed this up?

"Whaaaaa!  Now I'll have to earn my XP like we've always had to!"
That's all I saw.

Fuck those stones.  Fuck everyone's amazing obsession with them.  And apparently, fuck all the newbies that they were created for.

Cale wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 7:42am:


That's not who they were created for. They were created to get current players to "crowd-source" advertise for DDO in getting former players to return and resume giving money to Turbine. (To help formerly level capped toons be eligible to participate in the expansion, naturally.)

Tajuh wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 10:56am:


..because the don't have any foresight or think anything thru.

Tajuh wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 10:56am:

And guildies. I both gave and received Stoney goodness to/from guildies ungrouped

Now I want to roll up a toon on thelanis and run around the crafting hall with Xp stones!!!

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I will work harder to find a relevant way to make this thread about hippies in black outfits.

Cale wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 7:42am:


This has been responded to, just wanted to add:

Boba Fett died like a bitch.

Glenalth wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 3:50am:

Nubicus wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 6:06pm:

dubyprime wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 5:27pm:


I think most of the time the are you sure dialogue is working, I just covered myself to get mah white kitteh by only responding to people who showed an interest and going are you sure!!! before I did the deed