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having fun with no spoilers: Monastery
Aug 2nd, 2012 at 5:57am
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here I am again with the two choices:

1) Do my work (QA at food safety) properly.
2) Be an incompetent and make a fully innecesary post in The Vault.

Yesterday I entered for the first time the Monastery of the Scorpion, with one friend of my static group. I have lots of fun with him, as he has a Ranger AA pew pew and I dont miss the chance to call him GIMP, incompetent "Yeah, hide behind the horse, I dont want you to get hurt" and so on.
Having no clue it was very challenging even in Normal, we spent several hours and wiped at the end boss. We realized too late that there was a puzzle, and that the tiles were disapearing misteriously.
I guess we could have killed Mr. Scorpion the brutal way if we would have stayed focused. We were beating him as we decided I should try to solve the puzzle while the pew pew will discract the guy. Well, it didn´t work very well, after some pew pew there was ding ding, anyway quite a lot of challenge and fun. 

  
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Re: having fun with no spoilers: Monastery
Reply #1 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 6:08am
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You made the right choice!









Noob.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #2 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 6:12am
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Epoch wrote on Aug 2nd, 2012 at 6:08am:
Noob.


My friend couldn´t belive me when I told him that the usual TR groups do this quest in Elite, Zerging & masturbating with a brick.
  
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Reply #3 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 6:24am
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My friend couldn´t belive me when I told him that the usual TR groups do this quest in Elite, Zerging & masturbating with a brick.


I have two screens, one for porn and the other to grind xp in ddo.  Sometimes the porn is really good and I have kitten play ddo for me while I masturbate.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Epoch wrote on Aug 2nd, 2012 at 6:24am:
I have two screens, one for porn and the other to grind xp in ddo.  Sometimes the porn is really good and I have kitten play ddo for me while I masturbate.


with brick or without brick?
  
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Reply #5 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 6:52am
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with brick or without brick?


The brick is a given.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #6 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 9:07am
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Best six posts I've read in a while.  (Yes, I'm easily amused).
  
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You do what i do when people say I don't have to drink pots? I dot the boss and use BBs on the trash and say, " Aww shucks, im outta sp."


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Reply #7 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:16am
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I hesitate to ask, but what does a brick bring to the experience?
  
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Reply #8 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:18am
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Vissarion wrote on Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:16am:
I hesitate to ask, but what does a brick bring to the experience?


When you miss with the brick, it is an enourmos relief, near orgasmic.
  
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Reply #9 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:27am
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Autoerotic brick-dick-mutilation is no laughing matter.  It's what killed the kid who played Atreyu in Neverending Story.
  
                                                                      
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Reply #10 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:37am
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There should be an online support group for it. I think Epoch is just the person to start one.
  
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she's Kmack's property


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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


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To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Reply #11 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:39am
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Grace wrote on Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:37am:
There should be an online support group for it. I think Epoch is just the person to start one.


He is a very caring and sympathetic soul.
  
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Reply #12 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:44am
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Grace wrote on Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:37am:
There should be an online support group for it. I think Epoch is just the person to start one.

www.blameyourparents.org
  
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Reply #13 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 12:14pm
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He can post a list of construction companies that contribute to his pain.
  
JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
she's Kmack's property


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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Reply #14 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 6:49pm
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Vissarion wrote on Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:16am:
I hesitate to ask, but what does a brick bring to the experience?


The brick is used when the Source of All Evil come in and asks Epoch to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. 
He bangs her 3 times and smacks her in the head with the brick obv.
  
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Reply #15 - Aug 5th, 2012 at 5:33am
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Azog
Total post count on the Vault nearly 2k.

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Yesterday I entered for the first time the Monastery of the Scorpion


Does no one else think that this is fucking ridiculous?
The Vault has turned into the fucking Harbor General Chat.  I've noticed other things like this before around here, and it simply never ceases to amaze me.  I mean, how the fuck do level 6 noobs that have been playing for a month even find the Vault?  And if/when they do find the Vault, how the fuck do they get to nearly two thousand posts prior to ever running Mona, without having first been driven the fuck out of the Vault?
It amazes me.

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But I must admit that I am pleased that no one has attempted to correct his noobishness.  It's fantastic, and it's at least a small comfort.
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Reply #16 - Aug 5th, 2012 at 10:09am
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Well it is quite possible that he recently purchased the adventure pack.
  
            
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Reply #17 - Aug 5th, 2012 at 12:07pm
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Bill Z Bubb wrote on Aug 5th, 2012 at 10:09am:
Well it is quite possible that he recently purchased the adventure pack.


... says the guy that's been here 33 days and didn't know what a Toppie was.

Thank you for proving my fucking point about Harbor General Chat.
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Reply #18 - Aug 5th, 2012 at 1:08pm
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Cale wrote on Aug 5th, 2012 at 5:33am:
Azog
Total post count on the Vault nearly 2k.


Does no one else think that this is fucking ridiculous?
The Vault has turned into the fucking Harbor General Chat.  I've noticed other things like this before around here, and it simply never ceases to amaze me.  I mean, how the fuck do level 6 noobs that have been playing for a month even find the Vault?  And if/when they do find the Vault, how the fuck do they get to nearly two thousand posts prior to ever running Mona, without having first been driven the fuck out of the Vault?
It amazes me.

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But I must admit that I am pleased that no one has attempted to correct his noobishness.  It's fantastic, and it's at least a small comfort.


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Reply #19 - Aug 5th, 2012 at 1:09pm
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Spot on Cale.  I see pompous asshats complaining about how bad harbor chat has gotten all the time.
  
                                                                      
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Reply #20 - Aug 5th, 2012 at 1:16pm
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Cale wrote on Aug 5th, 2012 at 5:33am:
Azog
Total post count on the Vault nearly 2k.


Does no one else think that this is fucking ridiculous?
The Vault has turned into the fucking Harbor General Chat.  I've noticed other things like this before around here, and it simply never ceases to amaze me.  I mean, how the fuck do level 6 noobs that have been playing for a month even find the Vault?  And if/when they do find the Vault, how the fuck do they get to nearly two thousand posts prior to ever running Mona, without having first been driven the fuck out of the Vault?
It amazes me.

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But I must admit that I am pleased that no one has attempted to correct his noobishness.  It's fantastic, and it's at least a small comfort.


Well it isn't like he is giving random advice as to how to dominate ddo, so why care?
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Maxwell Edison wrote on Aug 5th, 2012 at 1:09pm:
Spot on Cale.  I see pompous asshats complaining about how bad harbor chat has gotten all the time.


Nicely put Max.
  
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Reply #22 - Aug 5th, 2012 at 1:34pm
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Cale wrote on Aug 5th, 2012 at 5:33am:
Azog
Total post count on the Vault nearly 2k.


Does no one else think that this is fucking ridiculous?
The Vault has turned into the fucking Harbor General Chat.  I've noticed other things like this before around here, and it simply never ceases to amaze me.  I mean, how the fuck do level 6 noobs that have been playing for a month even find the Vault?  And if/when they do find the Vault, how the fuck do they get to nearly two thousand posts prior to ever running Mona, without having first been driven the fuck out of the Vault?
It amazes me.

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But I must admit that I am pleased that no one has attempted to correct his noobishness.  It's fantastic, and it's at least a small comfort.


This sort of thing doesn't bother me, but then I'm a relative newcomer to the Vault.

Azog doesn't pretend to know things he doesn't(unless he's trolling), and he's a fairly entertaining person.  What type or how skilled of a player he is doesn't have anything to do with that.
  
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Reply #23 - Aug 5th, 2012 at 1:43pm
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Osharan Tregarth wrote on Aug 5th, 2012 at 1:34pm:
This sort of thing doesn't bother me, but then I'm a relative newcomer to the Vault.


I never said it bothered me.  I'm more amused by it than anything.
  
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Reply #24 - Aug 5th, 2012 at 2:10pm
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Cale wrote on Aug 5th, 2012 at 5:33am:
Azog
Total post count on the Vault nearly 2k.

And in his signature a picture of Karl Marx.

Does no one else think that this is fucking ridiculous?


OMG, you are such a fucking tard. It is not Karl Marx, it is Johannes Brahms.

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gosh...one month since I put the picture and nobody says a thing...frustrating...
  
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