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Nov 3rd, 2012 at 2:48pm
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Public Service deed done for the day....
  
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Reply #1 - Nov 3rd, 2012 at 3:10pm
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You are fooling no one Shade.
  
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Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Reply #2 - Nov 3rd, 2012 at 7:00pm
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TukkerMaxx wrote on Nov 3rd, 2012 at 2:48pm:
Public Service deed done for the day....

Thanks dipshit.
  
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Who's Shade?
  
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Arkat wrote on Nov 3rd, 2012 at 7:00pm:


That was kind of uncalled for, don't you think? Blow me.
  
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TukkerMaxx wrote on Nov 3rd, 2012 at 9:25pm:
That was kind of uncalled for, don't you think? Blow me.

You won't last long here.

You should blame your parents.
  
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No kidding! My parents tried to abort me Sad

I blame them for all the dead kittens in the world.
  
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Reply #7 - Nov 4th, 2012 at 2:48am
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Somebodies a fan.
  
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I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #8 - Nov 4th, 2012 at 7:03pm
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It would be interesting if the real Tucker Max showed up.  I don't think he could handle it. The internet is a lot harder when there's more than one voice.
  
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My therapist said I was "too sensitive" and I needed to toughen up. He said this was the best place on the internet to take abuse, from some of the finest and most eloquent flamers known to man. He also said that being flamers, the people on this board could also toss a mean salad and I've always been a fan of having a tongue in my ass.
  
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Epoch wrote on Nov 4th, 2012 at 2:48am:
Somebodies a fan.


Somebody's a fan. That will be $5 please.
  
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Reply #11 - Nov 4th, 2012 at 9:45pm
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TukkerMaxx wrote on Nov 4th, 2012 at 9:10pm:
My therapist said I was "too sensitive" and I needed to toughen up. He said this was the best place on the internet to take abuse, from some of the finest and most eloquent flamers known to man. He also said that being flamers, the people on this board could also toss a mean salad and I've always been a fan of having a tongue in my ass.

Eat some concrete and harden the fuck up.

You should blame your therapist's parents.
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LMAO

They suck too.
  
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Reply #13 - Nov 5th, 2012 at 2:41am
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TukkerMaxx wrote on Nov 4th, 2012 at 9:12pm:
Somebody's a fan. That will be $5 please.



No I was right, think about it for a minute.  Take longer if you need to, I don't want you to hurt yourself.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #14 - Nov 5th, 2012 at 1:31pm
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Weren't you telling me that you were my fan? As in "Somebody (me) has a fan (you)"?

Somebody's => Somebody has

I thought it was a little early for that, but I was touched nonetheless. If you were implying I was a fan of someone or something else, I have no idea what you are talking about.
  
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Reply #15 - Nov 5th, 2012 at 2:08pm
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TukkerMaxx wrote on Nov 5th, 2012 at 1:31pm:
Weren't you telling me that you were my fan? As in "Somebody (me) has a fan (you)"?

Somebody's => Somebody has

I thought it was a little early for that, but I was touched nonetheless. If you were implying I was a fan of someone or something else, I have no idea what you are talking about.



Reading is tough.  Comprehension is even harder, get some.  Mith, is this your alt account?
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OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #16 - Nov 5th, 2012 at 7:39pm
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I blame my parents for that too.

On a different but related topic, is the word "cunt" acceptable on these forums?
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Language is not censored here, at least not by the moderators. I've seen the community chase someone off for his choice of words, though.

Cunt to your heart's delight.
  
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Strakeln wrote on Nov 5th, 2012 at 8:41pm:
Cunt to your heart's delight.


Oo Delicious!
  
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It is good you have accepted your durp. Now you can move up to Bot.
  
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Reply #21 - Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:34pm
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Every time this thread comes to the top, I read the title and think of the witch in Monty Python's Holy Grail: "I'm not a bot, I'm not a bot!"
  
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Reply #22 - Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:44pm
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Strakeln wrote on Nov 12th, 2012 at 8:34pm:
Every time this thread comes to the top, I read the title and think of the witch in Monty Python's Holy Grail: "I'm not a bot, I'm not a bot!"


What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen spammer?
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen spammer?

African or European?
  
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Arkat wrote on Nov 12th, 2012 at 9:03pm:
African or European?


Why I, I... 01010101010101010101001010110111101010100101011010101001010100101 New To the DDO Store:
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