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Jan 13th, 2013 at 2:41pm
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So recently, had a guy drop the guild because his mangina got crusty. He was with us for a couple of months and during that time he took advantage of our guild policy on FRDS. Those in the guild who have sets of red or green scale contribute to a community pool of scales. Whenever some one gets a shard or enough favor to make a set, we let them take from the community stash with the understanding that they will now start adding to the pot. This asshole took nine scales and then never put any in. We understand he's not going to give the scales back, we took a loss and learned a lesson. But that doesn't mean we can't take a shit on him to make ourselves feel better.

What I need advice on is how to grief him without getting a perma ban.
  
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Nubicus wrote on Jan 13th, 2013 at 2:41pm:
So recently, had a guy drop the guild because his mangina got crusty. He was with us for a couple of months and during that time he took advantage of our guild policy on FRDS. Those in the guild who have sets of red or green scale contribute to a community pool of scales. Whenever some one gets a shard or enough favor to make a set, we let them take from the community stash with the understanding that they will now start adding to the pot. This asshole took nine scales and then never put any in. We understand he's not going to give the scales back, we took a loss and learned a lesson. But that doesn't mean we can't take a shit on him to make ourselves feel better.

What I need advice on is how to grief him without getting a perma ban.


BASTARD SWORDS OF BACKSTABBING mailbomb. but you need alot, atleast one for every guildy, but pref enough to fill his mailbox
  

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Reply #2 - Jan 13th, 2013 at 6:33pm
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I was going to suggest that before I even saw J$ had posted. It's a good one Smiley
  
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Reply #3 - Jan 13th, 2013 at 7:02pm
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Improve your screening and scales policy and move on, maybe?
  
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Improve your screening and scales policy and move on, maybe?


Well, there is that, although I read it as the people who already have a full set start contributing. Maybe I am biased because I think I have 3 red and 1 green and the wherewithal to make 1 red, but this shit is rare. I can get behind the concept of helping others if you have already got yours. I know I'm generous with Tor dragonscales which are my thing...
  
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Reply #5 - Jan 13th, 2013 at 7:08pm
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JDollar wrote on Jan 13th, 2013 at 2:44pm:
BASTARD SWORDS OF BACKSTABBING mailbomb. but you need alot, atleast one for every guildy, but pref enough to fill his mailbox


Individual (non-stacked) thieve's tools from the vendor waves hello.
One at a fucking time.
Rookie.
« Last Edit: Jan 13th, 2013 at 7:09pm by Cale »  

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Reply #6 - Jan 13th, 2013 at 7:28pm
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Cale wrote on Jan 13th, 2013 at 7:08pm:
Individual (non-stacked) thieve's tools from the vendor waves hello.
One at a fucking time.
Rookie.


that's more annoying but less apt.

I think you should so advertise on Thelanis fora for bastard swords of backstabbing, every time I pull one I chuckle Cheesy
  
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Reply #7 - Jan 13th, 2013 at 7:44pm
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Don't be such a dick.
  

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Reply #8 - Jan 13th, 2013 at 8:15pm
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Terebinthia wrote on Jan 13th, 2013 at 7:06pm:
Well, there is that, although I read it as the people who already have a full set start contributing.


That is indeed our policy.
  
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Reply #9 - Jan 13th, 2013 at 8:25pm
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So, after reading the thread title, I have to ask...

Where's Gawna?
  

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Reply #10 - Jan 13th, 2013 at 8:32pm
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You guys are terrible at this.

Just repeatedly make F2P accounts and report him for harassment from each one.
  
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popejubal wrote on Jan 13th, 2013 at 8:25pm:
So, after reading the thread title, I have to ask...

Where's Gawna?

I do butthole kegels.
  
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I was wondering where that was going, but now I see what you did there.
  
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Gunga wrote on Jan 13th, 2013 at 7:44pm:
Don't be such a dick.


You're right. I didn't even do more than a single call-out the proxy roll in our opened-to-pugs guild MA where a Toven's was in question on Friday. Ultimately I figured I can't count on it being mine unless it drops in my name. It was a guildie that got it initially, I could have had been more vocal before that as apparently some people still don't know TH is BtC. Instead a useless 18 cleric/1 arti/1 fighter that had died 3 or 4 times in that EN run got it after losing the roll.
  
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Reply #14 - Jan 13th, 2013 at 9:45pm
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Cale wrote on Jan 13th, 2013 at 7:08pm:
Individual (non-stacked) thieve's tools from the vendor waves hello.
One at a fucking time.
Rookie.


brute force lacks style and subtlty... amateur.
  

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J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in.

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JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known

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SNAP!  Point for the Canadian!
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Reply #15 - Jan 15th, 2013 at 2:58am
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You are fooling no one Chai! Doing anything he can track back to you can be reported.


So, I say you should NOT have everyone in the guild create a free account and take turns blind asking him for free stuff / build advice / blind invites for "help" - over and over.
Do NOT run with him and get lost on the way, take a smoke break or start playing songs over chat since you are a "bard" roleplaying.

  
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Reply #16 - Jan 15th, 2013 at 5:19am
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I prefer to mailbomb with festival twigs.  They're better than actual weapons because they can't be vendored for a profit, and better than thieves tools because they don't stack and therefore clog up both his mailbox and his inventory, requiring about double the time and clicks for him to get rid of them.

As for style, I also like to change the subject line on the mail messages, so instead of "Festival Twig" it reads "Fine Red Dragon Scales," or "Otto's Box," or whatever else you want to taunt him with the prospect of getting.  You know, to get his excitement up when he opens his mailbox and sees messages with attachments claiming to be awesome stuff, but upon opening the messages all they contain are festival twigs.  Or hell, if you want to be thematically appropriate, make the subject lines read "Bastard Sword of Backstabbing".  Or mix and match.  Get creative.
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Reply #17 - Jan 15th, 2013 at 4:50pm
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Has the player joined a new guild?   If so, send an offer to the Guild Leader and explain what the player did.  Now, if the guild leader is his friend, then no point in doing that.

It is enjoyable to mail junk to another player, but after a while you will get bored.  Who doesn't need potions of resist sonic for a level 1?  The signet from the Swiped SIgnet?  Who cares if they sell it for 2 gold pieces or whatever.  They still have to waste time to check mail and go to the Tavern.

I chuckled at the Bastard Sword of Backstabbing suggesstion.

My apologies for not filling the criteria to post in this thread.  But some of the posters that posted above my post, do qualify.
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notajedi wrote on Jan 15th, 2013 at 4:50pm:
My apologies for not filling the criteria to post in this thread.  But some of the posters that posted above my post, do qualify.


You've got the asshole part down pat.
  

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Reply #19 - Jan 16th, 2013 at 2:13pm
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unless things have changed if he's not in your guild it will go to the secondary mailbox and he can just delete all Sad
  
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lifespawn wrote on Jan 16th, 2013 at 2:13pm:
unless things have changed if he's not in your guild it will go to the secondary mailbox and he can just delete all http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png


thats why the message of the items is important. also they will have to open each one if they want the platz from them
  

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J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in.

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JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known

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SNAP!  Point for the Canadian!
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Reply #21 - Jan 17th, 2013 at 6:55pm
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I have had some ppl be very generous in DDO, but I must say guild sharing is risky, u cnt even trust ppl in real life, in a virtual world ppl can get away with things a lot easier. U cnt do mch about it, I'd suggest u have a minimum guild period before ppl are allowd to use ur stash, that can also backfire. I jus dnt take alota ppl in...cn u pm me his name please...
  
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Reply #22 - Jan 17th, 2013 at 7:05pm
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Axemortar wrote on Jan 17th, 2013 at 6:55pm:
I have had some ppl be very generous in DDO, but I must say guild sharing is risky, u cnt even trust ppl in real life, in a virtual world ppl can get away with things a lot easier. U cnt do mch about it, I'd suggest u have a minimum guild period before ppl are allowd to use ur stash, that can also backfire. I jus dnt take alota ppl in...cn u pm me his name please...


I just lost 10 IQ while trying to read this.
  

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Reply #23 - Jan 17th, 2013 at 7:07pm
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NOTdarth wrote on Jan 17th, 2013 at 7:05pm:
I just lost 10 IQ while trying to read this.


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Reply #24 - Jan 17th, 2013 at 7:18pm
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Could always have a cleric layi around if u spot him, log n join his groups...beein a healer u cn play with him, except if he's very self sufficient...drop his stone in lawa...or like a guy did to me n my wife in von 6. Pickt up our stones and jumped off...damn I was cross...lol funny now if I think about it.
  
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