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Reply #25 - Jul 23rd, 2013 at 5:37pm
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Actually, it's more accurate to say you can do any activity pre-defined by the coders who also carefully direct you into wanting to do that activity... but that'd take too long.

no, dude, the draw to the gangsta backdrop and running around socal... It's like the sims to me - playing life instead of a game.  then again, gaming's escapism for me.
  
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Reply #26 - Jul 23rd, 2013 at 8:36pm
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karatekid wrote on Jul 23rd, 2013 at 5:37pm:
Actually, it's more accurate to say you can do any activity pre-defined by the coders who also carefully direct you into wanting to do that activity... but that'd take too long.

no, dude, the draw to the gangsta backdrop and running around socal... It's like the sims to me - playing life instead of a game.  then again, gaming's escapism for me.

Well, in a sense, it is like playing life, but it's a fantasy life where you can carry 17 tons of weaponry and ammo in your pocket and cause mayhem/destruction/murder with no repercussions... then steal a jet fighter just to get across town and parachute into the bar.
  

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Reply #27 - Jul 23rd, 2013 at 10:35pm
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Strakeln wrote on Jul 23rd, 2013 at 8:36pm:
Well, in a sense, it is like playing life, but it's a fantasy life where you can carry 17 tons of weaponry and ammo in your pocket and cause mayhem/destruction/murder with no repercussions... then steal a jet fighter just to get across town and parachute into the bar.


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Reply #28 - Jul 23rd, 2013 at 10:47pm
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Strakeln wrote on Jul 23rd, 2013 at 8:36pm:
Well, in a sense, it is like playing life, but it's a fantasy life where you can carry 17 tons of weaponry and ammo in your pocket and cause mayhem/destruction/murder with no repercussions... then steal a jet fighter just to get across town and parachute into the bar.


Haha, that's the best endorsement I've ever seen for any computer game ...
  

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Reply #29 - Jul 24th, 2013 at 8:02pm
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Been playing too much GTA IV. Today on the way home there was a cop blocking the road because it was flooded. For a split second I almost crossed over into the oncoming side because FUCK THE POLICE!!

But I turned like a good citizen, because violent amoral video games don't cause violent amoral behavour.
  
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Reply #30 - Jul 25th, 2013 at 12:07am
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rest wrote on Jul 24th, 2013 at 8:02pm:
Been playing too much GTA IV. Today on the way home there was a cop blocking the road because it was flooded. For a split second I almost crossed over into the oncoming side because FUCK THE POLICE!!

But I turned like a good citizen, because violent amoral video games don't cause violent amoral behavour.


Next time try this:  aim your front bumper directly into his rear wheel well (front left if his driver's side is facing you, reverse it if the passenger side's facing you) and accelerate through. 

Almost magically, leverage will move his car out of the way. 

Yah, they love it when you do that.
  
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Reply #31 - Aug 15th, 2013 at 2:46pm
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CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! GET ON THE HYPE TRAIN TO ALPHA CENTAURI



  


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Reply #32 - Aug 15th, 2013 at 3:41pm
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you can make your own multiplayer races and death matches.


i don't even like multiplayer, but that's fucking GENIUS

  
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rest wrote on Aug 15th, 2013 at 3:41pm:
don't even like multiplayer,


you should at least try cops and robbers when online launches. the silly ass random shit that happens will makes your day.
  


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Reply #34 - Aug 16th, 2013 at 5:54pm
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Yeah, gta iv multiplayer was a hoot, though still generally a bit too laggy to be great.
  

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Reply #35 - Aug 16th, 2013 at 6:13pm
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Strakeln wrote on Aug 16th, 2013 at 5:54pm:
Yeah, gta iv multiplayer was a hoot, though still generally a bit too laggy to be great.



hey guys lets get in the helicopter, I'll fly.

jump out 2 mins later to everybody cussing you out.


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Reply #37 - Sep 4th, 2013 at 9:04pm
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I've seen no mention of picking up ho's and beating them for cash.. how the hell are we supposed to make money again?
i was broke as fuck in gta4
  
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Reply #38 - Sep 4th, 2013 at 9:08pm
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GTA V looks pretty badass all around. The screenies are delicious. I showed the "racing through the desert" one to my wife and she thought I was showing her RL pictures of soldiers in Iraq.
  

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Reply #41 - Sep 7th, 2013 at 2:20pm
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guys
hey guys

you can motherfucking hang dong!

http://www.sohh.com/2013/09/rockstar_unloads_tons_of_gta_v_pics_as_r.html


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Reply #42 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 10:34am
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One week.

Having it delivered to work from Amazon the day it comes out. Fuck. Yes.
  
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Reply #43 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 6:13am
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map and more shit is out now if yoou guys care about that shit.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673957


rest wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 10:34am:
Having it delivered to work from Amazon the day it comes out.


have it payed off but have to drive to p'cola....

110 mi. round trip. thank god I drive a Jeep or I'm sure speeding tix would be issued.
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Reply #45 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 11:59am
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rev Jim wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 6:13am:
map and more shit is out now if yoou guys care about that shit.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673957



have it payed off but have to drive to p'cola....

110 mi. round trip. thank god I drive a Jeep or I'm sure speeding tix would be issued.




damn that's a long way to drive. why not just have it delivered to your house?
  
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Reply #46 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 1:47pm
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Wellllllll... maybe 6 mo from now it will be out for PC and I will be excited like you bums.
  

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Reply #47 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:12pm
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Maybe by July next year, according to math: http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/05/01/gta-5-pc-release-date/
  
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Reply #48 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 8:00pm
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rest wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:12pm:
Maybe by July next year, according to math: http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/05/01/gta-5-pc-release-date/

Not according to math. Pay attention to the black line while ignoring the red line and the author's CYA.

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In terms of when we might actually be able to play it, the gap between console and PC release has been consistent(ly frustrating) at around 212 days, without the kind of crazy deviation we see in the release date announcement window. 212 days after the currently listed ship date for GTA 5 on the consoles would be April 17, 2014. If the gap is as long as it was for San Andreas, we would have it by April 30 instead.
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Reply #49 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 8:47pm
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rest wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 11:59am:
why not just have it delivered to your house?


was not sure if I wanted to do the midnight release crap and I payed over time.
  


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