Without enhancements this is the build (first draft, haven't really finalized yet) that I came up with:
Human Monk 20/Epic 8/Grandmaster of Flowers 5
Str 14
Dex 15+2 tome
Con 14
Int 10
Wis 16
Cha 8
(first lifer, 'cause I have no TRs I wanna make monks)
Feats:
1Human-TWF
1Monk-Power attack
1-Cleave
2Monk-Stunning fist
3-Mark of passage (I want a DDoor clicky

and couldn't think of a feat to fit in here)
6Monk-Dodge
6-Great cleave
9-ITWF
12-IC:bludgeoning
15-GTWF
18-Mobility (again, couldn't think of a better feat to put here)
21-Vorpal strikes
24-Improved martial arts
27-Blinding speed
Run in water stance with maxed out wisdom for super high quivering palm+stunning fist+GMoF ability DCs.
Will be quite fun when I can afford an alignment change xD
edit: forgot to mention, will be light monk. I love the self healing afforded by light monk, and I also find dark monk really really boring. Also kukan do ftw.