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Oh Dear God Ponies
Sep 10th, 2013 at 5:48pm
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Hello everypony.

The recently created guild House Kanterlot guild is recruiting fun players in Khyber server.


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About you:

    You're an active player (let us say, you come share the joys of friendship with us once a week).
    You don't have to love ponies; but you surely will love after join us <3


I suddenly feel better about being a Sarlonian...and that's saying something.
  
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Re: Oh Dear God Ponies
Reply #1 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 5:59pm
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They are going to just SHIT when they get their first Celestia.
  

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Reply #2 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 6:22pm
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Darkrok wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 5:48pm:


Can I import their guild roster into my Friends list? That is important to know.
  

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Pretty sure someone posted this 3 months ago when it was new, but I'll be damned if I am going to spend the time searching for it.
  
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Reply #4 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 6:45pm
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Ponies
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Reply #5 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 7:03pm
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Sgtgig wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 6:45pm:
*Boyfriend.

  

Alekx wrote on Jun 15th, 2011 at 11:46pm:
Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Reply #6 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 7:47pm
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Someone make a guild called 'My Little Cupcake'
  

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Reply #7 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 9:46pm
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whothefuckami wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 7:47pm:
Someone make a guild called 'My Little Cupcake'


Do NOT eat the cupcakes.
  

Alekx wrote on Jun 15th, 2011 at 11:46pm:
Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Reply #8 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:02pm
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JC wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 7:03pm:
Sgtgig wrote Today at 4:45pm:
*Boyfriend.




edit: success!
« Last Edit: Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:01am by Alex DeLarge »  

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Reply #9 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:42pm
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You guys are all a bunch of serious homophobic, intolerant piece of shit fucktards.

People like you bully people like them into doing bad things to themselves.

If you don't like their lifestyle or gender affiliation, just shut the hell up about it. I'm sure if they ever met any of you they would have some pretty valid criticisms of their own.

Or actually, they'd probably have the good grace and respect to keep it to themselves, having to put up with ignorant jerks like you their whole lives.

Go jerk yourselves off to elf-porn and stop cyber-bullying perfectly nice people.
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Reply #10 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:44pm
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Also, I would like to suggest to any moderators that this be moved to a different sub-forum such as "intolerant hate speech", but certainly not "DDO Specific Discussion"
  
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Reply #11 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:57pm
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harharharhar wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:42pm:
You guys are all a bunch of serious homophobic, intolerant piece of shit fucktards.

People like you bully people like them into doing bad things to themselves.

If you don't like their lifestyle or gender affiliation, just shut the hell up about it. I'm sure if they ever met any of you they would have some pretty valid criticisms of their own.

Or actually, they'd probably have the good grace and respect to keep it to themselves, having to put up with ignorant jerks like you their whole lives.

Go jerk yourselves off to elf-porn and stop cyber-bullying perfectly nice people.




  

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Re: Oh Dear God Ponies
Reply #12 - Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:57pm
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harharharhar wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:42pm:
You guys are all a bunch of serious homophobic, intolerant piece of shit fucktards.

People like you bully people like them into doing bad things to themselves.

If you don't like their lifestyle or gender affiliation, just shut the hell up about it. I'm sure if they ever met any of you they would have some pretty valid criticisms of their own.

Or actually, they'd probably have the good grace and respect to keep it to themselves, having to put up with ignorant jerks like you their whole lives.

Go jerk yourselves off to elf-porn and stop cyber-bullying perfectly nice people.

Lol!

Poor troll because you went a wee bit over the top.

Better luck next time.
  

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Reply #13 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:15am
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harharharhar wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:42pm:
People like you bully people like them into doing bad things to themselves.

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Go jerk yourselves off to elf-porn and stop cyber-bullying perfectly nice people.


If you'll notice, there's no bullying or hatespeech. I said "Ponies", JC said "*Boyfriend" and Alex DeLarge said "edit: success!" And I don't care who you are, "I look at it like I'm sucking my girlfriend's penis =)" is funny. Especially the "we've only met online" part.

At any rate, I have a lot of funny images and very little chance to ever use them, and I'll take what I can.
  
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Reply #14 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:19am
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Alex DeLarge wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:57pm:


Sorry, but if you think "say whatever you want" is equivalent to "hate speech breeding ground" you're a fucking moron.  I agree with harhar.
  
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Reply #15 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:21am
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JC wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 9:46pm:
Do NOT eat the cupcakes.


My favorite Cupcake...

  

Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


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#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Reply #16 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:24am
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Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:15am:
At any rate, I have a lot of funny images and very little chance to ever use them, and I'll take what I can.


Shr plz.
Every post is a chance to use funny images. You should make your own thread. That last one was comedy gold.
  
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Reply #17 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:24am
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harharharhar wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:42pm:
Go jerk yourselves off to elf-porn and stop cyber-bullying perfectly nice people.


Is that like Tinkerbell Hentai?
  

Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14th, 2014 at 2:02pm:
#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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harharharhar wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:44pm:
Also, I would like to suggest to any moderators that this be moved to a different sub-forum such as "intolerant hate speech", but certainly not "DDO Specific Discussion"

Asking for moderation??? Are you new here?
  
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AtomicMew wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:19am:
Sorry, but if you think "say whatever you want" is equivalent to "hate speech breeding ground" you're a fucking moron.  I agree with harhar.



Are you sure you are quoting the right person? I don't exactly understand where you went from "2+2 = you are fucking moron"? Agree with my penis instead.

  

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Sham wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:24am:
Shr plz.
Every post is a chance to use funny images. You should make your own thread. That last one was comedy gold.




Hilarious
  
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Reply #21 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:45am
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I wonder if FoS will join?
  

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harharharhar wrote on Sep 10th, 2013 at 11:44pm:
Also, I would like to suggest to any moderators that this be moved to a different sub-forum such as "intolerant hate speech", but certainly not "DDO Specific Discussion"


I donīt care if you are hetero, homo, bi or fuck bunnies, if you post your sexual life in the internet, you should expect that people will try to have fun, no matter your sexual orientation.
  
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Reply #23 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 1:05am
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Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 12:40am:


The sad look on itīs face "These fucking humans... why did they reduce the size of my bed?"

LQTM!
  
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Reply #24 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 1:52am
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I donīt care if you are hetero, homo, bi or fuck bunnies, if you post your sexual life in the internet, you should expect that people will try to have fun, no matter your sexual orientation.


Wrong. That was the basis of Dont Ask Dont Tell. That's been repealed because it was fucking dumb.

People are freely allowed to describe themselves without the threat of bullying and harrassment.

Your status as intolerant: confirmed. Perhaps you aren't intolerant, but just ignorant. Ignorant to what being truly bullied for aspects of yourself you can do nothing about and are largely ridiculed and made fun of. And not just your taste in clothes or your favorite cupcake flavor. We're talking about base, personality and lifestyle defining aspects of your being that are as core to who you are as the color of your skin, your hair, and the language you speak.

It's not cool, it's not funny, and you really need grow the hell up.
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