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Re: Oh Dear God Ponies
Reply #50 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 1:27pm
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eighnuss wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 11:29am:
Furthermore, my dick must be hella small, 6.5 inch circumference? id need like 80 condoms or a few pairs of socks to fill that pony's hole. My shit would be like a coffee stirrer in that bitch.

http://www.frontporchrepublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/coffee_stirrer.jpg


math understanding fail.  circumference =/= diameter.  Tongue
  
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Re: Oh Dear God Ponies
Reply #51 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 1:59pm
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This thread is great and it is FUN!
You are just a frigid nerd.


Nerd: yes.  Frigid: no.  I'm just not into plush ponies or transgenders like you.
  
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Reply #52 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:10pm
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Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:44am:



Oh dear.... Now I'll get Nightmare(s)...
  
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Reply #53 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:10pm
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a Kitteh wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 1:27pm:
math understanding fail.  circumference =/= diameter.  Tongue


is your penis a perfect cylinder 2.06 inches in diameter?
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Reply #54 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:16pm
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eighnuss wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:10pm:
is your penis a perfect cylinder 2.06 inches in diameter?

http://www.froebelusa.com/fw-dclg-2.jpg


I don't know but if anyone's penis does what's depicted in the picture there they need to seek immediate medical attention.
  
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Reply #55 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:25pm
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Someone at Turbine apparently thought Feather being a brony was a positive when they hired him.
  
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Reply #56 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:30pm
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eighnuss wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:10pm:
is your penis a perfect cylinder 2.06 inches in diameter?

http://www.froebelusa.com/fw-dclg-2.jpg


That's an interesting question to ask a woman.
  
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Reply #57 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 3:15pm
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Asheras wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 1:59pm:
Nerd: yes.  Frigid: no.  I'm just not into plush ponies or transgenders like you.


I am into bunnies. But it´s okay, I am mutating them so they eventually transform into beautiful women.
  
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Reply #58 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 3:32pm
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Slug wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:30pm:
That's an interesting question to ask a woman.


Especially if her penis is a part of who she is.
  
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Reply #59 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 3:32pm
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Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 11:24am:
Yup. Twilight, Element of Magic too.

Celestia and Nightmare could have been a coincidence. But with Twilight, no, it's obvious.

FoS is "special."
  
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Reply #60 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 3:34pm
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Reply #61 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 4:13pm
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I dislike transphobia and ponies. Do I win?
  
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Reply #62 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 4:21pm
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harharharhar wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 10:06am:
And no, Free Speech is not the same thing as a right to Harassment, Bullying, or Hate Speech. Those things are rightfully ILLEGAL.


Harassment and bullying don't fall under freedom of speech.

But Hate Speech does. And its not illegal.

Just sayin'
  
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Reply #63 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 4:24pm
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I must be an awful person, because I haven't stopped laughing since I started reading this thread.  Cry
  
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Reply #64 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 4:35pm
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Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 3:34pm:
Off to CalcII


This is much better if you pretend the guy at the window is The Count from Sesame Street.
  
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Reply #65 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 4:52pm
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GooFY wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 4:24pm:
I must be an awful person, because I haven't stopped laughing since I started reading this thread.  Cry


At least you're not a frigid nerd. I'm sitting here wondering who has the bigger penis: that guy or his online girlfriend.
  
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Reply #66 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 7:59pm
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Darkrok wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 4:35pm:
This is much better if you pretend the guy at the window is The Count from Sesame Street.


+1, +2, +3 reputation points!  {thunder and lightning}   Muhahaha...
  
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Reply #67 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 8:43pm
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I really got to agree with Azog on this one. And not just because he is far funnier.

Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:44am:
I really didn't mean to cause butthurt with that. As said, I don't care who you are, "the penis is just a part of my girlfriend" is funny.

Also, wasn't this thread about ponies?

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I never saw the description on that before. The casualness of it is hilarious.

Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 11:24am:
Yup. Twilight, Element of Magic too.

Celestia and Nightmare could have been a coincidence. But with Twilight, no, it's obvious.


I am pretty sure that the handwraps 'Antipode, Fist of the Horizon' is also a more subtle reference to the fanfiction Antipodes. Not the best one I've read, it was the first thing the guy had wrote. The beginning was rough and the characters were boring but it really picked up in the middle.
  
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Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Reply #68 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 8:57pm
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Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 11:19am:
I don't know, man. There are oceans of pony porn on the Internet. A mind-bogglingly massive amount. And a lot of it is pretty high quality, too. A lot of the humanized stuff... damn, it is sexy. No, really.

Excuse me for a moment.


That is a minority though. There is far, far more nonsexual stuff. Songs, animations, music videos, fan fictions that are practically novels, comics, sculptures, plushies, seriously a shit ton of music, art of all kinds. It's like looking up boobs on redit or counting all the people in asia, you literally can not see it all because more shows up faster than you can see it. And that is without counting any fanfiction, porn or youtube poop.

But yeah, oceans of porn. Porn animations, books, comics, art ext. Porn that is way better than it has any right to be. Fucking oceans of it, but still only a small percentage.



Fucking oceans of it, but still only a small percentage.

GooFY wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 4:24pm:
I must be an awful person, because I haven't stopped laughing since I started reading this thread.  Cry


I am also an awful person.
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Reply #69 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:05pm
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JC wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 8:43pm:
I am pretty sure that the handwraps 'Antipode, Fist of the Horizon' is also a more subtle reference to the fanfiction Antipodes. Not the best one I've read, it was the first thing the guy had wrote. The beginning was rough and the characters were boring but it really picked up in the middle.


I'm pretty sure that it's not a reference. There is just so much fanfic that you could construe anything to be a reference, and "Antipode" is an actual word. FoS also doesn't strike me as a person who reads fanfic.
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Reply #70 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:07pm
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Flav wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 2:10pm:
Oh dear.... Now I'll get Nightmare(s)...




  
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Reply #71 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:09pm
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Are we doing this?
  
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Reply #72 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:12pm
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Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:05pm:
I'm pretty sure that it's not a reference. There is just so much fanfic that you could construe anything to be a reference, and "Antipode" is an actual word. FoS also doesn't strike me as a person who reads fanfic.

http://i.imgur.com/n8MuBI5.jpg


It is just a guess, I don't have any proof to confirm it. I even asked him but he never got back to me. It was a relatively popular story and the reference fit.
  
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Reply #73 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:15pm
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Sgtgig wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:09pm:


Ugh, not those vectors. Please not those comics, the additions are fine, just, not those comics. They are just painful to look at.
  
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Reply #74 - Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:48pm
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JC wrote on Sep 11th, 2013 at 9:15pm:
Ugh, not those vectors. Please not those comics, the additions are fine, just, not those comics. They are just painful to look at.


I'm sorry.



Here's one for you.
  
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