I am just posting so I can post

I am just replying. It is not to show that I can reply. I completely trust the self-evidence of such a thing. If I stop to explicitly make it clear that I can reply, I am also very clearly assuming that many here are impaired significantly enough to need the point explained. In thinking they need the explanation, I am also assuming a set of conditions that would prevent any who needed the explanation from understanding it. Thus, you are either not intelligent enough to understand the words you typed, or you are a hipster.

Only a hipster would think an appreciation of such fruitless and self-negating irony did not call for immediate suicide.

Welcome to The Vault. You meet and exceed the required intelligence to post here. The fact that you have posted however, means like the rest of us, you do not meet the required intelligence to choose better options for your life. My apologies to your caretaker.

Alternately, your post was a cry for help. Call the suicide prevention hotline. The Vault functions more like a suicide assistance hotline.

Preferred method: Fire.