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Jun 6th, 2014 at 9:53am
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Heres a simple step you can take if you need to mail something but have no stamp.  Simply switch the two addresses so that whoever your sending the mail to is in upper left hand corner. This is usually the return address area.  Now just put your address in the middle of the envelope and stick it in your nearerst corner mailbox.
Because there is no stamp, your letter will be returned to sender. Which is actually where you want it to go!
  
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Reply #1 - Jun 6th, 2014 at 10:41am
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What you can't afford a stamp? Also they won't open it if its addressed to you. Its a federal offence to open mail that's not addressed you. Your a cheap ass fuck who is trying to fuck over the post office.
  
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Reply #2 - Jun 6th, 2014 at 11:12am
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Affording is irrelevant.  When offered a free sandwich or the same sandwich for .40 cents, why pay?  Also, I have never done this.  I just find it interesting that the government leaves an exploitable hole like this for so long.  Further reading on this can be found in the book "100 Things You're not Supposed to Know".

FYI, it is only a federal offense if you take the mail from the "custody" of the post office.  If it is in your mailbox and you open it, it is not a federal offense.
  
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Reply #3 - Jun 6th, 2014 at 11:28am
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It is a crime to open mail that is not addressed to you.
  
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Reply #4 - Jun 6th, 2014 at 11:30am
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To scam the post office is a crime also
  
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Reply #5 - Jun 6th, 2014 at 11:34am
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This is the post office not turbine
  
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Reply #6 - Jun 6th, 2014 at 1:37pm
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You do not want the postal inspection service all up in your grill. They're like a gaggle of mall security who have been given actual authority and are bored as hell.
  

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Reply #7 - Jun 6th, 2014 at 8:42pm
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Hax. Or just get some change. I dont know
  
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Reply #8 - Jun 6th, 2014 at 8:44pm
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and then they go postal!
  

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Reply #9 - Jun 7th, 2014 at 7:36am
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FedEx. The last one went FedEX. I hate going postal.
  

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Reply #10 - Jun 10th, 2014 at 2:50am
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That's a federal felony.  Now get out of the car and give the beer back to the clerk.
  
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Reply #11 - Jun 10th, 2014 at 3:08pm
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if you are going to the trouble to actually mail paper, then you dont want to fuck around and have it take 2 weeks longer than it should in order to save a stamp.
  

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Reply #12 - Jun 10th, 2014 at 4:38pm
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Just buy the fucking stamp.
  

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Reply #13 - Jun 10th, 2014 at 5:33pm
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Strakeln wrote on Jun 6th, 2014 at 1:37pm:
You do not want the postal inspection service all up in your grill. They're like a gaggle of mall security who have been given actual authority and are bored as hell.


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