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Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. (Read 1134 times)

The Boney Boner Bone King Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1 Joined: Jun 12^th, 2014 Gender:	Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. Jun 12^th, 2014 at 11:01pm	Print Post
	So 1 day i decided to masturbate in the kitchen. i like to choose a random spot from time to time, you know i live alone. So when i blew my load on the floor, this ant came along and like examined it. Like very closely and for a long time then just went away. weird shit man! ants be lovin' mah man gravy!


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JW Dragon Raider Offline I Love dead cats Posts: 247 Joined: Feb 12^th, 2014	Re: Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. Reply #1 - Jun 13^th, 2014 at 9:49am	Print Post
	Your mom loves my man gravy


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DoRayEgon Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1042 Joined: Apr 4^th, 2014	Re: Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. Reply #2 - Jun 13^th, 2014 at 3:56pm	Print Post
	You have ants?


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DyingInAFire Waterworks Kobold Offline Bleargh! Posts: 109 Joined: May 2^nd, 2014	Re: Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. Reply #3 - Jun 13^th, 2014 at 4:00pm	Print Post
	ants in his pants


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Bigdickrichguy Horoluth Raider Offline I'm gunna put my dick<br />in your vag.<br /> Posts: 2096 Joined: Oct 10^th, 2013	Re: Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. Reply #4 - Jun 13^th, 2014 at 5:19pm	Print Post
	Sounds like your mom's basement floor needs some pinesol.


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Ugg the Unwise Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 365 Joined: Apr 14^th, 2014	Re: Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. Reply #5 - Jun 13^th, 2014 at 7:40pm	Print Post
	Ishr... Is that you? Can masturbating to your ddo pets be considered sodomy?


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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. Reply #6 - Jun 15^th, 2014 at 3:12am	Print Post
	DIAF.


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. Reply #7 - Jun 15^th, 2014 at 4:58pm	Print Post
	DIAF Ant Orgy. Edited: *Fire Ant
	« Last Edit: Jun 15^th, 2014 at 5:01pm by Revaulting »
	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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DoRayEgon Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1042 Joined: Apr 4^th, 2014	Re: Welcome meh! and i have a little story for you. Reply #8 - Jun 16^th, 2014 at 2:57pm	Print Post
	Maybe bullet ants?


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