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Oct 4th, 2014 at 1:59pm
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Just tried "Goodgames Empire" which is a build stuff then conquer others simulator, like early warcraft and settlers games, only incredibly shittier.

Anyways, this is what I posted on their stupid fucking forums:

"I was just wondering if we could have more p2w flashy advertisements?

Each time I log in, my favorite part is where the cheap, in your face, scummy p2w bs is unapologetically thrown into your face like waking up in a bed of vomit after a night of drugs and alcohol.

So, if you wouldn't mind, please put more of that in the game. It's the only thing I crave.

Thank you."

some idiot responded with:

"I assume that the above post is sarcastic."

To which I replied:

"Oh, not at all. I love constant p2w advertising! Nothing makes my day like logging in and carefully reading 4 screens ultimately trying to sell me raw power in the game, before I can click on anything. How else am I going to know that I can out-purchase anyone else?

It's not enough that when attacking someone, there are options to purchase more powerful attack equipment - I want to see vibrating rainbows scintillating around them, reminding me of their ever-goodness! When an army approaches my castle, I want a pop-up saying "for X rubies, you can gain +X% power to your defending army!"

That would be fantastic. We need more pay to win in this game. Perhaps casinos, where I can spend rubies that I have purchased with money on the chance of getting more rubies? That would be so awesome."

What a fucking shithole game that is. Please, go try it. It makes the p2w in DDO seem kind of cute.

Their mods are well known to delete "improper" threads so I'm just waiting to see what happens.
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Reply #1 - Oct 4th, 2014 at 2:18pm
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Most of f2p games are like, they throw ads in your face 24/7.
When you see ad in ddo on loading screen then you know it really cant go any lower.
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Reply #2 - Oct 9th, 2014 at 8:59am
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That made me lol Cheesy Surprised you put that much creativity into a review. Makes me half tempted to try it now.
  
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Reply #3 - Oct 16th, 2014 at 12:21pm
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is the name of the game Fucking christ : goodgames empire?
  
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Reply #4 - Oct 22nd, 2014 at 2:09pm
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Some Guy Here On The Boards wrote on Oct 9th, 2014 at 8:59am:
That made me lol Cheesy Surprised you put that much creativity into a review. Makes me half tempted to try it now.


My friend sort of wanted me to play it and I guilted myself into doing so for 3 days before thinking "wow, if I'm going to waste this time, I'm going to do it in DDO!"

And then he wrote me a guilt trip, "I thought you quit because you were supposed to be studying."

Very tempted to direct him to my review Smiley

Uh...yeah. So, to answer your: Yes! Because of angst!
  
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Reply #5 - Oct 22nd, 2014 at 2:31pm
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... you just suggested that DDO put ads in their loading screens.

Hide that before Cordo reads it and the next patch comes with Pepsi posters and Republican speeches asking for reelection.
  

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