[] wrote on Jun 10^th, 2016 at 1:03pm:




posts like yours remind all the people here who ive previously offended, that i'm always factually correct despite the fact that they reject my truths because they would end up getting their feelings hurt as a result of acknowledging my truism as reality

in some comical way, your recent attempts to harvest shreds of vault cred at my expense only act to verify and validate my continued neutral yet precise history of veracious judgement. my precision is so offensive that regular vault posters will support and argue in favor of retards just for an opportunity to dismiss my looming pillar of infallibilty.

yet your posts are so dog shit, that the very people i shit upon deservingly, repeatedly on for the past X years, dont even bother to interject. they know full well im 100% right, again, as always. even their own pride cannot withstand the validity of every statement i make here.

youre an amateur internet kiddie- i get that, its cute and its been done before. its clear that you arent an algorithm, you are a real person. a real person devoting endless hours to being retarded on the internet. the only real 'trolling' that has occured during your stay here is the fact that all the time you spent here, was spent here- entertaining people who were destined to be here regardless. if they werent calling you retarded, theyd be calling someone else retarded. theres always someone to call retarded.

regarding your low effort post: well memed! who cares if im gay straight furry asian or zoroastrian- its irrelevant to the accuracy of my statements. i welcome you to believe whatever you want as an "irrelevant, anonymous,  entitled child of the americas". pretty sure its written into your country's rights. i will not oppress you from overseas using the internet as a medium for my victimization. you have a god given right to be wrong- even i cannot take that away from you.

i actually owe you some thanks. your existence has helped show the vault that i exist to shit on any actions deemed to be "gay and retarded." When their internet buddies got bullied for being "gay and retarded" they didnt understand. you give them an example of why "gay and retarded" behavior must be met head on, and without the morality blur from being friends with the perpetrator of the "gay retardedness". They can now finally see from a neutral stand point that any "gay and retarded" actions must be continuously and relentlessly shat directly upon. The disdain once reserved for me has long since transferred to you when they saw a true retard. being offensively correct is far less of a crime than contributing nothing ever.

and fyi, i dont need or expect you to read any of my posts. theyre intended to be read by everyone else, to strengthen their opinion of you through an alternative perspective reached via true neutral analyzation of your methods as opposed to the conclusions they themselves reached due to anger and frustration. simply put, you arent a required part of this puzzle. it pleases me far more when you fail to reply. its way easier to defend against nothing, whereas i might have to actually think, if you chose to debate against my stance.

that aside, my varying points look forward to your rebuttal of either/all of the following
1: a random youtube vid
2: socktalk
3: copypasta
4: emotes
5: irrelevant insults

which in reality is just
1: nothing of value

you are all cordially invited to get triggered
-Foreign Ambassador to Gayfinder

eighnuss wrote on Jun 10^th, 2016 at 2:29pm:


As if we needed any further evidence in that particular direction.

(PRO TIP: We don't.)