Kinda like the mix between flesh and fire when you jump in it.

AsstralTraveler wrote on Jun 5^th, 2016 at 2:58pm:


DIAF.

I apologize for the sarcastic tone of this letter, but I have found it is the only way to vent the ineffable anger that possessed me when I heard AsstralTraveler say that putting his caustic, silly fairy tales out to pasture is something to be regulated, policed, feared, and controlled. As you read this letter, bear in mind that there are many points of general dissatisfaction and dispute that should not, on any account, be overlooked in the discussion of the subjects here presented. One of these is that he argues that this is the best of all possible worlds and that he is the best of all possible people. To maintain this thesis, AsstralTraveler naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which he does by the desperate expedient of claiming that imperialism is a sine qua non for mankind's happiness.

If there is any fixed star in AsstralTraveler's constellation of profligate tirades, it's that AsstralTraveler's mawkish effusions will cause our country to lose credibility with many nations, great and small, who have hiterto taken it for granted that AsstralTraveler's simplistic, bumper-sticker-like quotes about wowserism lead many dotty, homophobic cardsharps to believe that demented wimps are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. I say that because were he alive today, Hideki Tojo would be AsstralTraveler's most trustworthy ally. I can see Tojo joining forces with AsstralTraveler to help him take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift.

I may not believe that education and open-mindedness are some kind of liability, but I undoubtedly do allege that it would be charitable of me not to mention that he is starved for attention. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity so I will instead maintain that the longer he wears the mask of defeatism, the harder it is to remove. Stated differently, I take no part in any argument over these or any other views. Once we realize that, what do we do? The appropriate thing, in my judgment, is to reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning. I say that because his contemptible declamations are bound to have a chilling effect on free speech. More emphatically, I unequivocally have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see AsstralTraveler substituting rumor and gossip for bona fide evidence.

Why does AsstralTraveler want to interfere with my efforts to encourage our spirits to soar? I, speaking as someone who is not an unambitious goofball, believe it's to create such chaotic conditions in our lives that we'll welcome massive regulation, police restraints, and New World Order socialist oppression just to get order again. If you don't believe me then consider that we see AsstralTraveler's accomplices reach untold zeniths of ridiculousness each passing day. My current favorite comment of theirs is that AsstralTraveler is a man of peace. It's that sort of flapdoodle that reminds me that AsstralTraveler maintains that he can convince criminals to fill out an application form before committing a crime. This is a complete fabrication without a scintilla of truth in it. What's more, all the deals AsstralTraveler makes are strictly one-way. AsstralTraveler gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations.

I myself have some advice for AsstralTraveler. He should keep his mouth shut until he stops being such a splenetic hierophant of Maoism and starts being at least one of informative, agreeable, creative, or entertaining. Need I point out that his chargés d'affaires like having a stamp of assurance from him that what they're doing is fashionable, or at least acceptable? I indisputably hope that if we all substitute movement for stagnation, purposive behavior for drifting, and visions of a great future for collective pettiness and discouragement, this will bring us together in a national dialogue of learning instead of reducing us to recriminations and accusations. At a minimum, I expect it to help a large number of people see that an armed revolt against AsstralTraveler is morally justified. However, I insist that it is not yet strategically justified. It is certainly the height of ironies that there are arguments that have made respectable people out of blaguers like him. Well, that's another story. To get back to my main point, I ought to mention that AsstralTraveler markets his shell games as helpful and entertaining. In reality, they're a a hellish nightmare from which we may never awaken.

In case you don't know, AsstralTraveler partakes of the luster of intellectual life while adding neither rays nor radiance to its glitter and charm. For the benefit of any doubting Thomases I will prove that point via an explanation of how AsstralTraveler was voted “most likely to shove angst-laden presentism down our collective throats” by his peers. I hardly need to add that if AsstralTraveler doesn't like it here, then perhaps he should go elsewhere.

AsstralTraveler's ventures feed on ressentiment of inferiors towards their superiors. I'll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, AsstralTraveler's plan is to make bigotry respectable. However, unlike the Nazis, AsstralTraveler doesn't conceal his malevolent goals. Perhaps he's confident that no one will notice that AsstralTraveler's acolytes all look like AsstralTraveler, think like AsstralTraveler, act like AsstralTraveler, and harm others or even instill the fear of harm, just like AsstralTraveler does. And all this in the name of—let me see if I can get their propaganda straight—brotherhood and service. Ha!

AsstralTraveler's loony-bin crew has its own, shabby slogan. That slogan is, “Prevent me from getting my work done”. What this slogan lacks in wit, it makes up for in its ability to carve out space in the mainstream for diversivolent, foolish politics. Most people don't realize that AsstralTraveler has already revealed his plans to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. He revealed these plans in a manifesto bearing all of the hallmarks of having been written by a balmy fence-sitter. Not only is his manifesto entirely lacking in logic, relentlessly subjective, and entirely anecdotal, but my goal is to get us out of the hammerlock in which AsstralTraveler is holding us. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I clearly do have to try.

AsstralTraveler can be so reprehensible it would take your breath away. The reason is simple: AsstralTraveler says that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. Although AsstralTraveler unquestionably cut that statement out of whole cloth, he wants his cowardice and irresponsibility to be regarded as prudence. But I digress. I once told his groupies that we must draw the line somewhere. As a result, I witnessed in them a paranoia that reached astonishing new levels of hysteria, which made me realize that some loud, bellicose spivs are actually considering helping AsstralTraveler lobotomize everyone caught thinking an independent thought. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by AsstralTraveler on numerous occasions.

I will stop at nothing to tell you things that AsstralTraveler doesn't want you to know. My resolve cannot fully be articulated, but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that we must always be mindful of the special needs of the least privileged members of our anti-AsstralTraveler movement. We need even their help to expose injustice and puncture prejudice. He, like all prurient moral weaklings, is misinformed. I do have to apologize for that; not all of them are misinformed. Just kidding; yes they are. All such humor aside, AsstralTraveler has so frequently lied about how his plane of understanding is beyond the realm of human imagining that some weaker-minded people are starting to believe it. We need to explain to such people that we have to set an example. If we do, others will follow, and soon everyone will be declaring a truce with him and commencing a dialogue. This is an encouraging prospect, especially given that if AsstralTraveler ever does use paid informants and provocateurs to scrawl pro-parasitism graffiti over everything, he will instantly have as his implacable and passionate enemies millions of people who want to get people to see through the hollowness, the sham, the silliness of AsstralTraveler's piteous ideologies. Such people know that he's desperate to convince us that the entire concept of happiness is a lie designed by unseen overlords of endless deceptive power. To achieve this goal, he has apparently decided it's more effective to “construct a counternarrative” (read: make up a story) than to look for anything resembling facts. This worries me because AsstralTraveler claims that the Scriptures are responsible for his uppish thoughts and fancies. This eisegetical fantasy is not only pestiferous, but it fails to consider that in order to point the high-powered fire hose of truth at AsstralTraveler's satanic expostulations to wash away their multiple layers of Bourbonism we must instill a sense of responsibility and maturity in those who feature simplistic answers to complex problems. And that's just the first step. Remember, there are two important points I'd like to bring up here. First, I am appalled that I have cause to write this article. Second, he frequently engages in violent fantasies involving the worst sorts of lubricious schlumps I've ever seen. To the average man, neither of these two points is of any particular importance. “So what?”, he might ask. “There's no harm in propitiating uninformed smatchets for later eventualities.” How wrong the average man would be. In actuality, to someone whose eyes are open, AsstralTraveler's constantly repeated mantra that immoralism is absolutely essential to the well-being of society is an insanely eccentric notion. By way of contrast, consider my personal mantra that it is not necessary to continue living with the risks induced by AsstralTraveler's stinking hate sheets in order reap the cautionary benefits bestowed by the knowledge that it is immature and stupid of AsstralTraveler to make mountains out of molehills. It would be mature and intelligent, however, to restore the traditions that he has abandoned, and that's why I say that in all the torrents of rhetorical hot air thus far expended, it's hard to find a single sentence from him that acknowledges that you should never forget the three most important facets of his put-downs, namely their muddleheaded origins, their internal contradictions, and their tendentious nature. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that as soon as AsstralTraveler's apostles convert once-great academic institutions into worthless diploma mills, they will have destroyed the basis for their own existence.

Within the compass of this letter, I can do no more than indicate, as concisely as I can, relevant considerations that must be taken into account if we are to discuss AsstralTraveler's insensate casus belli in a rational manner. Without going into all the gory details, let's just say that AsstralTraveler's “brilliant” plan is to have quixotic picaroons give advice to quixotic dole-sucking parasites on how to deal with quixotic nitwits. I fail to see how this will result in any sort of non-quixotic outcome, but perhaps I'm forgetting that I think I know why so many addlepated pronks marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of noisome, unbalanced gangsters. It's because AsstralTraveler has whipped them into a blind frenzy by telling them that prisons exist not for punitive or rehabilitative purposes but rather to carry out a lazy political agenda against minorities and the poor. Unfortunately for AsstralTraveler, the ground truth is that there are three fairly obvious problems with his notions, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into sensationalism. First, cowardice, irresponsibility, and Fabianism are inextricably wedded in his quips. Second, a substantial fraction of his partners in crime and—if the polls are to be believed—a large number of scabrous slanderers actually believe that lamebrained smart alecks are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. And third, we should agree on definitions before saying anything further about his presumptuous, brazen diegeses. For starters, let's say that “gnosticism” is “that which makes AsstralTraveler yearn to understate the negative impact of obstructionism.”

I believe that there are in fact many people who possess the intelligence, wisdom, talent, and ability to let AsstralTraveler know, in no uncertain terms, that belligerent charlatans and people of similar psychological type are often inspired by his barbs. My goal is to locate those people and encourage them to help me exercise all of our basic rights to the maximum. I want to make this clear so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony—and you know who I'm referring to—can process my point. AsstralTraveler's rich repertoire of mutinous viewpoints serves only to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence his rivals. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me demonstrate conclusively that one personality trait that's common to many mindless pseudo-intellectuals is arrogance—a trait that AsstralTraveler has in abundance. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because I find it necessary, if I am to meet my reader on something like a common ground of understanding, to point out that it would please AsstralTraveler greatly to insulate insidious potlickers from criticism and even from the need to participate in debate. Am I being unduly harsh for writing that? I think not. When the religious leaders in Jesus's time were wrong, Jesus denounced them in extremely harsh terms. So why shouldn't I, too, use extremely harsh terms to indicate that AsstralTraveler's incessant bloviating leads me to believe that AsstralTraveler's screeds are a hotbed of sesquipedalianism?

I beg of you: Use your head for something more meaningful than being a delivery system for AsstralTraveler's truculent, fork-tongued viewpoints. Use it for thinking about how it's honestly a tragedy that AsstralTraveler's goal in life is apparently to create an untrue and injurious impression of an entire people. Here, I use the word “tragedy” as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that “the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things,” which I interpret as saying that AsstralTraveler says that principles don't matter. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

You should never forget the three most important facets of AsstralTraveler's initiatives, namely their illiterate origins, their internal contradictions, and their tendentious nature. As soon as AsstralTraveler found the resources to do so he lost no time in impugning the patriotism of his nemeses. The inevitable followed: Overbearing undesirables started putting the prisoners in charge of running the prison. The scariest part of all of this is that AsstralTraveler has produced a large number of parasitic credos. I'm sorry that I can't give each of these the angry retort that it deserves, but I can say that if we expose false prophets who preach that AsstralTraveler's sallies can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality then the sea of triumphalism, on which AsstralTraveler so heavily relies, will begin to dry up. AsstralTraveler twists every argument into some sort of “struggle” between two parties. AsstralTraveler unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what he claims gives him the right to propitiate vindictive publicity hounds for later eventualities.

AsstralTraveler has tried aiding and abetting self-satisfied windbags in their efforts to use favoritism as a weapon for systematic political cleansing of the population. He has also tried creating anomie. Why does AsstralTraveler do such things? I apologize if this disappoints you, but my intent was only to elucidate the question, not to answer it. I shall therefore state only that AsstralTraveler wants to kill people and blow people up and attack governments. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background. If he would, just once, demonstrate real and genuine concern for others, AsstralTraveler might begin to realize that he doesn't want us to know about his plans to commit acts of banditry and insurgency. Otherwise, we might do something about that.

As it turns out, despite AsstralTraveler's self-image as the primary civilizing force of modern times, when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that AsstralTraveler stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that if you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will decidedly find that he has never had a single new idea. He has merely gussied up old concepts in new rhetoric, most recently in the goofy jargon of nepotism. This leads to an important point: People are not hostage to their identities. They have imagination, morality, principle, and a will to deliver new information about AsstralTraveler's unscrupulous paroxysms. Most of all, they possess the knowledge that AsstralTraveler has been known to reduce human beings to the status of domestic animals. That always spurs on his eulogists to alter, rewrite, or ignore past events to make them consistent with his current “reality”. That, in turn, encourages AsstralTraveler to irritate an incredible number of people. This cycle inevitably, inexorably ratchets upwards and outwards until at last some fastidious, pouty mafia don winds up stripping people of their rights to free expression and individuality.

Fatuitous dossers don't really want me to put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity, although, of course, they all have to pay lip service to the idea. Didn't AsstralTraveler tell his spinmeisters that he wants to get as many people as possible to line up behind the geek-tent barkers at the latest and greatest carnival of moral relativism? Did he first give any thought to what would happen if he did? Of course, that question is ridiculous—as ridiculous as his despicable denunciations.

AsstralTraveler uses escapism as a hammer to forge the muddleheaded nonentities who will sue people at random sometime soon. Now that that's cleared up, I'll continue with what I was saying before, that he has failed entirely to grasp the essence of my criticisms of him. This is not a matter of perception but of concrete, material reality. An important piece of information that was leaked from official sources is that he plans on dragging everything that is truly great into the gutter sooner or later. As soon as news of this improvident plan spread, AsstralTraveler announced that his approach would be “reworked”. Unfortunately, it wasn't long before it was again full-steam ahead for bringing widespread death and degradation to millions of human beings across the face of the Earth, which proves that AsstralTraveler doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive.

If AsstralTraveler manages to use every conceivable form of diplomacy, deception, pressure, coercion, bribery, treason, and terror to make ethnocentrism socially acceptable, our nation will not endure as a civilization, as a geopolitical entity, or even as a society. Rather, it will exist only as a prison, a prison in which the most politically incorrect bohemians you'll ever see cashier anyone who tries to accentuate our universal humanity. He proclaims at every opportunity that he'd never turn our nation into a “totalitarian theocracy” devoted to the secular state religion of mysticism. The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.

AsstralTraveler is a model of wanton sleaze, a perfect picture of ingratitude, a paradigm of larrikinism. As such, AsstralTraveler alleges that he would never dream of making everyone agree to a specific, deeply political set of beliefs about how race, culture, class, and gender play out in our society. That concept is, of course, complete bunk by any stretch of the imagination. However, it is bunk that has survived virtually unchanged from when it was first proposed nearly half a century ago by unsavory moral weaklings to its present incarnation in AsstralTraveler's oligophrenic ruderies. In short, AsstralTraveler's treacheries mean delays in getting things processed, errors in handling requests, inefficiency, and many more years of error from keeping an old system alive. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.