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Jul 20th, 2016 at 8:59am
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So, I haven't played in 2 years, and I remember you lot as a caring, nuturing group of adults.

My guild is dead anyway, so why not post here. Some of you were nice, I think. Plus giv moar exploits and shit.

Fuck it, I'm posting here because I'm bored shitless. So, how's the game been fucked in the last 2 years? New races, new classes.. strange times.
  
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Reply #1 - Jul 20th, 2016 at 10:23am
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Reply #2 - Jul 20th, 2016 at 10:27am
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Is it still a buggy, useless piece of shit?

On that note, when was the last update? I believe the law of updates states that every update introduces a way to dupe something or break the game in amazing ways, and takes a few months to fix. Wondering if I'm too late and have to wait for the next update or..
  
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Reply #3 - Jul 20th, 2016 at 10:58am
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Last update was in June.  Next is probably late August or early September.

I'd wait for the next update.  Whatever reasons you left are probably still there.  Send a PM to Novalis for details on the current state of the game.
  
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Asheras wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 10:58am:
Last update was in June.  Next is probably late August or early September.

I'd wait for the next update.  Whatever reasons you left are probably still there.  Send a PM to Novalis for details on the current state of the game. 

So I might've missed the window of bug.

I left because I was bored. No bored with it any more, so who knows.

And who's Novalis? Goddamn new people.
  
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Reply #5 - Jul 20th, 2016 at 11:38am
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[some shit] wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 10:59am:
So I might've missed the window of bug.

I left because I was bored. No bored with it any more, so who knows.

And who's Novalis? Goddamn new people.


His love of the game can be found here, among other places:

http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1468862672/0

But, if you PM him, he might grace you with his wonderful creative fiction and dream sequences about ducks.
  
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Reply #6 - Jul 20th, 2016 at 11:42am
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Asheras wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 11:38am:
His love of the game can be found here, among other places:

http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1468862672/0

But, if you PM him, he might grace you with his wonderful creative fiction and dream sequences about ducks. 

Sounds gay. If I wanted to listen to creative fiction or shitposting, I'd pm Epoch. If he still lives?
  
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[some shit] wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 11:42am:
If he still lives?



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[some shit] wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 11:42am:
Sounds gay. If I wanted to listen to creative fiction or shitposting, I'd pm Epoch. If he still lives?

There was a scary moment the other night where it was only Epoch and me showing at the bottom as logged in.  I quickly left to avoid any unnecessary chance at a pm of a sword fight.
  

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If you've been gone for two years, you left at a time when the bugs that drove you mad have now become like a spider in the corner and we've all given them names. And just when you think the game is total shit, the devs come in with a half baked update and needless changes to prove it's possible to make things even worse. That is actually quite a feat. But still, people overlooked the bullshit for months until the data center move which made a good 80% of the playerbase leave because of the crippling lag. When I say 80% I mean of the remaining 300 people since CITW clusterfuck. Now it's a big Turbine circle jerk of who can fuck up the game more between Sev and whoever is left on the team that understands DOS. I hope that is a brief summation.

I've had some mean things said to me, but comparing me to Epoch, that shit hurts...  Cry
  
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Reply #10 - Jul 20th, 2016 at 2:06pm
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Meat-Head wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 11:58am:
Nothing can kill Epoch. Not even Chuck Norris.


Let's not tempt fate, aka Chuck Norris.  Grin
  
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Things are boring.
  
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Novalis wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 12:16pm:
I've had some mean things said to me, but comparing me to Epoch, that shit hurts

PM Epoch for hugs & band-aids.
  

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Reply #14 - Jul 20th, 2016 at 7:18pm
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[some shit] wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 8:59am:
So, I haven't played in 2 years, and I remember you lot as a caring, nuturing group of adults.

My guild is dead anyway, so why not post here. Some of you were nice, I think. Plus giv moar exploits and shit.

Fuck it, I'm posting here because I'm bored shitless. So, how's the game been fucked in the last 2 years? New races, new classes.. strange times.


if u can log in wih the preception that you do not care, then its all good. if you expect progress or something aside form old friends dont bother. its that simple

i suggest you ignore everything that is new and just grind xp and carry/educate useless people its hella good times compared to being mad about the things you were mad about 2 years ago. the burden is on you to enjoy the game so buck up of fuck off
  

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Novalis wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 12:16pm:
I've had some mean things said to me, but comparing me to Epoch, that shit hurts...  Cry

Epoch has a more interesting narrative. You're failing compared to epoch.
  
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Reply #16 - Jul 20th, 2016 at 7:23pm
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eighnuss wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 7:18pm:
if u can log in wih the preception that you do not care, then its all good. if you expect progress or something aside form old friends dont bother. its that simple

i suggest you ignore everything that is new and just grind xp and carry/educate useless people its hella good times compared to being mad about the things you were mad about 2 years ago. the burden is on you to enjoy the game so buck up of fuck off

Yeah, I've seen that the playerbase has gone down in skill. I've gone from being above average to carrying most quests, unless I'm running with old mates.. most of whom quit.

Pretty sad when my useless ass is the one doing everything.
Why ignore everything new though? Is epic GS another great fuckup?
  
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Reply #17 - Jul 20th, 2016 at 8:26pm
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[some shit] wrote on Jul 20th, 2016 at 7:23pm:
Is epic GS another great fuckup?


Yes.
  
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