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someone needs a girlfriend
Aug 3rd, 2016 at 7:40pm
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Or a hooker.

https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/466656-Dear-Devs-you-have-18061-slayer...
  
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Reply #1 - Aug 3rd, 2016 at 7:57pm
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Toke wrote on Aug 3rd, 2016 at 7:40pm:


Nope, even the hookers would tell Shoemaker no.
  
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Reply #2 - Aug 3rd, 2016 at 11:48pm
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God, I feel like I lost 10 fucking brain cells from clicking that link.
  
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Have you ever seen what the guy looks like? He's a candidate for people of walmart, faces of meth and any sex offender registry in the nation. God help you if he's on your server, you're a semi decent player and you're in a group with him. He will follow you around like you're his best friend while promising to do you favors because he's the big shit DDO wiki editor and he's good friends with the almighty and powerful cordo-stain. it's people like him that have made DDO go to shit in record time.
  
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Reply #4 - Aug 4th, 2016 at 1:13am
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So FAQ is Shoemaker?
  
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Reply #5 - Aug 4th, 2016 at 6:48pm
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Novalis wrote on Aug 3rd, 2016 at 11:56pm:
Have you ever seen what the guy looks like? He's a candidate for people of walmart, faces of meth and any sex offender registry in the nation. God help you if he's on your server, you're a semi decent player and you're in a group with him. He will follow you around like you're his best friend while promising to do you favors because he's the big shit DDO wiki editor and he's good friends with the almighty and powerful cordo-stain. it's people like him that have made DDO go to shit in record time.


Guess I'm glad I'm a terrible player Tongue
  
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Reply #6 - Aug 4th, 2016 at 10:23pm
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Novalis wrote on Aug 3rd, 2016 at 11:56pm:
God help you if he's on your server, you're a semi decent player and you're in a group with him. He will follow you around like you're his best friend while promising to do you favors because he's the big shit DDO wiki editor and he's good friends with the almighty and powerful cordo-stain.


Fact.
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Reply #7 - Aug 5th, 2016 at 2:06pm
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Dear tardlings, this dude finished all wildernesses. That waste of flesh needs a gf. Not sure how u tardmonsters derailed to shoemaker but that is fine cockgoblins.
  
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platfarmchink wrote on Aug 5th, 2016 at 2:06pm:
Dear tardlings, this dude finished all wildernesses. That waste of flesh needs a gf. Not sure how u tardmonsters derailed to shoemaker but that is fine cockgoblins.


I thought you were mentioning the latent homosexual Shoemaker because the guy that completed the wilderness slayers probably at the very least got his dick sucked by his hot ass gamer girlfriend for such an awesome accomplishment.
  
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Novalis wrote on Aug 5th, 2016 at 2:25pm:
I thought you were mentioning the latent homosexual Shoemaker because the guy that completed the wilderness slayers probably at the very least got his dick sucked by his hot ass gamer girlfriend for such an awesome accomplishment.


Nah she let me give her a Hot Carl for completing rares in Searing Heights.  Next up a rusty trombone for Tangleroot. Saving up the protein for that one.
  
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Reply #10 - Aug 5th, 2016 at 3:11pm
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platfarmchink wrote on Aug 5th, 2016 at 2:36pm:
Nah she let me give her a Hot Carl for completing rares in Searing Heights.  Next up a rusty trombone for Tangleroot. Saving up the protein for that one.



Be thankful it wasn't a blue waffle but I bet Shoemaker or Cordovan would be more than happy to give you a double dutch rudder.
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Re: someone needs a girlfriend
Reply #11 - Aug 5th, 2016 at 7:31pm
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Novalis wrote on Aug 3rd, 2016 at 11:56pm:
Have you ever seen what the guy looks like? He's a candidate for people of walmart, faces of meth and any sex offender registry in the nation. God help you if he's on your server, you're a semi decent player and you're in a group with him.


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