Forget shurikens, throw snowballs!

Warning: Troll build ahead!: Do not actually make this!

4 Sorc, 2 Wiz 4 Sorc 6 Druid  2 Wiz Drow or DG* or WF (dont need vampire)

Max Charisma, levels in charisma

AP (22% crit, 4 CL, max CL)
22 Sorc Water Savant (8% crit), reduced maximize rank 3
22 Wiz Crit + 6, reduced maximize rank 3
11 AP Vampire
22 SH 8% crit, fire sla
3 Drow 1 Charisma

Feats (10 max CL, 17% crit)
1 Maximize Magical Training 5% crit
3 Completionist
5 Wiz: Quicken
6 PL:Wiz
9 SF:Conj
12 GSF Conj
15 MT 1%
18 IMT 1%
19 Wiz: ?
21 ESF:Conj
24 Master of Water
26 Cold SP
27 Master of Earth
28 Hellball
29 Dire Charge (to combo with Hellball and CoC)
30 Cone of Cold
30 Scion Fire

Arcane Alacrity PLx3, Doubleshot x3 9% crit(gives elemental spell crit)

ED: Magister, Blue Dragon +3 Caster levels, Empyrian  (fuel with druid sla), Conj Focus (draconic) with enough fate points (10% crit)

Gear: Maximize reduction (arcane shard, gloves of glacier, meridian frag, etc)
LGS + Crit 30 Multiplier (T2), LGS Spell Power (T2),  25% crit ring, 5% GOoD slot meridian fragment, tactics after 29, +1 arcane caster level after 24 (infused chaos robe), or LGS vacuum offhand.

***LGS 15/7 stat stick offhand if you can't land DCs.***

*DG gets a cloak with maximize -4 on it, so you can use LGS Ooze + LGS vacuum at the same time.

Total crit 22 enhancements 16 feats 10 ED 30 Gear = 78%
Total crit multiplier 10 Enhancements 30% gear 30% feat = 60%

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4s rotation: Niacs > .9 sec Niacs SLA > .9 Sec Niacs > 1.1 Sec  Niacs > 1.1 sec > repeat

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Max caster level 5 + 10 Master of Water + 3 Enhancement + 6 ED = 24
CL 8 sorc + 11 ED + 4 Enhancement + 1 Arcane caster level gear = 24

Average spell power est ~900, damage 24d5 + 120 = 192x10 = 1920 base spell hit before crit, 4347 average hits after crit,

***If you did make this build, draconic is your friend if it is falling apart!***

Original troll build: 12 Sorc 3 Warlock 5 wiz was better due to -5 saves from sorc savant...

I was playing a gnome illusionist, and realized how um...well balanced they were. Realized very quickly I wanted to go back to electric critzilla, because, well, duh. Needed a couple of sorc lives though. This seemed to fit the bill.

Updated OP. Now even... trollier?

WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Aug 20^th, 2016 at 9:43am:

Do you want to build a snowman?

I refuse to build androids selling cocaine. Leave that to Jakee

GDI now I'm actually curious how good this will be.

A 15/7 stat stick tier 2 LGS item should skyrocket your DCs. Updated this just for u! Acid/web isn't working?

I can't stop laughing!

On a bright side, if this all does come together by 30, you will have the undoubtedly highest single target dps sorc in all of DDO!

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You have clearly not played with some of the better sorcs on Cannith then...

I bet you all of them will out-perform all of your builds by a LONG margin...and these are pure fleshie sorcs...

But then again, I honestly don't know sometimes if you are serious, trolling, or really just so ignorant that you believe your toons are good because they can solo EE quests at cap...