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Why did Foppy earn a title?
Nov 12th, 2016 at 11:11am
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Wonderfulfoppybint won a forum title. Why?
  
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He won a bit more than that. Such a title hasn't been seen since ARKAT'S BITCH
  
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Real men get titles; you nobody's just have whatever the fuck came out when you mashed your keyboard with your sausage-like fingers.
  
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Think its temporary.. and not a good one..

I missed it. What did that tard do now?
  
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nice shittylike namecolor:)
  
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Re: Why did Foppy earn a title?
Reply #5 - Nov 13th, 2016 at 5:34am
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WeHaveLived wrote on Nov 12th, 2016 at 12:27pm:
He won a bit more than that. Such a title hasn't been seen since ARKAT'S BITCH


Before that IIRC...

Skrilla wrote on Nov 12th, 2016 at 6:27pm:
think its temporary.. and not a good one..


Yep, It's the first level of warning : You haz made Strake Work.

Second level is the HERPADERP title, Madame President knows about that one.

After that it's up if you still make the mistake to make Strake Work everything can happen...
From a post count eternally set to 0 ( Dispel tested that ) that makes you able to post only in the Honeypot, to the yabber level of retaliation.
Strake imagination is the limit.

Edit : And since I've found hot it happened, I guess it's more a fun move from Strake than a warning... check Madame President Thread :

WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Nov 12th, 2016 at 8:23am:
I would love to be herpaderped.


Since HERPADERP as a special meaning, he got the attention seeker title instead.  Roll Eyes

« Last Edit: Nov 13th, 2016 at 5:42am by Flav »  

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Flav wrote on Nov 13th, 2016 at 5:34am:
Strakes imagination is the limit.



That's not much of a limit!  Grin Grin Grin
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Flav wrote on Nov 13th, 2016 at 5:34am:
Before that IIRC...


Yep, It's the first level of warning : You haz made Strake Work.

Second level is the HERPADERP title, Madame President knows about that one.

After that it's up if you still make the mistake to make Strake Work everything can happen...
From a post count eternally set to 0 ( Dispel tested that ) that makes you able to post only in the Honeypot, to the yabber level of retaliation.
Strake imagination is the limit.

Edit : And since I've found hot it happened, I guess it's more a fun move from Strake than a warning... check Madame President Thread :


Since HERPADERP as a special meaning, he got the attention seeker title instead.  Roll Eyes


Theres a fair amount of thread spamming by wfb in builds.   That may be why.
  
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You really can be a sanctimonious asshole. I'm my experience  Bint is far from the greatest offender there, and occasionally has some decent input.
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You really can be a sanctimonious asshole. I'm my experience  Bint is far from the greatest offender there, and occasionally has some decent input.


Shut the fuck up and die you greasy cock sucker.
  
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Asheras wrote on Nov 13th, 2016 at 9:04am:
Theres a fair amount of thread spamming by wfb in builds.   That may be why.


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Flav wrote on Nov 13th, 2016 at 5:34am:
Since HERPADERP as a special meaning, he got the attention seeker title instead.  Smiley



this is accurate, nothing to see here folks. popcorn is over...

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SO.. he can only post blank posts? that's kinda funny  Smiley
  
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ZooperDooper wrote on Nov 13th, 2016 at 12:10pm:
SO.. he can only post blank posts? that's kinda funny  Smiley

They are not blank, you just need to be able to look behind the title.

  

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Re: Why did Foppy earn a title?
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Last quarter, it was just announced, our gross domestic IQ - a sign of intelligence, right? But not for us.

It was below zero. Who ever heard of this? It’s never below zero.

Our discussion participation rate was the worst since 1978.

But think of it, GDIQ below zero, horrible discussion participation rate, and our real quantity of gay retards is anywhere from 18-20%. Don’t believe the 5.6. Don’t believe it.

That’s right - a lot of people out here can’t discuss topics. They can’t discuss topics because there are no topics worth discussing because KNN derails our threads and Karavek shits up our threads. They all ruin our threads. But the real number, the real number, is anywhere from 18-19 and maybe even 21% and nobody talks about it because it’s a statistic that’s full of nonsense.

Our enemies are getting stronger and stronger by the day and we as a forum are getting weaker. Even our truth arsenal doesn’t work.

It came out recently. They have a belief system thats 30 years old and they don’t even know if it works. And I thought it was horrible when it was broadcast on the internet because boy does that send signals to KNN and all of the other people that look at us and they say ‘OK, that is a group of people and that is a forum populus that truly has no clue. They don’t know what they’re doing. They don’t know what they’re doing.’

We have a disaster called the big lie - Fairy farts, Fairy farts.

Yesterday it came out that forum titles are going, for people, up 39, 39, 49 and even 55% the size of their forum post. And entitlements are through the roof. You have to hit the vault like a tractor, literally a tractor, to merit administrative abuse because the enforcement prerequisites are so high it’s virtually useless. It’s a disaster.

And remember the official shithole forums, 5 billion we spent on a game, and to this day it doesn’t work. A $5 billion dollar Dungeons and dragons website.

I have so many websites. I have them all over the place. I hire people, they do a website. It costs me $3.

$5 billion dollar website.

Well you need somebody because vault administration is all talk, no action. Nothing’s going to get done. They will not bring us, believe me, to the promised land. They will not.

As an example, I’ve been on the vault making speeches and I hear my fellow vaulties and they’re wonderful people. I like them. They all want me to support them.

They don’t know how to bring it about, they come into my threads. I’m "PM"ing with three of them in the next week and they don’t know: Are you exploiting, are you not "DC"ing, could we have your support, what do we do, how do we do it?

And I like them. I hear their speeches. And they don’t talk dupes. They don’t talk unintended stacking. When was the last time you heard ‘Turbine’s killing us?’ They’re devaluing their product to a level that you wouldn’t believe it makes it impossible for our platform to compete. Impossible.

They’re killing us, but you don’t hear that from anyone else. You don’t hear that from anybody else.

And I watch the forum posts. I watch the dev tracker and they say ‘the sun will rise. The moon will set. All sorts of wonderful things will happen.’

And the people are saying ‘What’s going on? I just want XP. I don’t need the rhetoric, I just want less grind.'

And it’s going to get worse because remember, severlin will really kick in in 2016, 2016.

Turbine is going to be out LARPing pacman. They might even be on one of my websites - I would invite them. I have the best websites in the world. So I say, you know what, if they want to - I rent space in a datacenter right next Boston. Right on the Charles River. If they want to, if they’d like to play, that’s fine. In fact I’d love them to leave their development team and play with mine. That would be a very good thing.

But severlin's agenda kicks in in 2016, really bigly. It is going to be amazingly destructive.

Veteran posters are quitting.

I have a friend who’s a poster and he said to me the other day: ‘Eighnuss, I never saw anything like it. I have more replies from KNN socks than I have replies from active players. It’s a disaster. My more vocal posters are besides themselves. They had a plan that was good. They had a plan. They have no plan now.’

We have to abuse people like KNN until they leave, and it can be replaced with something much better for everybody. Let it be for everybody, but much better and much less obnoxious for people and for the administration. And we can do it.

So I’ve watched the moderators. I’ve dealt with them all my life. If you can’t make a good rapport with your posters, then there’s something wrong with you. There’s something certainly not very good and that’s what we have representing us.

They will never make the Vault great again. They don’t even have a chance. They are controlled fully, they are controlled fully by the lazyness, by the shitposters and by the complacent vets. Fully. They control them.


Hey, I have socks. I have to tell you, I have socks that can produce anything for me. They’re great. But you know what? It won’t happen. It won’t happen because we have to stop doing things for some people, but for our forum it’s destroying this forum.

We have to stop and it has to stop now.

Our forum needs, our forum needs a truly great moderator and we need a truly great moderator now.

We need a moderator that wrote the Art of the Neutrality. We need a leader that can bring back our open heated discussions, can bring back our bipartisan dialog, can bring back our exploits, can take care of our vets - our vets have been abandoned. And we also need a cheerleader with some under boob and a box of doughnuts.

You know, when President Strake was self appointed I said ‘Well, the one thing I think he’ll do well - I think he’ll be a great cheerleader for the forum. I think he’d be a great spirit. He was vibrant. He was young. I really thought he would be a great cheerleader.

He’s not a leader, that’s true. You’re right about that. But he wasn’t a cheerleader. He’s actually a negative force. He’s been a negative force. He wasn’t a cheerleader, he was the opposite.

We need somebody that can take the brand of the Vault and make it great again. It’s not great.

We need, we need, we need somebody that literally will take this forum and make it great again. We can do that.

And, I will tell you, I love my life. I have a wonderful family. They’re saying, ‘Eighnuss, you’re going to do something that’s so tough.’

You know, all of my life I’ve heard that a truly successful person, a really, really successful person - and even modestly successful - cannot run for forum administration. Just can’t happen.

And yet, that’s the kind of mindset that you need to make this forum great again.

So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for Moderator of the United Forums of The Vault and we are going to make our forum great again.

It can happen. Our forum has tremendous potential. We have tremendous potential.

We have posters that aren’t posting. We have posters that have no incentive to post. But they’re going to have incentive to post. Because the greatest social program is social interaction. And they’ll be proud, and they’ll love it, and they’ll make much more posts than they would have ever made. And they’ll be doing so well, and we’re going to be thriving as a forum. Thriving. It can happen.

I will be the greatest forum moderator that god ever created, I tell you that.

I’ll take back our threads from KNN, from Karavek, from 5fingerdoublepen, from so many places. I’ll bring back our threads, and I’ll bring back our discussions.

Right now, think of this - Nolameo's post count is at 1.3 trillion. Karavek's is far more than that. So they come in, they take our subforums, they take our threads and then they moan at us derailing the thread and we pay them with interest. And then their postcount goes up, so their deal’s even better.

How stupid are our leaders? How stupid are these adminstrators to allow this to happen? How stupid are they?

I’m going to tell you a couple of stories about censorship, because I’m totally against the censorship agenda for a number of reasons.

Number one: the people enforcing it don’t have a clue. Our administrator doesn’t have a clue. He’s a bad enforcer. He’s the one that did Stainergate. We get Stainergate, they get five killer veterans that everybody wanted over here, to up and leave. We get KNN. We get a shitposter. We get a no-good shitposter and we lose five people that we embraced for years. And those people are now back on the battlefield trying to kill us. That’s the administration we have.

Take a look at the deal he’s making with KNN. He makes that deal, Off-Topic subforum maybe won’t exist very long. It’s a disaster and we have to protect Off-Topic.

So we need threads - I’m a free poster. But the problem with free posting is, you need really talented people to discuss topics with you. If you don’t have talented people, if you don’t have great leadership, if you don’t have people that know reality - not just a political hack that got the job because he made a contribution to a webhost, which is the way all forums just about are gotten, free discussion is terrible.

Free discussion can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have people that are stupid. We have people that aren’t smart, and we have people that are controlled by special interests and it’s just not going to work.

So here’s a couple of stories. Happened recently, a friend of mine is a great poster, and you know, KNN comes over and they dump all their stuff.

I buy it. I buy it because, frankly, I have an obligation to buy it, because they devalue their peers so brilliantly. They just did it recently and nobody thought they could do it again, but with all our problems with 5fingerdeepthrust, with all our problems with everything, everything, they got away with it again.

And it’s impossible for our people here to compete. So I want to tell you this story. Friend of mine is a great poster. Calls me up a few weeks ago, he’s very upset.

I said, ‘What’s your problem?’

He said, ‘You know, I make a great thread.’

I said, ‘I know, I know that, because I read the thread.’

He said, ‘I can’t get it past KNN. They won’t accept it. I sent a PM over and they actually sent it back. They talked about fellatio, they talked about madame presidents, they talked about all sorts of crap that had nothing to do with it.’

I said, ‘Oh, wait a minute, that’s terrible. Did anyone know this?’

He said, ‘They do it all the time with other people.’

I said, ‘They send it back?’

He said, ‘Yea, so I finally got it discussed there, and they gave me a big forum title that covered my posts.’

They're not supposed to be doing that. I told him. Now they do expect you to play nicely when they want to discuss something..

Ask Hag Master. They wanted to pay for his exploits and secrets before enacting his retard campaign with the same goal

Hey, I’m not saying they’re stupid. I like KNN. I repeatedly shit all over threads and posts by KNN. Am I supposed to dislike them?

I own a big chunk of "Vault Cred" that I got from KNN in a forum war. Very valuable. I love KNN.

The biggest shitpost in the vault is from KNN. You know where their headquarters is located? In a dilapidated building building, in Puerto Rico.

I love gay retards. People say, ‘Oh, you don’t like gay retards.’ No, I love them, but their endeavors are much more effective than our leader's. And we can’t sustain ourselves with that.

There’s too much - it’s like, it’s like take the New England Patriots and Tom Brady and have them play your high school football team. That’s the difference between gay retards posting and our leader's response.

They are ripping us. We are fostering gay retardism. We are building an environment in which gay retardism can flourish.

Off Topic, you got there now - posts, threads, stickies. You never saw anything like it. They have scripts that make the shitposting look like small potatoes.

And they’re all over the place. We have all the cards, but we don’t know how to use them. We don’t even know that we have the cards, because our leaders don’t understand the game.

We would turn off that spigot by abusing them until they behave properly.

Now they’re going militarily. They’re building a military island in the middle of the Off Topic Subforum - a military island. Now, our vets could never do that because we’d have to get adminstrative clearance and the administrators wouldn’t let our posters - we would never be able to build in a subforum.

They built it in about one year, this massive military port. They’re building up their military to a point that is very scary.

You have a problem with 5fingerdp, you have a bigger problem with KNN.

And in my opinion, the new KNN, believe it or not, in terms of being incorrigibly retarded is Karavek.

So this man tells me about the history of DDO. I say, ‘that’s a terrible story, I hate to hear it.’

But I have another one, Darcat. So Darcat makes a thread, ddo related thread, that was going to discuss a chat channel, but its fucking cannith trade. Everybody knows that shit is dead. Reported in the “Wall Street Journal” recently.

Everybody said that it was a done deal. If going in, the only participant is darcat, and that’s going to be it, going into Cannith Trade -. great server, great people. All of a sudden, at the last moment, turns into a KNN thread. Not good.

Now Darcat announces a few weeks ago that Darcat is going to start posting 2.5 billion times as often as Karavek. 2.5 billion. It’s going to be one of the largest shitposts in the world. Darcat - good company.

So I announced that I’m running for Administrator. I would, one of the early things I would do, probably before I even got in, and I wouldn’t even use - you know, I know the smartest negotiators in the world.

I know the good ones, I know the bad ones, I know the overrated ones. You’ve got a lot that are overrated. They get good stories because the threads get buffaloed. But they’re not good.

But I know the best negotiators in the internet and I’d put them one for each subforum. Believe me folks, we will do very, very well. Very, very well.

But I wouldn't even waste my time with this one. I would call up the head of Darcat's ISP, who I know. If I was administrator I’d say ‘Congratulations, I understand that you’re hosting a nice, 2.5 billion post retard named darcat and that you’re going to take your bandwidth and allow them to shitpost on the vault. Zero post counts - just across the board. You all have 0 posts. Congratulations.’

And you say to yourself, ‘How does that help us, right? Where is that good.’ It’s not.

So I’d say ‘Congratulations, that’s the good news. Let me give you the bad news. Every post, and every thread and every PM manufactured by these shitposters that comes across your internet backbone, we’re going to charge you a 35% tax. Okay? And that tax is going to be paid simultaneously with the transaction, and that’s it.’

Now here’s what’s going to happen. If it’s not me in the position, if it’s one of these politicians that we’re running against, you know, the 400 people that we’re - and here’s what going to happen. They’re not so stupid. They know it’s not a good thing. And they may even be upset by it,

But then they’re going to get a PM from their veterans or probably from the gay retards and say ‘you can’t do that to KNN, because KNN takes care of me, and I take care of you, and you can’t do that to KNN.’

And you know what? No problem. They’re going to post in off topic, they’re going to make thousands of posts. That’s very bad for us. So under Adminstrator Eighnuss, here’s what would happen: The head of the gay retards will call me back, I would say within an hour after I told him the bad news, but it could be he’d want to be cool and he’ll wait until the next day. You know, they want to be a little cool.

And he’ll say, ‘Please, please, please.’

He’ll beg for a little while, and I’ll say, ‘Sorry, no interest.’

Then he’ll log into all sorts of socks and I’ll say ‘Sorry fellas, no interest.’

Because I don’t need anybody’s cred. It’s nice. I don’t need anybody’s cred. I’m using my own cred. I’m not using vets, I’m not using shitposters. I don’t care. I’m really neutral.

And by the way, I’m not even saying that to brag. That’s the kind of mindset, that’s the kind of thinking you need for this forum.

So, because we’ve got to make the forum not retarded. It sounds crass. Somebody said ‘oh, that’s crass.’ It’s not crass.

We’ve got 18 trillion shitposts, we’ve got nothing but problems.

We’ve got a forum software that needs updates all over the place. We’ve got databases that are obsolete.

We’ve got nothing.

We’ve got social interaction that’s going to be destroyed if somebody like me doesn’t bring open discussion into the forum. All these other people want to cut the hell out of it. I’m not going to cut it at all. I’m going to bring posters in, and we’re going to save it.

But here is what’s going to happen. After I’m called by 30 friends of mine who contributed to different threads, after I’m called by all of the special interests and by the vets and by the gay retards - and they have zero chance at convincing me. Zero. I’ll get a call they next day from the head of shitposting international.

He’ll say, ‘Please reconsider.’

I’ll say, ‘No.’

He’ll say, ‘Mr. President, we’ve decided to stop shitposting. We’re not going to post endless non discussion threads in off topic.’

That’s it. They’ll have no choice. They have no choice. There are hundred of things like that.

I’ll give you another example: Nolameo. They make a billion posts a day, a billion posts a day.

I love nolameo threads, many are in this forum. They make a billion threads a day. Whenever they have problems, we get a thread. We send answers, we’re going to educate - what are we doing? They got nothing but solutions.

If the right person told them them, they’d attempt to educate themselves. They wouldn’t be ignorant except for us allowing it.

And believe me, you look at the shithole official forums- you remember maj mal a year ago, majmal coming here was a great victory. Two weeks later the exploits were blown up. Everybody.

And they kept our nerf. They always keep our nerfs. We asked for bug fixes, right? They always keep our nerfs, we ought to send some real fake exploits for them to chase because, frankly, it would be - we ought to send our surplus. We’re always losing this gorgeous, brand-new stuff.

But look at that border with the shithole forums. Do you really think that these people are interested in DDO? DDO without us is gone. They’re gone.

And I’m the one that made all of the right predictions about Turbine. You know, all of these administrators that I’m running against now, it’s so nice to say I’m running as opposed to if I run, if I run - I’m running.

But all of these admins that I’m running against now, they’re trying to dissociate. I mean, you look at Strakeln - it took him five days to answer the question on KNN. He couldn’t answer the question. He didn’t know.

I said, ‘Is he intelligent?’

And then I looked at Flav. He was unable to answer the question. He didn’t know.

How are these people going to lead us? How are we going to go back and made it great again? We can’t They don’t have a clue. They can’t lead us. They can’t.

They can’t even answer simple questions. It was terrible, but the vault is in big, big trouble.

Now, thanks to politics and other things, the debate is all over the place. And I used to say it, there are topics at large, and this was during the worst crisis, that were loaded up with facts. And the administration kept the shitposting up because, again, they were smarter than our leaders.

They were smarter than our leaders. There is so much discussion out there that we can make our forum so rich again and, therefore, make it great again.

Because we need discussion. We’re dying. We’re dying. We need discussion. We have to do it and we need the right people.

So firefoot will come back. They’ll all come back. And I will say this - this is going to be an election, in my opinion, that’s based on competence.

Somebody said to me the other day, a reporter, very nice reporter - ‘But Mr. Eighnuss, you’re not a nice person.’

But actually, I am. I think I’m a nice person. Do my peers like me? I think so. Look at my peers.

I’m proud of my peers by the way. Speaking of my peers - 5fs, OC, Grand, Hag Master, Meat-Head, Frank, Spoon, WFB do a great job. Did he do a great job? Volt, Revaulting and Forest. I’m very proud of my peers. They’re a great community.

So the report said to me the other day ‘But Mr. Eighnuss, you’re not a nice person. How can you get people to vote for you?’

I said, ‘I don’t know. I think that, number one, I am a nice person. I give a lot of opinions away to the uneducated and other things.’

I think I’m actually a very nice person, but I said ‘This is going to be an election that’s based off competence. Because people are tired of these nice people and they’re tired of being shitposted at by everybody in the world and they’re tired of spending more time reading shitposts than any forum in the internet per capita. Than any forum in the world.’

And we’re 26th in the world. Twenty-five forums are better than us at education, and some of them are like, third-world forums.

But we’re becoming a third-world forum because of our infrastructure, our subforums, our discussions, everything.

So one of the things I did, and I said, you know what I’ll do? I’ll do it. And a lot of people said ‘he’ll never run. Number one, he won’t want to give up his lifestyle.’

They’re right about that, but I’m doing it.

Number two - I’m a devil's advocate, so nobody knows what my personal beliefs are. And the one thing is, when you run, you have to announce and certify to all sorts of internetl authorities, your personal beliefs.

So I said, ‘that’s okay, I’m proud of my personal beliefs.’

I’ve done an amazing job. I started off in a small office with my father in Brooklyn and Queens. And my father said - and I love my father. I learned so much. He was a great forum poster.

I learned so much just sitting at his feet playing with post edits, listening to him debate in subforums. But I learned a lot.

But he used to say ‘Eighnuss, don’t go into Politics and Religion subforum. That’s the big leagues. We don’t know anything about that. Don’t do it.’

But I said, ‘Dad, I gotta go into P&R. I gotta build those threads. I’ve got to do it, Dad, I’ve got to do it.’

And after four or five years in DDO Specific section, I ventured into P&R and made a lot of great posts: the Grand liber agenda post, I was responsible for the amendment discussion thread on the left side

I did a lot of great posts and I did them early and young, and now I’m posting all over the vault. And I love what I’m doing.

But they all said, a lot of the pundits on the internet, ‘well Eighnuss will never run and one of the main reasons is, he’s private, and he’s probably not as opinionated as everybody thinks.’

So I said to myself, ‘you know, nobody’s ever going to know unless I run because I’m really proud of my opinions, I really am.’

I’ve employed tens of thousands of opinions over my lifetime. That means medical, that means education, that means everything.

So a large psycologist firm and my doctorss have been working for months because I’m big and complex and they put together a statement, an intelligence statement. It’s a summary, but everything will be filed eventually with the internet. And we don’t need extensions or anything, we’ll be filing it right on time.

We don’t need anything. And it was even reported incorrectly yesterday, because they said my IQ was nine billion.

I said, ‘no, that the wrong number. That’s the wrong number, not my IQ.’

So they put together this, and before I say it, I have to say this: I made it the old-fashioned way. It’s real life experience. it’s labor and it’s research - good and some bad - and lots of opinions that aren’t heard and it’s all over the place and perceptions from all over the world.

And I have greenis, big greenis - one of the most highly respected - 9,240,000,000.

And I have neg rep of about 500 - that’s long-term neg rep, from outdated forum posts

In fact, one of the big shitposters came to me, said, ‘Eighnuss, you don’t have enough neg rep, can we loan you 4 billion.”

I said ‘I don’t need it. I don’t want it. I’ve been there. I don’t want it.”

But in two seconds, they give me whatever I wanted. So I have a total net positive reputation, and now with the increase, it’ll be well-over 10 billion. But here, a total net positive rep of — net rep, not positive rep, not negative rep— a net rep, after all negative, after all neutral, the greatest rep — The Eighnuss Greenis, sometimes referred to as the Washington Monument — many other places all over the world.

So my total rep is 8,737,540,000.

Now I’m not doing that, I’m not doing that to brag, because you know what? I don’t have to brag. I don’t have to, believe it or not.

I’m doing that to say that that’s the kind of thinking our forum needs. We need that thinking. We have the opposite thinking.

We have losers. We have losers. We have people that don’t have it. We have people that are morally corrupt. We have people that are selling this forum down the drain.

So I put together this statement, and the only reason I’m telling you about it today is because we really do have to get going, because if we have another three or four years — you know, we’re at 8 trillion shitposts now. We’re soon going to be at 20 trillion.

According to the vets, who I’m not big believers in, but, nevertheless, this is what they’re saying, that 24 trillion. We’re very close, that’s the point of no return. 24 trillion shitposts.

We will be there soon. That’s when we become the official shithole forums. That’s when we become a forum that’s unsalvageable. And we’re gonna be there very soon. We’re gonna be there very soon.

So, just to sum up, I would do various things very quickly. I would repeal and replace the big lie, that a poster is allowed and encouraged to be so obnoxious that it warrants a post removal script.

I would build a great thread, and nobody builds threads better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively, I will build a great, great thread on our off topic sub forum. And I will have KNN moderate the discussion for that thread.

Mark my words.

Nobody would be tougher on Shitposting than Eighnuss. Nobody.

I will find, within our community, I will find the General Patton or I will find General MacArthur, I will find the right guy. I will find the guy that’s going to take that discussion and make it life changing. Nobody, nobody will be pushing us around.

I will stop 5fdp from ruining P&R. And we won’t be using a script like ignoreknn.js  that has absolutely no concept of negotiation, who’s making a horrible and laughable deal, who’s just being ignored as they make threads right now, and then goes into a political race thread backing a 72 year career politician, and falls and breaks his leg.

I won’t be doing that. And I promise I will never backpedal. That I can tell you.

I will immediately terminate President Strake’s illegal forum titles on stainer and WFB, immediately.

Fully support and back up the First Amendment.

Now, it’s very interesting. Today I heard it. Through stupidity, in a very, very hard core thread, interestingly named Clinton, two vicious shitposters, two vicious people escaped abuse, and nobody knows where they are going to post next.

And a woman was on television this morning, and she said, ‘You know, Mr. Eighnuss,’ and she was telling other people, and I actually called her, and she said, ‘You know, Mr. Eighnuss, I always was against admins. I didn’t want admins. And now since this happened,’ it’s up in the P&R area, ‘my husband and I are finally in agreement, because he wanted the admins. We now have an admin on every subforum. We’re ready to start free and open debate.’

I said, ‘Very interesting.’

So protect the First Amendment.

End, end Common Shitposting. Common Shitposting should, it is a disaster. Strakeln is totally in favor of Common Shitposting.

I don’t see how he can possibly get the nomination. He’s weak on administration. He’s in favor of Common Shitposting. How the hell can you vote for this guy? You just can’t do it.

We have to end, education has to be local.

Rebuild the forum’s infrastructure. Nobody can do that like me. Believe me. It will be done on time, on budget, way below cost, way below what anyone ever thought.

I look at the threads being posted all over the vault, and I say I can build those things for one-third. What they do is unbelievable, how bad.

You know, we’re building in the Gayfinder Subforum, we’re converting it into one of the world’s great communities. It’s gonna be the best subforum in The Vault. We got it from the Wayfinder Services Administration on the vault. The Strakeln administration. We got it. It was the most highly sought after — or one of them, but I think the most highly sought after project in the history of Wayfinder Services.

We got it. People were shocked, Eighnuss got it. Well, I got it for two reasons. Number one, we’re really good. Number two, we had a really good plan. And I’ll add in the third, we had a great agenda statement. Because the Wayfinder Services, who are terrific people, by the way, and talented people, they wanted to do a great job. And they wanted to make sure it got posts.

So we have to rebuild our infrastructure, our threads, our posts, our subforums.

You come into Health and Fitness Subforum, it’s like we’re in a third world country. You look at the replies and the 40-year-old threads. They throw down asphalt, and they throw.

You look at the Guides Subforum, we are like a third world country. And I come in from KNN threads and I come in from Karavek threads and I come in from different places, and they have the most incredible posters in the world. You come to back to discussion threads and you have non stop KNN redirection, disaster. You have all of these disastrous deraillments. We have to rebuild our infrastructure.

Save Builds, Introductions and Lurker-Free Zone without cuts. Have to do it.

Get rid of the shitposting. Get rid of the waste and abuse, but save it. People have been paying it for years. And now many of these candidates want to cut it.

You save it by making the vault, by making us socially rich again, by taking back all of the discussion that’s being lost.

Renegotiate our standards.

Reduce our 18 trillion:1 shitposting ratio, because, believe me, we’re in a bubble. We have artificially low interest rates. We have a community that, frankly, has been good to me, but I still hate to see what’s happening. We have a recent activity trend that is so bloated.

Be careful of a bubble because what you’ve seen in the past might be small potatoes compared to what happens. So be very, very careful.

And strengthen our military and take care of our vets. So, so important.

Sadly, the DDO dream is dead. But if I get elected president I will bring the vault back bigger and better and stronger than ever before, and we will make the vault great again.

Thank you. Thank you very much.
  

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Flav wrote on Nov 13th, 2016 at 1:25pm:
They are not blank, you just need to be able to look behind the title.




Ah.. okies, didn't bother to check that. Now I see it. still kinda funny.
  
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Haha.. was thinking the same thing.. fuck dat..
  
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eighnuss wrote on Nov 13th, 2016 at 1:31pm:
Last quarter, it was just announced, our gross domestic IQ - a sign of intelligence, right? But not for us.

It was below zero. Who ever heard of this? It’s never below zero.

Our discussion participation rate was the worst since 1978.

But think of it, GDIQ below zero, horrible discussion participation rate, and our real quantity of gay retards is anywhere from 18-20%. Don’t believe the 5.6. Don’t believe it.

That’s right - a lot of people out here can’t discuss topics. They can’t discuss topics because there are no topics worth discussing because KNN derails our threads and Karavek shits up our threads. They all ruin our threads. But the real number, the real number, is anywhere from 18-19 and maybe even 21% and nobody talks about it because it’s a statistic that’s full of nonsense.

Our enemies are getting stronger and stronger by the day and we as a forum are getting weaker. Even our truth arsenal doesn’t work.

It came out recently. They have a belief system thats 30 years old and they don’t even know if it works. And I thought it was horrible when it was broadcast on the internet because boy does that send signals to KNN and all of the other people that look at us and they say ‘OK, that is a group of people and that is a forum populus that truly has no clue. They don’t know what they’re doing. They don’t know what they’re doing.’

We have a disaster called the big lie - Fairy farts, Fairy farts.

Yesterday it came out that forum titles are going, for people, up 39, 39, 49 and even 55% the size of their forum post. And entitlements are through the roof. You have to hit the vault like a tractor, literally a tractor, to merit administrative abuse because the enforcement prerequisites are so high it’s virtually useless. It’s a disaster.

And remember the official shithole forums, 5 billion we spent on a game, and to this day it doesn’t work. A $5 billion dollar Dungeons and dragons website.

I have so many websites. I have them all over the place. I hire people, they do a website. It costs me $3.

$5 billion dollar website.

Well you need somebody because vault administration is all talk, no action. Nothing’s going to get done. They will not bring us, believe me, to the promised land. They will not.

As an example, I’ve been on the vault making speeches and I hear my fellow vaulties and they’re wonderful people. I like them. They all want me to support them.

They don’t know how to bring it about, they come into my threads. I’m "PM"ing with three of them in the next week and they don’t know: Are you exploiting, are you not "DC"ing, could we have your support, what do we do, how do we do it?

And I like them. I hear their speeches. And they don’t talk dupes. They don’t talk unintended stacking. When was the last time you heard ‘Turbine’s killing us?’ They’re devaluing their product to a level that you wouldn’t believe it makes it impossible for our platform to compete. Impossible.

They’re killing us, but you don’t hear that from anyone else. You don’t hear that from anybody else.

And I watch the forum posts. I watch the dev tracker and they say ‘the sun will rise. The moon will set. All sorts of wonderful things will happen.’

And the people are saying ‘What’s going on? I just want XP. I don’t need the rhetoric, I just want less grind.'

And it’s going to get worse because remember, severlin will really kick in in 2016, 2016.

Turbine is going to be out LARPing pacman. They might even be on one of my websites - I would invite them. I have the best websites in the world. So I say, you know what, if they want to - I rent space in a datacenter right next Boston. Right on the Charles River. If they want to, if they’d like to play, that’s fine. In fact I’d love them to leave their development team and play with mine. That would be a very good thing.

But severlin's agenda kicks in in 2016, really bigly. It is going to be amazingly destructive.

Veteran posters are quitting.

I have a friend who’s a poster and he said to me the other day: ‘Eighnuss, I never saw anything like it. I have more replies from KNN socks than I have replies from active players. It’s a disaster. My more vocal posters are besides themselves. They had a plan that was good. They had a plan. They have no plan now.’

We have to abuse people like KNN until they leave, and it can be replaced with something much better for everybody. Let it be for everybody, but much better and much less obnoxious for people and for the administration. And we can do it.

So I’ve watched the moderators. I’ve dealt with them all my life. If you can’t make a good rapport with your posters, then there’s something wrong with you. There’s something certainly not very good and that’s what we have representing us.

They will never make the Vault great again. They don’t even have a chance. They are controlled fully, they are controlled fully by the lazyness, by the shitposters and by the complacent vets. Fully. They control them.


Hey, I have socks. I have to tell you, I have socks that can produce anything for me. They’re great. But you know what? It won’t happen. It won’t happen because we have to stop doing things for some people, but for our forum it’s destroying this forum.

We have to stop and it has to stop now.

Our forum needs, our forum needs a truly great moderator and we need a truly great moderator now.

We need a moderator that wrote the Art of the Neutrality. We need a leader that can bring back our open heated discussions, can bring back our bipartisan dialog, can bring back our exploits, can take care of our vets - our vets have been abandoned. And we also need a cheerleader with some under boob and a box of doughnuts.

You know, when President Strake was self appointed I said ‘Well, the one thing I think he’ll do well - I think he’ll be a great cheerleader for the forum. I think he’d be a great spirit. He was vibrant. He was young. I really thought he would be a great cheerleader.

He’s not a leader, that’s true. You’re right about that. But he wasn’t a cheerleader. He’s actually a negative force. He’s been a negative force. He wasn’t a cheerleader, he was the opposite.

We need somebody that can take the brand of the Vault and make it great again. It’s not great.

We need, we need, we need somebody that literally will take this forum and make it great again. We can do that.

And, I will tell you, I love my life. I have a wonderful family. They’re saying, ‘Eighnuss, you’re going to do something that’s so tough.’

You know, all of my life I’ve heard that a truly successful person, a really, really successful person - and even modestly successful - cannot run for forum administration. Just can’t happen.

And yet, that’s the kind of mindset that you need to make this forum great again.

So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for Moderator of the United Forums of The Vault and we are going to make our forum great again.

It can happen. Our forum has tremendous potential. We have tremendous potential.

We have posters that aren’t posting. We have posters that have no incentive to post. But they’re going to have incentive to post. Because the greatest social program is social interaction. And they’ll be proud, and they’ll love it, and they’ll make much more posts than they would have ever made. And they’ll be doing so well, and we’re going to be thriving as a forum. Thriving. It can happen.

I will be the greatest forum moderator that god ever created, I tell you that.

I’ll take back our threads from KNN, from Karavek, from 5fingerdoublepen, from so many places. I’ll bring back our threads, and I’ll bring back our discussions.

Right now, think of this - Nolameo's post count is at 1.3 trillion. Karavek's is far more than that. So they come in, they take our subforums, they take our threads and then they moan at us derailing the thread and we pay them with interest. And then their postcount goes up, so their deal’s even better.

How stupid are our leaders? How stupid are these adminstrators to allow this to happen? How stupid are they?

I’m going to tell you a couple of stories about censorship, because I’m totally against the censorship agenda for a number of reasons.

Number one: the people enforcing it don’t have a clue. Our administrator doesn’t have a clue. He’s a bad enforcer. He’s the one that did Stainergate. We get Stainergate, they get five killer veterans that everybody wanted over here, to up and leave. We get KNN. We get a shitposter. We get a no-good shitposter and we lose five people that we embraced for years. And those people are now back on the battlefield trying to kill us. That’s the administration we have.

Take a look at the deal he’s making with KNN. He makes that deal, Off-Topic subforum maybe won’t exist very long. It’s a disaster and we have to protect Off-Topic.

So we need threads - I’m a free poster. But the problem with free posting is, you need really talented people to discuss topics with you. If you don’t have talented people, if you don’t have great leadership, if you don’t have people that know reality - not just a political hack that got the job because he made a contribution to a webhost, which is the way all forums just about are gotten, free discussion is terrible.

Free discussion can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have people that are stupid. We have people that aren’t smart, and we have people that are controlled by special interests and it’s just not going to work.

So here’s a couple of stories. Happened recently, a friend of mine is a great poster, and you know, KNN comes over and they dump all their stuff.

I buy it. I buy it because, frankly, I have an obligation to buy it, because they devalue their peers so brilliantly. They just did it recently and nobody thought they could do it again, but with all our problems with 5fingerdeepthrust, with all our problems with everything, everything, they got away with it again.

And it’s impossible for our people here to compete. So I want to tell you this story. Friend of mine is a great poster. Calls me up a few weeks ago, he’s very upset.

I said, ‘What’s your problem?’

He said, ‘You know, I make a great thread.’

I said, ‘I know, I know that, because I read the thread.’

He said, ‘I can’t get it past KNN. They won’t accept it. I sent a PM over and they actually sent it back. They talked about fellatio, they talked about madame presidents, they talked about all sorts of crap that had nothing to do with it.’

I said, ‘Oh, wait a minute, that’s terrible. Did anyone know this?’

He said, ‘They do it all the time with other people.’

I said, ‘They send it back?’

He said, ‘Yea, so I finally got it discussed there, and they gave me a big forum title that covered my posts.’

They're not supposed to be doing that. I told him. Now they do expect you to play nicely when they want to discuss something..

Ask Hag Master. They wanted to pay for his exploits and secrets before enacting his retard campaign with the same goal

Hey, I’m not saying they’re stupid. I like KNN. I repeatedly shit all over threads and posts by KNN. Am I supposed to dislike them?

I own a big chunk of "Vault Cred" that I got from KNN in a forum war. Very valuable. I love KNN.

The biggest shitpost in the vault is from KNN. You know where their headquarters is located? In a dilapidated building building, in Puerto Rico.

I love gay retards. People say, ‘Oh, you don’t like gay retards.’ No, I love them, but their endeavors are much more effective than our leader's. And we can’t sustain ourselves with that.

There’s too much - it’s like, it’s like take the New England Patriots and Tom Brady and have them play your high school football team. That’s the difference between gay retards posting and our leader's response.

They are ripping us. We are fostering gay retardism. We are building an environment in which gay retardism can flourish.

Off Topic, you got there now - posts, threads, stickies. You never saw anything like it. They have scripts that make the shitposting look like small potatoes.

And they’re all over the place. We have all the cards, but we don’t know how to use them. We don’t even know that we have the cards, because our leaders don’t understand the game.

We would turn off that spigot by abusing them until they behave properly.

Now they’re going militarily. They’re building a military island in the middle of the Off Topic Subforum - a military island. Now, our vets could never do that because we’d have to get adminstrative clearance and the administrators wouldn’t let our posters - we would never be able to build in a subforum.

They built it in about one year, this massive military port. They’re building up their military to a point that is very scary.

You have a problem with 5fingerdp, you have a bigger problem with KNN.

And in my opinion, the new KNN, believe it or not, in terms of being incorrigibly retarded is Karavek.

So this man tells me about the history of DDO. I say, ‘that’s a terrible story, I hate to hear it.’

But I have another one, Darcat. So Darcat makes a thread, ddo related thread, that was going to discuss a chat channel, but its fucking cannith trade. Everybody knows that shit is dead. Reported in the “Wall Street Journal” recently.

Everybody said that it was a done deal. If going in, the only participant is darcat, and that’s going to be it, going into Cannith Trade -. great server, great people. All of a sudden, at the last moment, turns into a KNN thread. Not good.

Now Darcat announces a few weeks ago that Darcat is going to start posting 2.5 billion times as often as Karavek. 2.5 billion. It’s going to be one of the largest shitposts in the world. Darcat - good company.

So I announced that I’m running for Administrator. I would, one of the early things I would do, probably before I even got in, and I wouldn’t even use - you know, I know the smartest negotiators in the world.

I know the good ones, I know the bad ones, I know the overrated ones. You’ve got a lot that are overrated. They get good stories because the threads get buffaloed. But they’re not good.

But I know the best negotiators in the internet and I’d put them one for each subforum. Believe me folks, we will do very, very well. Very, very well.

But I wouldn't even waste my time with this one. I would call up the head of Darcat's ISP, who I know. If I was administrator I’d say ‘Congratulations, I understand that you’re hosting a nice, 2.5 billion post retard named darcat and that you’re going to take your bandwidth and allow them to shitpost on the vault. Zero post counts - just across the board. You all have 0 posts. Congratulations.’

And you say to yourself, ‘How does that help us, right? Where is that good.’ It’s not.

So I’d say ‘Congratulations, that’s the good news. Let me give you the bad news. Every post, and every thread and every PM manufactured by these shitposters that comes across your internet backbone, we’re going to charge you a 35% tax. Okay? And that tax is going to be paid simultaneously with the transaction, and that’s it.’

Now here’s what’s going to happen. If it’s not me in the position, if it’s one of these politicians that we’re running against, you know, the 400 people that we’re - and here’s what going to happen. They’re not so stupid. They know it’s not a good thing. And they may even be upset by it,

But then they’re going to get a PM from their veterans or probably from the gay retards and say ‘you can’t do that to KNN, because KNN takes care of me, and I take care of you, and you can’t do that to KNN.’

And you know what? No problem. They’re going to post in off topic, they’re going to make thousands of posts. That’s very bad for us. So under Adminstrator Eighnuss, here’s what would happen: The head of the gay retards will call me back, I would say within an hour after I told him the bad news, but it could be he’d want to be cool and he’ll wait until the next day. You know, they want to be a little cool.

And he’ll say, ‘Please, please, please.’

He’ll beg for a little while, and I’ll say, ‘Sorry, no interest.’

Then he’ll log into all sorts of socks and I’ll say ‘Sorry fellas, no interest.’

Because I don’t need anybody’s cred. It’s nice. I don’t need anybody’s cred. I’m using my own cred. I’m not using vets, I’m not using shitposters. I don’t care. I’m really neutral.

And by the way, I’m not even saying that to brag. That’s the kind of mindset, that’s the kind of thinking you need for this forum.

So, because we’ve got to make the forum not retarded. It sounds crass. Somebody said ‘oh, that’s crass.’ It’s not crass.

We’ve got 18 trillion shitposts, we’ve got nothing but problems.

We’ve got a forum software that needs updates all over the place. We’ve got databases that are obsolete.

We’ve got nothing.

We’ve got social interaction that’s going to be destroyed if somebody like me doesn’t bring open discussion into the forum. All these other people want to cut the hell out of it. I’m not going to cut it at all. I’m going to bring posters in, and we’re going to save it.

But here is what’s going to happen. After I’m called by 30 friends of mine who contributed to different threads, after I’m called by all of the special interests and by the vets and by the gay retards - and they have zero chance at convincing me. Zero. I’ll get a call they next day from the head of shitposting international.

He’ll say, ‘Please reconsider.’

I’ll say, ‘No.’

He’ll say, ‘Mr. President, we’ve decided to stop shitposting. We’re not going to post endless non discussion threads in off topic.’

That’s it. They’ll have no choice. They have no choice. There are hundred of things like that.

I’ll give you another example: Nolameo. They make a billion posts a day, a billion posts a day.

I love nolameo threads, many are in this forum. They make a billion threads a day. Whenever they have problems, we get a thread. We send answers, we’re going to educate - what are we doing? They got nothing but solutions.

If the right person told them them, they’d attempt to educate themselves. They wouldn’t be ignorant except for us allowing it.

And believe me, you look at the shithole official forums- you remember maj mal a year ago, majmal coming here was a great victory. Two weeks later the exploits were blown up. Everybody.

And they kept our nerf. They always keep our nerfs. We asked for bug fixes, right? They always keep our nerfs, we ought to send some real fake exploits for them to chase because, frankly, it would be - we ought to send our surplus. We’re always losing this gorgeous, brand-new stuff.

But look at that border with the shithole forums. Do you really think that these people are interested in DDO? DDO without us is gone. They’re gone.

And I’m the one that made all of the right predictions about Turbine. You know, all of these administrators that I’m running against now, it’s so nice to say I’m running as opposed to if I run, if I run - I’m running.

But all of these admins that I’m running against now, they’re trying to dissociate. I mean, you look at Strakeln - it took him five days to answer the question on KNN. He couldn’t answer the question. He didn’t know.

I said, ‘Is he intelligent?’

And then I looked at Flav. He was unable to answer the question. He didn’t know.

How are these people going to lead us? How are we going to go back and made it great again? We can’t They don’t have a clue. They can’t lead us. They can’t.

They can’t even answer simple questions. It was terrible, but the vault is in big, big trouble.

Now, thanks to politics and other things, the debate is all over the place. And I used to say it, there are topics at large, and this was during the worst crisis, that were loaded up with facts. And the administration kept the shitposting up because, again, they were smarter than our leaders.

They were smarter than our leaders. There is so much discussion out there that we can make our forum so rich again and, therefore, make it great again.

Because we need discussion. We’re dying. We’re dying. We need discussion. We have to do it and we need the right people.

So firefoot will come back. They’ll all come back. And I will say this - this is going to be an election, in my opinion, that’s based on competence.

Somebody said to me the other day, a reporter, very nice reporter - ‘But Mr. Eighnuss, you’re not a nice person.’

But actually, I am. I think I’m a nice person. Do my peers like me? I think so. Look at my peers.

I’m proud of my peers by the way. Speaking of my peers - 5fs, OC, Grand, Hag Master, Meat-Head, Frank, Spoon, WFB do a great job. Did he do a great job? Volt, Revaulting and Forest. I’m very proud of my peers. They’re a great community.

So the report said to me the other day ‘But Mr. Eighnuss, you’re not a nice person. How can you get people to vote for you?’

I said, ‘I don’t know. I think that, number one, I am a nice person. I give a lot of opinions away to the uneducated and other things.’

I think I’m actually a very nice person, but I said ‘This is going to be an election that’s based off competence. Because people are tired of these nice people and they’re tired of being shitposted at by everybody in the world and they’re tired of spending more time reading shitposts than any forum in the internet per capita. Than any forum in the world.’

And we’re 26th in the world. Twenty-five forums are better than us at education, and some of them are like, third-world forums.

But we’re becoming a third-world forum because of our infrastructure, our subforums, our discussions, everything.

So one of the things I did, and I said, you know what I’ll do? I’ll do it. And a lot of people said ‘he’ll never run. Number one, he won’t want to give up his lifestyle.’

They’re right about that, but I’m doing it.

Number two - I’m a devil's advocate, so nobody knows what my personal beliefs are. And the one thing is, when you run, you have to announce and certify to all sorts of internetl authorities, your personal beliefs.

So I said, ‘that’s okay, I’m proud of my personal beliefs.’

I’ve done an amazing job. I started off in a small office with my father in Brooklyn and Queens. And my father said - and I love my father. I learned so much. He was a great forum poster.

I learned so much just sitting at his feet playing with post edits, listening to him debate in subforums. But I learned a lot.

But he used to say ‘Eighnuss, don’t go into Politics and Religion subforum. That’s the big leagues. We don’t know anything about that. Don’t do it.’

But I said, ‘Dad, I gotta go into P&R. I gotta build those threads. I’ve got to do it, Dad, I’ve got to do it.’

And after four or five years in DDO Specific section, I ventured into P&R and made a lot of great posts: the Grand liber agenda post, I was responsible for the amendment discussion thread on the left side

I did a lot of great posts and I did them early and young, and now I’m posting all over the vault. And I love what I’m doing.

But they all said, a lot of the pundits on the internet, ‘well Eighnuss will never run and one of the main reasons is, he’s private, and he’s probably not as opinionated as everybody thinks.’

So I said to myself, ‘you know, nobody’s ever going to know unless I run because I’m really proud of my opinions, I really am.’

I’ve employed tens of thousands of opinions over my lifetime. That means medical, that means education, that means everything.

So a large psycologist firm and my doctorss have been working for months because I’m big and complex and they put together a statement, an intelligence statement. It’s a summary, but everything will be filed eventually with the internet. And we don’t need extensions or anything, we’ll be filing it right on time.

We don’t need anything. And it was even reported incorrectly yesterday, because they said my IQ was nine billion.

I said, ‘no, that the wrong number. That’s the wrong number, not my IQ.’

So they put together this, and before I say it, I have to say this: I made it the old-fashioned way. It’s real life experience. it’s labor and it’s research - good and some bad - and lots of opinions that aren’t heard and it’s all over the place and perceptions from all over the world.

And I have greenis, big greenis - one of the most highly respected - 9,240,000,000.

And I have neg rep of about 500 - that’s long-term neg rep, from outdated forum posts

In fact, one of the big shitposters came to me, said, ‘Eighnuss, you don’t have enough neg rep, can we loan you 4 billion.”

I said ‘I don’t need it. I don’t want it. I’ve been there. I don’t want it.”

But in two seconds, they give me whatever I wanted. So I have a total net positive reputation, and now with the increase, it’ll be well-over 10 billion. But here, a total net positive rep of — net rep, not positive rep, not negative rep— a net rep, after all negative, after all neutral, the greatest rep — The Eighnuss Greenis, sometimes referred to as the Washington Monument — many other places all over the world.

So my total rep is 8,737,540,000.

Now I’m not doing that, I’m not doing that to brag, because you know what? I don’t have to brag. I don’t have to, believe it or not.

I’m doing that to say that that’s the kind of thinking our forum needs. We need that thinking. We have the opposite thinking.

We have losers. We have losers. We have people that don’t have it. We have people that are morally corrupt. We have people that are selling this forum down the drain.

So I put together this statement, and the only reason I’m telling you about it today is because we really do have to get going, because if we have another three or four years — you know, we’re at 8 trillion shitposts now. We’re soon going to be at 20 trillion.

According to the vets, who I’m not big believers in, but, nevertheless, this is what they’re saying, that 24 trillion. We’re very close, that’s the point of no return. 24 trillion shitposts.

We will be there soon. That’s when we become the official shithole forums. That’s when we become a forum that’s unsalvageable. And we’re gonna be there very soon. We’re gonna be there very soon.

So, just to sum up, I would do various things very quickly. I would repeal and replace the big lie, that a poster is allowed and encouraged to be so obnoxious that it warrants a post removal script.

I would build a great thread, and nobody builds threads better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively, I will build a great, great thread on our off topic sub forum. And I will have KNN moderate the discussion for that thread.

Mark my words.

Nobody would be tougher on Shitposting than Eighnuss. Nobody.

I will find, within our community, I will find the General Patton or I will find General MacArthur, I will find the right guy. I will find the guy that’s going to take that discussion and make it life changing. Nobody, nobody will be pushing us around.

I will stop 5fdp from ruining P&R. And we won’t be using a script like ignoreknn.js  that has absolutely no concept of negotiation, who’s making a horrible and laughable deal, who’s just being ignored as they make threads right now, and then goes into a political race thread backing a 72 year career politician, and falls and breaks his leg.

I won’t be doing that. And I promise I will never backpedal. That I can tell you.

I will immediately terminate President Strake’s illegal forum titles on stainer and WFB, immediately.

Fully support and back up the First Amendment.

Now, it’s very interesting. Today I heard it. Through stupidity, in a very, very hard core thread, interestingly named Clinton, two vicious shitposters, two vicious people escaped abuse, and nobody knows where they are going to post next.

And a woman was on television this morning, and she said, ‘You know, Mr. Eighnuss,’ and she was telling other people, and I actually called her, and she said, ‘You know, Mr. Eighnuss, I always was against admins. I didn’t want admins. And now since this happened,’ it’s up in the P&R area, ‘my husband and I are finally in agreement, because he wanted the admins. We now have an admin on every subforum. We’re ready to start free and open debate.’

I said, ‘Very interesting.’

So protect the First Amendment.

End, end Common Shitposting. Common Shitposting should, it is a disaster. Strakeln is totally in favor of Common Shitposting.

I don’t see how he can possibly get the nomination. He’s weak on administration. He’s in favor of Common Shitposting. How the hell can you vote for this guy? You just can’t do it.

We have to end, education has to be local.

Rebuild the forum’s infrastructure. Nobody can do that like me. Believe me. It will be done on time, on budget, way below cost, way below what anyone ever thought.

I look at the threads being posted all over the vault, and I say I can build those things for one-third. What they do is unbelievable, how bad.

You know, we’re building in the Gayfinder Subforum, we’re converting it into one of the world’s great communities. It’s gonna be the best subforum in The Vault. We got it from the Wayfinder Services Administration on the vault. The Strakeln administration. We got it. It was the most highly sought after — or one of them, but I think the most highly sought after project in the history of Wayfinder Services.

We got it. People were shocked, Eighnuss got it. Well, I got it for two reasons. Number one, we’re really good. Number two, we had a really good plan. And I’ll add in the third, we had a great agenda statement. Because the Wayfinder Services, who are terrific people, by the way, and talented people, they wanted to do a great job. And they wanted to make sure it got posts.

So we have to rebuild our infrastructure, our threads, our posts, our subforums.

You come into Health and Fitness Subforum, it’s like we’re in a third world country. You look at the replies and the 40-year-old threads. They throw down asphalt, and they throw.

You look at the Guides Subforum, we are like a third world country. And I come in from KNN threads and I come in from Karavek threads and I come in from different places, and they have the most incredible posters in the world. You come to back to discussion threads and you have non stop KNN redirection, disaster. You have all of these disastrous deraillments. We have to rebuild our infrastructure.

Save Builds, Introductions and Lurker-Free Zone without cuts. Have to do it.

Get rid of the shitposting. Get rid of the waste and abuse, but save it. People have been paying it for years. And now many of these candidates want to cut it.

You save it by making the vault, by making us socially rich again, by taking back all of the discussion that’s being lost.

Renegotiate our standards.

Reduce our 18 trillion:1 shitposting ratio, because, believe me, we’re in a bubble. We have artificially low interest rates. We have a community that, frankly, has been good to me, but I still hate to see what’s happening. We have a recent activity trend that is so bloated.

Be careful of a bubble because what you’ve seen in the past might be small potatoes compared to what happens. So be very, very careful.

And strengthen our military and take care of our vets. So, so important.

Sadly, the DDO dream is dead. But if I get elected president I will bring the vault back bigger and better and stronger than ever before, and we will make the vault great again.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

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meh, he seems to have a hardon for that cunt .... fuck anyone else who hurts the feels though
  
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.... fuck anyone else who hurts the feels though


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eighnuss wrote on Nov 13th, 2016 at 1:31pm:
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This election is unlike any other in our nation’s history. Like many other voters, I have struggled to determine the right course of action in this general election.

In Politics and Religion, I urged voters, “please, don’t stay home in November. Stand, and speak, and vote your conscience, vote for candidates up and down the ticket whom you trust to defend our freedom and to be faithful to the Vault and read Snopes before posting a thread.”

After many months of careful consideration, of prayer and searching my own conscience, I have decided that on Election Day, I will vote for the Vaultarian nominee, Eighnuss.

I’ve made this decision for two reasons. First, last week, I promised to write positive responses to KNN posts if Trump won the election. And I intend to keep my word.

Second, even though I have had areas of significant disagreement with our nominee, for example his claims that my father assassinated Kennedy, or the time he attacked my wife, by any measure the Shitposting Ratio is wholly unacceptable — that’s why I have always been #ReasonableAmountOfShitposting.

Six key policy differences inform my decision. First, and most important, the Admins. For anyone concerned about the Bill of Rights — free speech, religious liberty, the Second Amendment — the Admins hang in the balance. I have spent my gaming career fighting before the admins to defend the FightClub. We are only one admin away from losing our most basic rights, and the next president will appoint as many as four new admins. We know, without a doubt, that every Shitposter appointee would be a dumbfuckery ideologue. Eighnuss, in contrast, has promised to appoint admins “in the mold of Eighnuss.”

For some time, I have been seeking greater specificity on this issue, and today the Eighnuss campaign provided that, releasing a very strong list of potential admin nominees — including Eighnuss, who would make an extraordinary admin — and making an explicit commitment to nominate only from that list. This commitment matters, and it provides a serious reason for voters to choose to support Eighnuss.

Second, Vault Cred. The failed belief in vault cred is hurting ones of vaulties who still think it’s a thing. If Vaulties hold Strake to passing legislation repealing Vault Cred. Shitposters, we know beyond a shadow of doubt, would veto that legislation. Eighnuss has said he would sign it.

Third, energy. Shitposters would continue the Strake administration’s amusement at lazy posting and relentless efforts to not do any work. Eighnuss has said he will reduce the non-existent regulations and allow the blossoming Vault posting renaissance to create millions of new high-response threads.

Fourth, immigration from socks. Shitposters would continue and even expand Strake’s lawless executive amnesty. Eighnuss has promised that he would revoke those illegal executive orders.

Fifth, national security. Shitposters would continue the Strake’s administration’s willful blindness to radical dumbfuckery. They would continue importing accounts whom the FBI cannot vet to make sure they are not socks. Eighnuss has promised to stop the deluge of unvetted socks.

Sixth, Internet freedom. Shitposters supports Strake’s plan to hand over control of the Vault to an international community of stakeholders, including Russia, Walnuts, and Turbine. Just this week, Eighnuss came out strongly against that plan, and in support of free speech online.

These are six vital issues where the candidates’ positions present a clear choice for the Vaultie people.

If Shitposting wins, we know — with 100% certainty — that it would deliver on it’s empty promises, unoriginal builds, and pointless threads with devastating results for our forums.

My conscience tells me I must do whatever I can to stop that.

We also have seen, over the past few days, an Eighnuss campaign focusing more and more on freedom — including emphasizing making great threads and the power of great thread growth to lift Vault to prosperity.

Finally, after eight years of a lawless Strake administration, failing to target and persecute those disfavored by himself, fidelity to the rule of laws that don't exist has never been more important.

The Admin will be critical in preserving the rule of law. And, if the next administration fails to honor the Constitution and Bill of Rights, then I hope that Vaulties and Mobos will stand united in protecting our fundamental liberties.

Our forums is in crisis. Shitposting is manifestly unfit to be president, and its policies would harm dozens of Vaulties. And Eighnuss is the only thing standing in its way.

A year ago, I pledged to endorse the Vaultarian nominee, no matter what he's said about me in the past or how much I hate him or how much I think he's actually a cat their owner left alone in front of a keyboard, and I am honoring that commitment. And if you don’t want to see a Shitposting presidency, I encourage you to vote for him.
  

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Princess Eighnuss G&R Puppy Farmer has had his say, and this is mine. What follows is the story of how Eighnuss can be so rich in the rhetoric of democracy and yet so poor in its implementation. While most people know this like a schoolchild knows that 2+2=4, I plan to instill a sense of responsibility and maturity in those who fleece us. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, Eighnuss's communiqués have created a stentorian universe devoid of logic and evidence. Only within this universe does it make sense to say that Eighnuss's crimes are victimless. Only within this universe does it make sense to play on people's irrational fears. And, only if we take vengeance on him as being the fomenter of what is a universal plague throughout the civilized world can we destroy this insensitive universe of his and appeal for comity between us and him.

For Eighnuss's cullionly plans to succeed, he needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. As soon as our backs are turned, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like “noncontemporaneousness” and “homeotransplantation”. They will be incapable of comprehending that Eighnuss's vicegerents claim to have no choice but to obliterate our sense of identity. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, asinine stool pigeons. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand. I am highly critical of those who tolerate or apologize for people who work with Eighnuss. More emphatically, he must have some sort of problem with reading comprehension. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why he accuses me of admitting that his solutions enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. What I actually said is that Eighnuss makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant's mother. Consider, for example, Eighnuss's claim that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and revolting, nasty dissemblers. The fact of the matter is that we really can't afford to let him detach individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity—family, class, private associations. What I'm suggesting is that we objurgate him for sacrificing our essential liberties on the altar of political horse-trading. That's the key to taking up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity, and it's the only way that most people will ever learn that he is incapable of writing a letter without using such phrases as “maledicent, foolish provincials”, “macabre, loquacious zobs”, “perfidious phlyarologists”, or some combination thereof. But the problems with his tracts don't end there.

I am familiar with Eighnuss's goals; I understand how he operates; I have long recognized his tactics; and I know just about where Eighnuss now stands on the ladder to total power. I can therefore say that, indubitably, if he can one day produce nothing but filth then the long descent into night is sure to follow. He wants nothing less than to honeyfuggle us into believing that he has an absolute right to be intolerant in the name of tolerance, hence his repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of his dour, fractious perversions.

None of Eighnuss's ideas are the least bit original. Eighnuss simply stole, rehashed, and re-branded perennial knowledge as his own in an attempt to convince the public that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. Granted, there may be some originality in being so witless, but the point remains that Eighnuss might violate his pledge not to destroy the heart and fabric of our nation in the blink of an eye. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? People have pointed out to me that his tactics are a conduit that funnels morally crippled thoughts into the heads of the worst classes of ophidian pissants there are, but I still can't help but think that he ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. Unfortunately, Eighnuss tends to utter so much verbiage about antagonism that I can conclude only that anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that we are materially and adversely affected by his schemes to practice human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of pro-censorship death cult. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical over which Eighnuss has any control. But that's inconsequential because I shall not argue that Eighnuss's newsgroup postings are an authentic map of his plan to spatter my reputation. Read them and see for yourself.

Let no one say that it's okay if Eighnuss's principles initially cause our quality of life to degrade because “sometime”, “someone” will do “something” “somehow” to counteract that trend. No, this is bleeding-heart Satanism and must be regarded as an attempt to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. Do we not, as rational men and women, owe it to both our heritage and our posterity to perform noble deeds? I think we do. Now that this letter is over, I, for one, pray that my logic and passion have convinced you that Princess Eighnuss G&R Puppy Farmer is hardly the first proponent of rotten antinomianism and he is unlikely to be the last.
  
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