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Nov 23rd, 2016 at 9:00am
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Anyone seen an estimate of how long the restart will be today?
  
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Re: Restart
Reply #1 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 9:21am
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As long as my dick.

If we operate on 10 minutes per inch of schlong, the servers should be up in t-5 minutes.
  
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Reply #2 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 9:36am
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Servers are up.
  
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Reply #3 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 9:41am
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Schlong to downtime calculations are pretty accurate.
  
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Reply #4 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 12:10pm
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Anyone seen an estimate of how long the restart will be today?


*implying anyone's doing the math to produce an "estimate"*

Estimate.....ESTIMATE YOU STUPIUD FUCK?!  OMFG kill yourself you greasy, cock-sucking faggot.
  
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Re: Restart
Reply #5 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 12:14pm
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not gonna lie i missed you over the last few days the only stupidity lately has been frank and digi and theyre boring

pls dont disappear like that anymore
  

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Reply #6 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 12:15pm
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eighnuss wrote on Nov 23rd, 2016 at 12:14pm:
not gonna lie i missed you over the last few days the only stupidity lately has been frank and digi and theyre boring

pls dont disappear like that anymore


Why don't you try and "estimate" how much I give a fuck?
  
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Re: Restart
Reply #7 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 2:04pm
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[] wrote on Nov 23rd, 2016 at 12:15pm:
Why don't you try and "estimate" how much I give a fuck?


about this much

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Re: Restart
Reply #8 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 2:05pm
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incase math is hard, thats enough to post once, every hour, for the past 404 days
  

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Re: Restart
Reply #9 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 2:16pm
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You failed it, the answer was absolute zero (0) on the Kelvin scale.
  
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Reply #10 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 2:41pm
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eighnuss wrote on Nov 23rd, 2016 at 2:04pm:
about this much




That's the best comeback I've seen in a long time.
  
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Reply #11 - Nov 23rd, 2016 at 11:32pm
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That's the best comeback I've seen in a long time.


1) You're obviously young.

2) You've obviously not seen very many come-backs.

3) You're mother is a smelly pirate hooker.
  
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Reply #12 - Nov 26th, 2016 at 3:10am
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[] wrote on Nov 23rd, 2016 at 11:32pm:
1) You're obviously young.

2) You've obviously not seen very many come-backs.

3) You're mother is a smelly pirate hooker.



You fail while trying to cover for a previous fail.

If that bothered you so much you need to toughen the fuck up dumbass.
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Re: Restart
Reply #13 - Nov 28th, 2016 at 9:18am
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eighnuss wrote on Nov 23rd, 2016 at 2:04pm:
[] wrote on Nov 23rd, 2016 at 12:15pm:
Why don't you try and "estimate" how much I give a fuck?

about this much
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Smiley
OMG, awesome!

Sorry, Princess, just not your day. But thanks for the straight lines, you're worth keeping around just for them  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  

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