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May 4th, 2017 at 5:54pm
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Dont know why I had my hopes up for a better relationship with the devs since they started answering some peoples questions on the forums.

Every interaction I have with them leaves me with a little less enthusiasm for the game

Same old same old Tongue I have only myself to blame
  
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Reply #1 - May 4th, 2017 at 5:58pm
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Cry
  
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Reply #2 - May 4th, 2017 at 6:02pm
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Thats the saddest shit ive ever heard... Hope you pull through bro..

Suicide's never the answer.. but if ya gotta do it.. id recommend using dat thing under the bed..

But do it outside where its easier to clean up.. and make it happen where no children will be the ones to find ya..
  
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Reply #3 - May 4th, 2017 at 6:14pm
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I am sad bro

sad that this brilliant game is lumbered with game designers who think they are genius marketers, despite 13 solid years of  evidence to the contrary Cry
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Reply #4 - May 4th, 2017 at 6:16pm
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Skrilla wrote on May 4th, 2017 at 6:02pm:
dat thing under the bed..


Where the fuck am I supposed to find eight "C" batteries at this hour?
  

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Starkjade wrote on May 4th, 2017 at 6:16pm:
Where the fuck am I supposed to find eight "C" batteries at this hour?


If you arent plugging it into the mains, you arent even trying
  
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Starkjade wrote on May 4th, 2017 at 6:16pm:
Where the fuck am I supposed to find eight "C" batteries at this hour?


Death by dildo?
That's one big fucking dildo!
  
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Reply #7 - May 4th, 2017 at 7:33pm
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Go play a drinking game and while doing shots of bleach and make the world a slightly better place.
  
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PersonaNonGrata wrote on May 4th, 2017 at 6:54pm:
Death by dildo?
That's one big fucking dildo!


I come by for a visit.
  

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PersonaNonGrata wrote on May 4th, 2017 at 6:54pm:
Death by dildo?
That's one big fucking dildo!


It's not the size, it's how you use it.
  

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Starkjade wrote on May 4th, 2017 at 8:03pm:
It's not the size, it's how you use it.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/richard-patterson-penis-jury_us_5911dc34e4b0...
  
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Reply #11 - May 10th, 2017 at 1:02pm
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Starkjade wrote on May 4th, 2017 at 8:03pm:
It's not the size, it's how you use it.


I feel like where giant dildos are concerned it is 100% the size.
  

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Reply #12 - May 10th, 2017 at 1:40pm
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noamineo wrote on May 10th, 2017 at 1:02pm:
I feel like where giant dildos are concerned it is 100% the size.


Not even a slight % due to which orifice?
  

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Dr_tank2vich wrote on May 10th, 2017 at 1:40pm:
Not even a slight % due to which orifice?


Nah man, lube and a hammer, then it's all size.
  

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noamineo wrote on May 10th, 2017 at 1:50pm:
Nah man, lube and a hammer, then it's all size.


You must be flexible.
And you wouldn't want to miss with that hammer - you're balls are right there!    Tongue
  
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