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Sep 30th, 2017 at 3:14pm
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Reply #1 - Sep 30th, 2017 at 3:27pm
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Cordo had him killed? Contract killers? Who was this dude? What lawsuit? Is this The mongrel guy?
Sorry Idk shit about the mother forums.

But it sounds like a contracted hit to me.. im not going on the mb saying shit... They got connections over there..
  
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I see what you did thar. u coulda saved him, op! coulda been legend, like moi. shepherding the lost, preventing spousal abuse, saving people in the throes of an anxiety attack, and introducing 2 soulmates together, stringing cupid's bow( i assume mel has now suffered her last beating and has left her abusive and controlling husband for the guy in LoO she just met. and that they are now living and gaming happily ever after). it's like you motherfuckers never saved a life before. amateurs. stop trying to steal my thunder. it's my turn to shine. maybe if you stopped shitposting and tried helping people in the real world for once you wouldnt have to syphon off my threads .
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #3 - Sep 30th, 2017 at 4:21pm
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I hope no one believes this.  This is exactly in line with what a victim mentality person does when they need more attention and their other actions failed.

Does it read like something a wife would write after a suicide?  Doesn't to me.  Reads like someone wanting attention and wanting people to feel sorry they didn't support him.
  
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Reply #4 - Sep 30th, 2017 at 4:22pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Sep 30th, 2017 at 3:29pm:
it's like you motherfuckers never saved a life before. amateurs ... maybe if you ... tried helping people in the real world for once ... 


If you only knew ... Clearly you have no idea, but that's to be expected.
  
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Reply #5 - Sep 30th, 2017 at 5:18pm
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Cleridin wrote on Sep 30th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
If you only knew ... Clearly you have no idea, but that's to be expected.

bro, that wen way over your head and then circled back up in your anus. pause. and then pull it out, slowly.
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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only 2, 019 more posts to go before I can TR into a sock.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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also, fuck this dude. this is my thread now.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #8 - Sep 30th, 2017 at 6:03pm
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Cleridin wrote on Sep 30th, 2017 at 4:22pm:
If you only knew ... Clearly you have no idea, but that's to be expected.

obv you had no idea what you were getting yourself into, my dude. So Ima extend this olive branch. give you amnesty, cos that's how I roll. gangsta. all you gotta do is delete your posts in this thread and I'll delete all the ones I quoted you in. That way no one can come here and see how bad that shit went over the top of your head. you seem cool. except the part where you alluded to saving lives but werent explicit because you sort of wanted to pretend that you dont want people to know. look, arguing with people over the internet that i dont know is beneath me. so we can kinda be cool. i mean, i wont respect you or anything cos that hinting at helping people but not wanting to tell the 16 people that post here, was fucking weak as hell/ but, ima civil human being. i did just save Mel, afterall.
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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #10 - Sep 30th, 2017 at 6:16pm
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wasn't this the catfish?
  

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Reply #11 - Sep 30th, 2017 at 6:53pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Sep 30th, 2017 at 6:03pm:
obv you had no idea what you were getting yourself into, my dude. So Ima extend this olive branch. give you amnesty, cos that's how I roll. gangsta. all you gotta do is delete your posts in this thread and I'll delete all the ones I quoted you in. That way no one can come here and see how bad that shit went over the top of your head. you seem cool. except the part where you alluded to saving lives but werent explicit because you sort of wanted to pretend that you dont want people to know. look, arguing with people over the internet that i dont know is beneath me. so we can kinda be cool. i mean, i wont respect you or anything cos that hinting at helping people but not wanting to tell the 16 people that post here, was fucking weak as hell/ but, ima civil human being. i did just save Mel, afterall.


Obviously I ain't gonna discuss real life sh*t on an open internet forum.

But here's my olive branch ...

I retract the last half of my statement and will just say, if you only knew. I don't like to roll around with beef  Tongue ... You seem like a cool dude from your 7k posts. To each their own. I'm glad you saved Mel. Too bad nobody could save taisaman. Really sailias should have recognized the racist person she is, but she still has some growing up to do. What she doesn't realize is that sometimes a straw can break a camel's back and she was that last straw this time.
  
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Reply #12 - Sep 30th, 2017 at 7:56pm
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Think its my fault... I posted that life hack too late..

Most guys kill themselves over bitches and money..

But my simple life hack which is 100% guaranteed to save you $$$ and get the bitches wet af..
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My bad for posting it too late.. i was supposed to keep it on the low but the inventor betrayed me. So now im helping the community.. giving back as they say on some commercials ive seen while not watching porn.. cause porn doesnt make commercials like that.. actually porn only has commercials for more porn..

Actually now that i think of it.. idk if porn does have commercials.. but that would be cool if it did tho right?

Like dude is pounding some chick in the ass.. then he pulls it out to shoot it down her thoat.. and imagine.. if at that moment.. something like a popeyes commercial pops up real quick like.. mmm love them niggas at popeyes!!!.. that would be dope.. i mean it would be fucked up to bust in on a money shot and all that but.. think of it.. after you bust one.. what do you wanna do? Exactly.. eat some popeyes.. thats what i was thinking too when i thought of all this..

#porncommercials
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Reply #13 - Sep 30th, 2017 at 10:54pm
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Cleridin wrote on Sep 30th, 2017 at 6:53pm:
Obviously I ain't gonna discuss real life sh*t on an open internet forum.

But here's my olive branch ...

I retract the last half of my statement and will just say, if you only knew. I don't like to roll around with beef  Tongue ... You seem like a cool dude from your 7k posts. To each their own. I'm glad you saved Mel. Too bad nobody could save taisaman. Really sailias should have recognized the racist person she is, but she still has some growing up to do. What she doesn't realize is that sometimes a straw can break a camel's back and she was that last straw this time.


Lol oh fuck, this nigga actually believes the mongrel ..... hahahahahahahahahaha ..... play in traffic you silly cunt  Cheesy
  
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Jelly_Muffin wrote on Sep 30th, 2017 at 10:54pm:
Lol oh fuck, this nigga actually believes the mongrel ..... hahahahahahahahahaha ..... play in traffic you silly cunt  Cheesy


Tell that to T's wife ... you're a real tough guy on the internet. Maybe you got a trophy for toughest guy on the internet.
  
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Reply #15 - Oct 1st, 2017 at 4:14pm
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That thread is bullshit.  The only thing Cordovan thinks "quite a bit about" is his next box of Little Debbie snacks.
  
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does anyone actually still play this game?
  
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There was one but I heard he died
  

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Cleridin wrote on Oct 1st, 2017 at 2:38pm:
Tell that to T's wife ... you're a real tough guy on the internet. Maybe you got a trophy for toughest guy on the internet.


Idjit.
  

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Cleridin wrote on Oct 1st, 2017 at 2:38pm:
Tell that to T's wife ... you're a real tough guy on the internet. Maybe you got a trophy for toughest guy on the internet.


One, you spelled mongrel wrong
Two, you're a fucktard for thinking it's all real  Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #20 - Oct 2nd, 2017 at 6:24am
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I'm not convinced either, it screams of another 'look at me' thread
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Reply #21 - Oct 2nd, 2017 at 1:20pm
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I dare someone to hop on there and post "Pics or it didn't happen".
  

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Reply #22 - Oct 2nd, 2017 at 1:56pm
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noamineo wrote on Oct 2nd, 2017 at 1:20pm:
I dare someone to hop on there and post "Pics or it didn't happen".

Thread was locked on Saturday so that would be a good trick.
  

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Gui - 07/15/2017
Hello
I know you do not like me and you might know where I can find this info so it will be to both of our benefits
Google I think has blocked the searches. but asking for a friend, where can I find information on how to commit suicide and make it look like a accident?
Thank you for your time
Gramh - 07/15/2017
aww you don't think i like you gui? that hurts! XD but also it's hard to make suicide look like anything other than suicide because most methods of killing oneself are hardly accidental o.o
there is ingesting rat poison which will make it look like a heart attack but a halfassed detective will link that together pretty quick
if you don't care about taking an innocent life you can always cause a car accident but that's also a gamble if the police piece together that you caused it
i just thought of one! there's a news article about a girl who's cellphone dropped into the water and pulled the extension cord she had into her bath water and zapped her dead, that might work as long as the house is old enough not to have those funky kill switches installed
Gui - 07/15/2017
Doing about a gram of dope at once is what I'm thinking
Gramh - 07/15/2017
OD is a rough way to go out o.o
Gui - 07/15/2017
But it will still be ruled accidental
Which is the important part
Gramh - 07/15/2017
possibly but there's a 50/50 chance it doesn't work
Gui - 07/15/2017
A heavy cut of fentanyl could help tighten those odds I think
Gramh - 07/15/2017
well ya gotta be completely alone for it to work out first of all, then you gotta hope your body doesn't fight it too much which it'll try to which is where it hurts l ike a motherfucker
like, apartment is a sure fire way to get the cops called and they have anti-OD kits now
Gui - 07/15/2017
So it would need to be done on a business trip
Gramh - 07/15/2017
hotels aren't good either
you could do like, an alleyway though
Gui - 07/15/2017
Well I think I have enough to go on
Thanks for your help
Gramh - 07/15/2017
don't let your "friend" halfass it though or it's a good hospital trip
Gui - 07/15/2017
Duly noted.

Just sayin >.>
  
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Reply #24 - Oct 2nd, 2017 at 2:36pm
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That's fucked up.
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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