Skoodge wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 3:58pm:


Who cares, really. If you really want to see this place come alive, threaten some gay action. Rubbers will unload all over this thread.

Alright, time to AE12 Musk this into the next Sun Synchronous Orbit.

Gunga wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 11:31pm:


Is the Pope still sanctioning Bishops courting alter boys?

Let's SWOT Analysis Bishop's propensity to championing the Pope's Will.


Strengths:

1.  Compassionate and Love for young men.
2.  Says kind things to these young men.
3.  Jelqing.
4.  Stubborn.
5.  Uses large words to sound impressive.
6.  Continues to make assumptions.
7.  Heartless.
8.  MOTO.
9.  Glued-to-Computer (Social Distancing)
10.  No life (therefore, undying)
11. Low asset values below $250K, nothing to lose
12. ?

Weaknesses:

1.  Morally Questionable.
2.  Illegal, pending COA.
3.  Bums.
4.  Young men.
5.  Assumptions.
6.  Legal knowledge.
7.  Willpower.
8.  White Knighting.
9.  Wordy.
10. MOTO et MOTO.
11. COVID-19 due to age > 55
12. Undead or That which has No Life
13. Financially lacking stamina.
14. Auction Houses.
15. Retail Arbitrage.
16. ?

Opportunities:

1.  Birthday Parties
2.  Chuck E Cheese
3.  Dave n Busters
4.  Band Camp (or any Camp)
5.  Scottsdale, AZ.
6.  This Thread.
7.  Thesaurus.
8.  Rorschach.
9.  SAR-COV-2 Phase 3 Trials w/Pfeizer
10. Duping.
11. ?


Threats:

1.  FBI, CIA
2.  Biker Gangs
3.  Prison(ers)
4.  Russian Mafia
5  Intellectuals
6.  Higher Powers?
7.  Eternal Damnation
8.  Circular Logic.
9.  Masculinity.
10. Brain Aneurysm.
11. Beaches, Bars, and Bar Mitzvahs.
12. Shopping outside of Vulnerable/Elderly Hours
13. ?




PS: I wrote this for you, Bitchop.

Chip, chip, chip away.
Chip chip, chip matey.

Chip, chip, chipsahoy.
Chip, chip, docked bitchop.  Yeah!!!!  #heyLittleDarrylph  #walkingDeadExtraCastMember

Kistilan wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 9:57pm:



Does anyway have the heart to point out to him the obvious fact that all those views were people reading the other countless witty, clever and cruel ways the other posters humiliated him while dissecting his clumsy and plodding posts? 

I would do it,  but there is a good chance it might push him even farther over the edge, and then we would likely end up having to wade through dozens of even more transparently false posts. The kind of sad entries where now he tries to claim he was an astronaut or can actually look women in the eye when speaking, or treat them with respect.

Skoodge wrote on Jun 23^rd, 2020 at 6:22am:


From what Strake posted, that horse had already left the barn a couple of years ago when Kistilan was banned. He started some 'sock' accounts to try and get back on including one where he was so 'devious' that he spelt his name backwards, wow tricky. It was in the stuff and PM's  Strake linked in posts a couple weeks ago.

If I could get on a Discord with his Holiness, I would love to emulate the SeeeeeGaaaaa motto.

But it would be BiiiiiiitChoooppppp! 

Kistilan wrote on Jun 27^th, 2020 at 3:45pm:



uh what do we have here...a thirsti boy with a kink for hairy male asses...mmm sweet.

like, do you spot all the dirty words wherever you look thirsti boi? you do feel weird in your pants everytime you spot one do you? do you live in a city with many canals? i bet you walk around with a raging boner. how awkward is asking the apothecary for analgesics while stuttering and drooling? i bet your school books are all sticky cause all those analysis, analogy and stuff in it. it's analogical to assume it. were you lending those books to people hoping they would lick their fingers while turning the pages? we both know you did . you are a sick fuck. you are fucking disgusting.

but no matter, shhh, hush now. it's ok. don't say a word.

you can masturbate while frantically staring at my name. i allow it.

Kistilan wrote on Jun 29^th, 2020 at 2:36pm:



wut? you stopped fapping to write bullshit nonsense dude. if something is there you may have the chance to take it, but you don't have the right to take it just because it's there. i'm kindly allowing you to take your chance.

for the rest, it may sound as an advice but really, dude, you make no sense, i'm new here and i thank you for the maybe intended thoughtful advice probably borderline trolling, but you know, trolls feed on what you give them. i should ask me what they will do to me? fuck, no one can do nothing to me, i'm not a retarded snowflake. i give you an advice, using your words, the choice of what you have to "endure" is yours and yours alone. surf the drama on your board.

Kistilan wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2020 at 3:19pm:


advertising your 10k post means nothing and i don't give a shit and this whole forum is becoming a cesspool, everywhere you look there's a latest post by kistilan, bishop+variants and that freaking dupe store related users+variants. a real cesspool.

Valerianus wrote on Jul 4^th, 2020 at 2:58pm:

And?

The Vault is what it is and has been that way since July of 2009.

Valerianus wrote on Jul 4^th, 2020 at 2:58pm:

BULL FUCKING SHIT. This place is not becoming a cesspool!

It earned that title over a decade ago.

Valerianus wrote on Jul 6^th, 2020 at 4:01pm:


My exit strategy is now.

Alex DeLarge wrote on Jul 6^th, 2020 at 10:43pm:



And yet your pronoun promotes obscurity.  Please write better.

He == 1 of 2 individuals.  For the Record, to whom are you referring?

Kistilan wrote on Jul 6^th, 2020 at 10:45pm:

Uh oh. Watch out Alex, if you say you were referring to Kistilan, he'll sue you in England!