I'm sure I saw someone post a shitstar quote saying he was too busy being finger banger by the discord crowd to fix them, oh I mean working on finger banging everyone with update 51.

Heh. Don't worry. Steel's basically a sapper squad burrowing under his own job at this point.

ZooperDooper wrote on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 10:06pm:


Just more SSG idiocy. They removed the candies/cookies from the game because they couldn't be assed to balance them.

They're still in inventory but do nothing. I was going to delete them but I figure you never know when they'll accidentally create some juicy incentive to have kept them.

Jesus Christ, give the guy a fucking break.

Do YOU know how hard it is to steer a ship straight towards an iceberg and make 100% certain that it hits the iceberg you're aiming for? No you don't!

Do YOU know how difficult it is to ignore all your passengers screaming "HEY STOP ICEBERG AHEAD!" and stay the course? NO you DON'T.

I for one applaud his steadfast determination, his ability to wear blinders and not see anything around him, and his courage above all to take this ship straight into the iceberg ahead despite the imminent disaster ahead.

somenewnoob wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 1:06pm:


Actually I do know... I was on that ship before it dropped me ( and 8 other ) off in the backyard of nowhere.


Trust me Dodging Icebergs is a skill Arctic Ship Captains learn pretty fast in iceberg riddled waters. ( though they miss now and then because they hit growlers aka icebergs that are barely above the water level ). So If they want to hit an iceberg, they will not miss it.

somenewnoob wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 1:06pm:


That one I genuinely don't know... because the passengers ( those that paid indecent amount of money to be on that ship, the hitchhickers ( me and my 8 friends ) never  bothered the crew ( despite de fact that we had access to the bridge ) with puny things like that... When the ship went head on into The Pack at full speed in hope to crack it, we just hung on until it was over. ( it dien't work and we had to navigate around that bit of pack )


somenewnoob wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 1:06pm:


*burp*

I'm on Rosé de Provence tonight. ( in a Despicable Me [ Minions ] refurbished mustard glass )   

now I'll have to log and look at the damage done on all the Cakes and Cookies hoarded in that Bound to Character Gargantuan Cookie Jar I was swindled into buying years ago ( because I thoutght it was BTA  ).

somenewnoob wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 5:23pm:


No they retconned that so the design flaw was deliberately introduced, thus making the entire plot of the first movie completely retarded. An analogy about George Lucas also being a fat, miserable sack of failure and retcons might be a better analogy.

Dragonborn wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 10:59pm:


Despite the success of the Star Wars franchise it has always been a Sci-Fi lite rip off from Frank Herbert's DUNE dumbed down for soft-headed fuck wads.

Mother fucking "Star" "Wars" even the name is sophomoric and simple.

Despite this I have loved Star Wars since I saw the first one in the movie theater in '78.

Nothing beats DUNE through Chapterhouse: DUNE though...

Mokune wrote on Oct 21^st, 2021 at 3:36am:


Gonna be a great weekend for you!

BTW, artistic jewel or not creating the star wars franchise, American graffiti, and producing the Indiana Jones films all prove that Lucas is not a failure. His impact on society will be felt for decades.

Thank god I bought a shit ton of them during the July Mabar.

Mokune wrote on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 4:34am:



We handed out over 3k of original coded cookies and candies during the Spines giveaway at the end of the summer, but I honestly didn't think anyone would notice, Sorry about that. 

Strake wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 10:55am:


Oh the things that could have been if you only kept playing.