Darcat wrote on Dec 10
th, 2021 at 9:48am:
what is this sshit - i red title its like
no dickweeds mobs nerfed it was previously stat5wed o0n live tv...
youre not more powerful -- the mobs suck now
get the fuck back to work!!
Ok, let's see what we can do with this. It seems the Darcat to English converter breaks on numbers in the middle of words and doesn't play well with dashes, so if we drop those we get:
Quote:This is a mob sitting in my red title. What was used to stat five weeds on live television has returned to a job that isn't as powerful as the mob is currently smoking!
That makes a bit more sense. Took about 50 back and fourths to find equilibrium but it certainly makes a little more sense now. Let's tackle the next one:
Darcat wrote on Dec 10
th, 2021 at 9:53am:
sry minor seizure... they had said they lowered mobs by 80% of their power on the cordo show
before you freakshows wet yer panties and cried
And we get:
Quote:The tiny seizure said they lowered the mob with just 80% of their powers at a Queensland show before crying in showhouse wet panties
That might be the most coherent thing ever posted on the Vault.
Shine on, you crazy Darcat.