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Mar 2nd, 2022 at 5:31pm
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Anyone tried it? Supposedly good.

The basic lore seems copycat AF. But, the game might still be good.
  


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Reply #1 - Mar 2nd, 2022 at 8:05pm
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This is just a Darksouls game with new lore, as the devs didn't want to continue with the lore from their previous games.

So it's rather easy to know whether or not you'll like it :

Did you like Darksouls?

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I have tried it, I don't like souls games & I didn't like this, because it was just a souls game.
  

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Reply #2 - Mar 2nd, 2022 at 8:27pm
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It also doesn't work well on PCs. As I understand it, some of the keyboard controls don't even work.

If you're going to play it on a game console, those controllers seem to work pretty well.
  

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Reply #3 - Mar 3rd, 2022 at 8:57am
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Standing Stone Games wrote on Mar 2nd, 2022 at 8:27pm:
It also doesn't work well on PCs. As I understand it, some of the keyboard controls don't even work.

If you're going to play it on a game console, those controllers seem to work pretty well.



Yeah, there are plugin mods on https://www.flawlesswidescreen.org/ for Elden Ring and it kinda helps but you have to play Offline (no EAC) and in Borderless Window.

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Reply #4 - Mar 4th, 2022 at 2:45pm
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My boy is quite enjoying it!  I did however have to sit him down and talk to him about the game and how it was meant to make gamers cry after the first boss kicked his arse around.

Now that I explained the game has a "rythm" to it combat wise he finding it really cool.
  

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Reply #5 - Mar 12th, 2022 at 10:40am
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Just applied for refund. Its garbage in PC mode. Combat is clunky and crap. Character walks around like he has 10-ton steel balls tied to his balls. No lore, no directions nothing. Open world is yawn with areas looking all the same.

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Reply #6 - Mar 13th, 2022 at 10:00pm
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Is there a DRM-free version available anywhere?
  

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Reply #7 - Mar 16th, 2022 at 2:10am
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noamineo wrote on Mar 13th, 2022 at 10:00pm:
Is there a DRM-free version available anywhere?


Erm fitgirl or csrinru  If you play without drm you wont be able to play online or multiplayer btw just solo.  Even in the steam forums some people have disabled EAC since it helps them with issues they had with stuttering or somesuch and dont care about MP or invasion.
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Reply #8 - Mar 16th, 2022 at 2:33am
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Silky wrote on Mar 16th, 2022 at 2:10am:
Erm fitgirl or csrinru 


I don't know what these are.

When I said "without DRM" I meant "to buy, legally". I know how to pirate games. I was more interested in knowing if there's some none-DRM-shitfest I can check out. I looked on gog.com and it wasn't there. I don't play DRM-locked games anymore(unless you count "being an MMO" as a form of DRM).
  

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Reply #9 - Mar 18th, 2022 at 9:09am
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noamineo wrote on Mar 16th, 2022 at 2:33am:
I don't know what these are.


fitgirl is a site to get repacked scene releases with a focus on compressing them for small downloads.

csrin.ru is a piracy forum.

There's no official way to get the game without DRM yet.  And as far as I know, it still exists in the piracy releases, it's just cracked, not removed.
  

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Reply #10 - Mar 18th, 2022 at 10:05am
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Silky wrote on Mar 4th, 2022 at 2:45pm:
My boy is quite enjoying it!  I did however have to sit him down and talk to him about the game and how it was meant to make gamers cry after the first boss kicked his arse around.

Now that I explained the game has a "rythm" to it combat wise he finding it really cool.


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Reply #11 - Mar 18th, 2022 at 10:11am
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As I get older I want everything turn based. It allows me to scratch my balls and fall asleep at the computer. I got 3/4 of the way through Dark Souls 3 before putting it aside. The experience was incredibly concise--which is beautiful in my opinion---but fuck rhythm combat.

The aesthetics of Elden Ring are incredibly beautiful---but I'm just catching a "let's play" here and there on twitch. I'd rather read a book than play a frustrating epeen game.
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Reply #12 - Mar 18th, 2022 at 10:13am
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Mar 18th, 2022 at 10:11am:
As I get older I want everything turn based. It allows me to scratch my balls and fall asleep at the computer. I got 3/4 of the way through Dark Souls 3 before putting it aside. The experience was incredibly concise--which is beautiful in my opinion---but fuck rhythm combat.

The aesthetics of Elden Ring are incredibly beautiful---but I'm just catching a "let's play" here and there on twitch. I'd rather read a book than play a frustrating epeen game.


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Reply #13 - Mar 19th, 2022 at 7:47pm
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Mar 18th, 2022 at 10:11am:
but fuck rhythm combat.


Yup.

I don't need entirely turn-based but that stupid rhythm shit can fuck right off.
  

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Reply #14 - Mar 21st, 2022 at 3:13am
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noamineo wrote on Mar 16th, 2022 at 2:33am:
I don't know what these are.

When I said "without DRM" I meant "to buy, legally". I know how to pirate games. I was more interested in knowing if there's some none-DRM-shitfest I can check out. I looked on gog.com and it wasn't there. I don't play DRM-locked games anymore(unless you count "being an MMO" as a form of DRM).


You can buy it from steam and "disable" the DRM or EAC however you will then be banned from online multiplayer. Disabling EAC to run nexus mods etc is basically cracking the game.

You would have to google for step by steps.   I don't have it installed on my PC and my boys copy is legit and he plays online so can't tell you anything from first hand experience but it seems relatively easy to do.

I can't be bothered enough about it and I got too many other games I would prefer to play over this one.


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Reply #15 - Mar 21st, 2022 at 12:53pm
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Silky wrote on Mar 21st, 2022 at 3:13am:
You can buy it from steam


No thanks. "not buying from steam" is the entire reason I seek out DRM-free media. I have the ports for that shit blocked on my firewall. Anyone comes over to my house and wants to use steam they get to connect to a special "web only" VLAN on an SSID that makes fun of them. Steam is fucking malware so far as I'm concerned.
  

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Reply #16 - Mar 25th, 2022 at 9:38pm
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noamineo wrote on Mar 21st, 2022 at 12:53pm:
No thanks. "not buying from steam" is the entire reason I seek out DRM-free media. I have the ports for that shit blocked on my firewall. Anyone comes over to my house and wants to use steam they get to connect to a special "web only" VLAN on an SSID that makes fun of them. Steam is fucking malware so far as I'm concerned.


Tell me how you really feel about steam! 

Considering your feelings on steam just use the cracked version and call it a day.  Generally it's steam/epic, gog or from the IP's  website itself or just friggin use the cracked version...seems like you know this already however so stop bitching and do w/e you gotta do?
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Reply #17 - Mar 28th, 2022 at 5:07pm
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Silky wrote on Mar 25th, 2022 at 9:38pm:
Tell me how you really feel about steam! 



Silky wrote on Mar 25th, 2022 at 9:38pm:
Considering your feelings on steam just use the cracked version and call it a day.


I don't want to play it badly enough to do that, so I'll just skip ahead and call it a day.
  

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Reply #18 - Apr 27th, 2022 at 11:51pm
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Mar 18th, 2022 at 10:11am:
As I get older I want everything turn based. It allows me to scratch my balls and fall asleep at the computer. I got 3/4 of the way through Dark Souls 3 before putting it aside. The experience was incredibly concise--which is beautiful in my opinion---but fuck rhythm combat.

The aesthetics of Elden Ring are incredibly beautiful---but I'm just catching a "let's play" here and there on twitch. I'd rather read a book than play a frustrating epeen game.



Just play an Int-based caster with summons. Game is literally story mode with those.
  

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Reply #19 - May 2nd, 2022 at 6:01pm
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Head-Meat wrote on Mar 2nd, 2022 at 5:31pm:
Anyone tried it? Supposedly good.

The basic lore seems copycat AF. But, the game might still be good.


I've put a decent amount of time into the game, and it's easily one of the most entertaining games on note.  Also, virtually all PC bugs are worked out now.  I crash very, very rarely on 5+ year old alienware system (game auto-saves often so you lose almost nothing on crash).

A lot is similar to DS, but the upgrades are actually significant between the two series (which hopefully Elden Ring is a series or expansion based world).  A lot of fantasy lore is copypasta, including D&D if you know historical lore, so the critique is empty. 

The beauty of Elden Ring (or DS) is it doesn't weigh you down with it.  You want to dig into it, it's there, but reading a ton of convos like you never will in DDO or other games, totally unnecessary.  You get just enough lore to lead you on.  You want to read a book, go read a book.

The cookbook/resource/crafting implementation is the best I've seen, and a huge upgrade from DS (also blows away DDO's crap-fting).  You can only craft what you've found a cookbook for.  You can gather or farm resources (depending whether they are mobs drops or respawns), and you can craft anywhere, anytime, out of combat.  Weapon crafting is similar, but a bigger and deeper extension of the DS system (goes way, way higher).  Ashes of War are a great upgrade too, and eliminate the pro/con situation with permanent upgrades that one had with the old infusions system.

Summoning pools instead of random "I leave a summon sign where I want" locations makes summoning other players a breeze.

NPC summons which now are things you carry and can use where appropriate, are aggressive, smart, and fucking light years ahead of any DDO NPC ever was from jump.

The mobs are next level great implementations (number of bosses are nuts too).  Nioh II is great with mobs, but Elden Ring is something else entirely.  Having to learn/know each moveset, switch between patience and aggressive, until you're strong enough to single hit the low level ones makes one actually have to be good at combat (or you can just strafe, which is hella slower).

The open world is also a huge upgrade.  DS always has some multi-paths through it, but this takes it to a whole different level.  You can end up at areas as a low level character (< 20) where you should be in the 80 - 100 range before tackling.  Most every boss is optional in terms of timing, meaning you can return to tackle them later if you want.

The mount, which is a new concept, is a ton of fun.  I've beaten some bosses totally on horseback via either fighting or archery.  Fighting other mounted enemies is also great.

Almost every "negative" you could find with DS it made serious improvements on.  You can see how the game blurs the lines between MMO and open world RPGs with transitory grouping.  By keeping each persons economy instanced to their game, you don't have Chinese blowing up the game world, but you can still group with ease.  Nioh's concept is similar.  This honestly is probably the future of gaming in the adventure space.  Shared economies just have too many opportunities for malfeasance and fuckery.

The only thing that's really left to tackle is reactive AI based on player behavior, but given cloud based data tools coming online, that's probably 5-10 years away before it's a norm.

Elden Ring will be game of the year for 2022 and deserves it.  Nioh II was great, but this is stronger than that.  I am crossing my fingers they have at least a couple expansions planned for the world.

I highly recommend playing it, if for no other reason, seeing how DDO fucked up.
  
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Reply #20 - May 2nd, 2022 at 6:09pm
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Gunga wrote on Mar 18th, 2022 at 10:13am:
Boomer.


How does one say they are a basement dweller without saying they are a basement dweller? Check their reaction to souls-style combat.

It's like they never played a sport, fought, fucked, or did anything outside. 

Activities that require stamina and timing.  Grin
  
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Reply #21 - May 3rd, 2022 at 7:56am
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iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 6:09pm:
How does one say they are a basement dweller without saying they are a basement dweller? Check their reaction to souls-style combat.

It's like they never played a sport, fought, fucked, or did anything outside. 

Activities that require stamina and timing.  Grin


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Reply #22 - May 3rd, 2022 at 9:02am
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iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 2nd, 2022 at 6:09pm:
How does one say they are a basement dweller without saying they are a basement dweller? Check their reaction to souls-style combat.

It's like they never played a sport, fought, fucked, or did anything outside. 

Activities that require stamina and timing.  Grin


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Do you want to fight or fuck?


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