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Reply #50 - Jul 29th, 2022 at 11:30am
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I'm sure DDO is probably the best at this extremely specific niche with an extremely small market cap, but my whole point was that it's probably not healthy to confine ourselves to just this one genre. DDO is fun every so often, and I still get the "DDO itch" periodically, but I'm still not convinced that A) Turbine is worth giving money to and B) we need to spend money to enjoy the game.

Plus, I'd probably go insane if I confined myself to playing only one game (especially one as poorly-managed as DDO). If I wasted all of my time on DDO and my only outside hobbies consisted of eating cheetos, masturbating, smoking marijuana, and coming up with lame insults on the DDO Vault, I'd probably end up a pathetic, embittered, small man like some people here.

Anyway to answer your question about FE: yeah, there are two games on the DS, although one is Japan-exclusive. There are also FE games for the GBA, SNES, NES, Gamecube, Wii, 3DS, and Switch. Most of the older ones you could probably emulate. Combat is turn-based. Basically it's what happens if you marry JRPG conventions with turn-based strategy games.
  
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Reply #51 - Jul 29th, 2022 at 6:36pm
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I say dumb shit.


Nobody cares, beat it.
  

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Reply #52 - Jul 31st, 2022 at 1:27pm
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I'm sure DDO is probably the best at this extremely specific niche with an extremely small market cap, but my whole point was that it's probably not healthy to confine ourselves to just this one genre.


I don't confine myself to just this one genre. In fact I don't know anyone who does. I know there ARE people who play DDO and DDO exclusively, and those are the ones ruining the game(probably the only people who can use reaper crafting are those who play 60 hours a week).


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Anyway to answer your question about FE: yeah, there are two games on the DS, although one is Japan-exclusive. There are also FE games for the GBA, SNES, NES, Gamecube, Wii, 3DS, and Switch. Most of the older ones you could probably emulate. Combat is turn-based. Basically it's what happens if you marry JRPG conventions with turn-based strategy games.


That actually sounds like a lot of fun. Is the 3DS one any good? I bought the 3DS XL and never actually used it lol.
  

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Reply #53 - Aug 1st, 2022 at 5:36pm
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noamineo wrote on Jul 31st, 2022 at 1:27pm:
(probably the only people who can use reaper crafting are those who play 60 hours a week).



This is not true. You just need to play reaper, which you have regularly stated you don't.
  
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Reply #54 - Aug 1st, 2022 at 6:03pm
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Shinyshoes wrote on Aug 1st, 2022 at 5:36pm:
This is not true. You just need to play reaper, which you have regularly stated you don't.


So how much do you play and do you pick up enough reaper items to make use of reaper crafting?
  

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Reply #55 - Aug 1st, 2022 at 7:58pm
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3DS FE was the dark age of the series if you ask me. FE Echoes Shadows of Valentia is an okay game, but Awakening was horrendous, and Fates is a mixed bag, even according to those games' biggest fans.

Shinyshoes wrote on Aug 1st, 2022 at 5:36pm:
This is not true. You just need to play reaper, which you have regularly stated you don't.


The truth is probably somewhere in the middle. I doubt anyone who plays the game casually will ever get to 2.5m reaper exp - it definitely takes more effort than "just play reaper." At the same time, it's not exactly out of reach if you TR/RR/ER and run all your quests on R1. Still would take awhile, I'd imagine.

With regards to actually pulling enough reaper bonus items to make use of the forge... and keeping them in your inventory long enough until you've gotten 2.5m rexp... well, that sounds even more tedious. According to the wiki, 1 reaper bonus item = 1 reaper fragment, so you'd need 100 reaper items to get even one bonus.

Currently I have around 600k rexp (idk how I got this many, since I mostly run solo elites) and have only ever gotten 1 reaper bonus item. At this rate, I'd have 60m rexp by the time I get enough fragments for one bonus. Can't imagine the degree of no-lifing/repetitive Borderlands grind it takes to get enough fragments to get enough reaper shards. So it's something that's not even on my backburner. I'd rather just play elites, chill, and have fun.
  
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Reply #56 - Aug 1st, 2022 at 8:33pm
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3DS FE was the dark age of the series if you ask me. FE Echoes Shadows of Valentia is an okay game, but Awakening was horrendous, and Fates is a mixed bag, even according to those games' biggest fans.


Well I have a regular DS and a 3DS and am looking for a nice turn-based RPG to play on the toilet/in line at the grocery store; what do you recommend?

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The truth is probably somewhere in the middle. I doubt anyone who plays the game casually will ever get to 2.5m reaper exp - it definitely takes more effort than "just play reaper." At the same time, it's not exactly out of reach if you TR/RR/ER and run all your quests on R1. Still would take awhile, I'd imagine.

With regards to actually pulling enough reaper bonus items to make use of the forge... and keeping them in your inventory long enough until you've gotten 2.5m rexp... well, that sounds even more tedious. According to the wiki, 1 reaper bonus item = 1 reaper fragment, so you'd need 100 reaper items to get even one bonus.

Currently I have around 600k rexp (idk how I got this many, since I mostly run solo elites) and have only ever gotten 1 reaper bonus item. At this rate, I'd have 60m rexp by the time I get enough fragments for one bonus. Can't imagine the degree of no-lifing/repetitive Borderlands grind it takes to get enough fragments to get enough reaper shards. So it's something that's not even on my backburner. I'd rather just play elites, chill, and have fun.


They definitely made the reaper grind-wall too soul-crushing. I'm currently sitting at something like 22 reaper points; to get to 23 I need another 39,000 RXP or so. With all applicable bonuses(first time completion, daily play-through, xp potion, etc) a quest on R4 grants me... maybe 345 RXP. And that 39k is just to get 1 more point. Its perfectly possible, but the effort-to-reward ratio is so bad that I no longer find it remotely worthwhile to grind RXP. Easier to simply play on R1 and forget the whole system even exists.
  

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Re: How blind and a stupid cunt you have to be?
Reply #57 - Aug 1st, 2022 at 10:44pm
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noamineo wrote on Jul 31st, 2022 at 1:27pm:
That actually sounds like a lot of fun. Is the 3DS one any good? I bought the 3DS XL and never actually used it lol.


You and dickgouger should get married, play3DS together and start your own website called 3DSVault where you fellate each other to the disgust of the other half retards who join your site.
  

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Reply #58 - Aug 2nd, 2022 at 11:25am
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FE11 (Shadow Dragon) is a good one, if you can find it. Dunno how expensive it is these days. FE12 was the only other one on the DS and it was never released outside of Japan. Outside of those, I'm sure you could probably emulate the older ones on a smartphone too.
  
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Reply #59 - Aug 2nd, 2022 at 2:17pm
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FE11 (Shadow Dragon) is a good one, if you can find it. Dunno how expensive it is these days. FE12 was the only other one on the DS and it was never released outside of Japan. Outside of those, I'm sure you could probably emulate the older ones on a smartphone too.


Emulation's too much effort. What I love(d) about the DS was the ability to simply snap the lid shut and drop it in my pocket, no pausing/saving/manipulation required. Could keep a game running for months on end. By contrast I even owned a ported version of Final Fantasy(i rightfully don't recall which one) for my smartphone, and had to painstakingly launch and wait for it to load every time I wanted to play. Definitely #firtworld problems but still doesn't fill the niche role I'm after.

So I found the carts for shadow dragon on eBay, I can either spend about $14 or $54. My guess is the cheaper one is counterfeit.
  

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Reply #60 - Aug 17th, 2022 at 9:29pm
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I'd rather continue to play for free, occasionally enjoying the nostalgia DDO gives me, and then give my money to developers who actually give a shit. That's, again, how a free market economy should work - you spend your money on quality products made by people who care. If DDO goes belly up, I honestly am not sure I would care too much. At any rate, bankruptcy doesn't happen overnight, and it's not like Turbine doesn't have time to improve. They've had an entire decade of continuously fucking up almost everything good that still remains in their withered, moribund husk of a game corpse.


This is an entirely inaccurate representation of a free market MK economy. In a free market economy, a company do whatever the fuck they want with limited or no regulation. I think what you describe is consumer confidence. People invest in what they see as value. Despite all the bugs, QoL issues and lack of devs understanding the players and game itself, it’s still a fun game. I still invest because I enjoy it. I question the boycott tactics by some if they still play and enjoy, but hey that’s your choice. The same as it is others choice to continue to financially support the game.

And I agree that if you think you will change SSG by boycotting, that will only result in them deciding to invest elsewhere. DDoO literally runs on a shoe string budget already. The devs have to pick and choose where they spend their time.
  
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Reply #61 - Aug 17th, 2022 at 9:43pm
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contessor wrote on Aug 17th, 2022 at 9:29pm:
This is an entirely inaccurate representation of a free market MK economy. In a free market economy, a company do whatever the fuck they want with limited or no regulation. I think what you describe is consumer confidence. People invest in what they see as value. Despite all the bugs, QoL issues and lack of devs understanding the players and game itself, it’s still a fun game. I still invest because I enjoy it. I question the boycott tactics by some if they still play and enjoy, but hey that’s your choice. The same as it is others choice to continue to financially support the game.

And I agree that if you think you will change SSG by boycotting, that will only result in them deciding to invest elsewhere. DDoO literally runs on a shoe string budget already. The devs have to pick and choose where they spend their time.


A better choice for SSG would be to actually listen to the paying players as to what we actually want them to spend money on. They get a hundred suggestions a day on the motherboards and ignore every single one of them. Its sort of like if the players state unequivocally that they want some specific, simple thing, SSG deliberately doesn't do it. Its almost as if they see the player base as a petulant child asking repeatedly for a toy at the store, and they have to deny it to us for no other reason than because we asked.
  

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Reply #62 - Aug 18th, 2022 at 9:46am
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contessor wrote on Aug 17th, 2022 at 9:29pm:
DDoO literally runs on a shoe string budget


average individual income in boston is 38k a year and i can off hand think of 6 entities who probably consider ddo a job. for a perspective, google says that a mcdonalds cashier tops out at 41k. so im comfortable assuming that theres at least 6 employees making at least 38k annually (because of the oppressive cashier glass ceiling they are willing to take the loss for comfort) just in payroll that would be 228,000 dollars a year. ddo came out in 2006, which is 16 years ago. if we assume that they have always had just 6 people and ignore inflation, that would be $3,648,000 in payroll. so just to break even with this intentionally undercalculated cost of existance, ddo would have to also had generated 3,648,000 in the same time frame. at the absolute minimum, ddo MUST have successfully sold $3,648,000 worth of game play licenses. this completely ignores all their other projects, the myriad of other employees that i arbitrarily excluded from existence, any logical overhead or necessary reinvestments. according to google, "Generally, payroll expenses that fall between 15 to 30 percent of gross revenue is the safe zone for most types of businesses." lets give turbine the benefit of the doubt and assume payroll is 33% of their income. thats a bottom end estimate of $10,944,000 gross earnings over 16 years.

under these circumstances i dont believe time or money are valid explanations for failing to address particular concerns of its consumer base. something else motivates these decisions and inactions.
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Reply #63 - Aug 18th, 2022 at 10:13am
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They must pay Jerry more then that.His grocery bill must be large and he has support payments.Just buying clothes he needs to be tailored would cost a lot too. I thought jobs like that paid a lot more. It would make me happy to know they get paid at the lower end.
  
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Reply #64 - Aug 18th, 2022 at 11:24am
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That's a pretty good breakdown, eighnuss. It's another reason not to spend any money on the declining game: it obviously doesn't change anything either way.
  
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Reply #65 - Aug 18th, 2022 at 2:25pm
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That's a pretty good breakdown, eighnuss. It's another reason not to spend any money on the declining game: it obviously doesn't change anything either way.


Fat jerry gets paid peanuts, almost literally. And they're still over-paying him. He's a "community manager", his job consists of moderating the forums and posting news shit. And he appears to be the only moderator(most games would have dozens of volunteer moderators). He stays in the job because A) "video game community manager" doesn't look very good on a resume, and B) he's unemployable anywhere else.
  

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Reply #66 - Aug 19th, 2022 at 9:18am
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noamineo wrote on Aug 18th, 2022 at 2:25pm:
Fat jerry gets paid peanuts, almost literally. And they're still over-paying him.


source: his ass

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Actual footage of Jerry getting paid:

  

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That must be an old clip when he first started because he has put on at least 450lbs on that.
  
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Reply #69 - Aug 20th, 2022 at 3:21am
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Latetotheparty wrote on Aug 19th, 2022 at 1:15pm:
That must be an old clip when he first started because he has put on at least 450lbs on that.


The pale skin is accurate but where's the acne?
  

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