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Aug 20th, 2022 at 10:56am
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Tolero and Cordo had a kid together. What do you think it would look like?
  
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Reply #1 - Aug 20th, 2022 at 10:57am
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Let’s assume they didn’t eat it.
  
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Reply #2 - Aug 20th, 2022 at 11:11am
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That would be one ugly, and therefore lonely, kid.

The kid could probably make a good case for a "wrongful life" suit against its parents.
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Reply #3 - Aug 20th, 2022 at 11:20am
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Googled "fattest thing ever" and found this plus what is sure to become my profile picture.

  
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Reply #4 - Aug 20th, 2022 at 2:21pm
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Artists conception:

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Qwz6PoFfzZdWk3_fdtSBoQHaEVpid=ImgDet&rs=1

Picture that, only morbidly obese.
  

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Reply #5 - Aug 20th, 2022 at 2:35pm
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Tolordo
  

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Reply #6 - Aug 20th, 2022 at 6:28pm
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Geez people, I know the mindset shrinks on this side the moment you hit the page. I enjoy it, feels like vacation. But you hit a new low with this thread. Not even 12-year olds talk crap like this.
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Reply #7 - Aug 20th, 2022 at 6:43pm
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Snu Snu wrote on Aug 20th, 2022 at 6:28pm:
Geez people, I know the mindset shrinks on this side the moment you hit the page. I enjoy it, feels like vacation. But you hit a new low with this thread. Not even 12-year olds talk crap like this.


What if they were exceptionally bored twelve year olds?
  

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Reply #8 - Aug 21st, 2022 at 9:18am
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Snu Snu wrote on Aug 20th, 2022 at 6:28pm:
Geez people, I know the mindset shrinks on this side the moment you hit the page. I enjoy it, feels like vacation. But you hit a new low with this thread. Not even 12-year olds talk crap like this.


once more, like always, i am forced to take the most extreme political position on the vault- the center. the thread is too fucking stupid to ignore, shitty behavior should be noticed and shamed. this thread sucks. theres plenty of valid reasons and accurate ways to shit on people, i guarantee i could come up with some for the subjects of this thread. it is your method that is gay and retarded. this serves no purpose, it has no substance. it is proverbial tits on a bull, or more fitting to the times, penis on a woman

however it is in no way a new low, a benchmark of heinousness, anuddah shoah, etc. in fact i would go so far as to say 12 yr olds DO talk specifically about crap like this. i believe it is an absolutely widespread phenomenon for people to consider the implications of a spawn between two people in a malicious nature. in fact there's a variety of websites that have done this, some for the memes and others as a business.

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The results are absolutely horrifying.




  

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Reply #9 - Aug 21st, 2022 at 4:43pm
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Snu Snu wrote on Aug 20th, 2022 at 6:28pm:
Geez people, I know the mindset shrinks on this side the moment you hit the page. I enjoy it, feels like vacation. But you hit a new low with this thread. Not even 12-year olds talk crap like this.


I'm insulted.  It's like you've totally forgotten everything KNN and I have done on the vault over the past decade.  I've done worse dozens, if not hundreds of times, than this.
  

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Reply #10 - Aug 21st, 2022 at 6:48pm
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I blocked KNN back in the day, tbh.
  

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Reply #11 - Aug 21st, 2022 at 7:17pm
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Snu Snu wrote on Aug 21st, 2022 at 6:48pm:
I blocked KNN back in the day, tbh.


I miss the KNN Ignore Script(TM).
  

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Reply #12 - Aug 22nd, 2022 at 2:48pm
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noamineo wrote on Aug 21st, 2022 at 7:17pm:
I miss the KNN Ignore Script(TM).


That idiot hasn't logged in in nearly 5 years so there's hardly any use for the script.  Only you would miss something that has zero value.

A noamineo ignore script on the other hand would be very valuable and most likely very popular these days.
  

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Reply #13 - Aug 22nd, 2022 at 2:52pm
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The Real Grand wrote on Aug 22nd, 2022 at 2:48pm:
A noamineo ignore script on the other hand would be very valuable and most likely very popular these days.


I would buy that.
  

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Reply #14 - Aug 22nd, 2022 at 4:15pm
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Is Noamineo not the child?
  
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Reply #15 - Aug 22nd, 2022 at 5:46pm
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The Real Grand wrote on Aug 22nd, 2022 at 2:48pm:
That idiot hasn't logged in in nearly 5 years so there's hardly any use for the script.  Only you would miss something that has zero value.

A noamineo ignore script on the other hand would be very valuable and most likely very popular these days.


You realize the script could be easily edited to ignore anyone you pleased, right? That's how we dealt with KNN changing his username 5 times an hour. If the script still worked I'd appreciate if you used it to ignore me.
  

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Reply #16 - Aug 22nd, 2022 at 7:33pm
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Snu Snu wrote on Aug 21st, 2022 at 6:48pm:
I blocked KNN back in the day, tbh.


There's a block feature on the vault? The more you know, I guess.

As for noamineo, I find it funny how a lot of people here seem to get mad at him, for no good reason. On multiple occasions, he's said things with which I 100% disagree, but so what? He's harmless at worst, and actually contributes to discussion at best - even if you think he's an idiot.

KNN was categorically and completely different. Not even the same ballpark, and it should be obvious why.
  
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Reply #17 - Aug 22nd, 2022 at 10:42pm
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There's a block feature on the vault? The more you know, I guess.

As for noamineo, I find it funny how a lot of people here seem to get mad at him, for no good reason. On multiple occasions, he's said things with which I 100% disagree, but so what? He's harmless at worst, and actually contributes to discussion at best - even if you think he's an idiot.

KNN was categorically and completely different. Not even the same ballpark, and it should be obvious why.


Ideally, a noamineo ignore script would also ignore you as a bonus.
  

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Reply #18 - Aug 22nd, 2022 at 11:49pm
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Gunga wrote on Aug 22nd, 2022 at 10:42pm:
Ideally, a noamineo ignore script would also ignore you as a bonus.


Why don't you just cut out the script and ignore everyone? That way we all win.
  

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Reply #19 - Aug 23rd, 2022 at 3:52am
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noamineo wrote on Aug 22nd, 2022 at 11:49pm:
Why don't you just cut out the script and ignore everyone? That way we all win.


I bet childproof lids are just hell for you.
  
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Reply #20 - Aug 23rd, 2022 at 6:11am
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noamineo wrote on Aug 22nd, 2022 at 5:46pm:
I'd appreciate if you used it to ignore me.


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noamineo wrote on Aug 22nd, 2022 at 11:49pm:
Why don't you just cut out the script and ignore everyone? That way we all win.


I'd prefer you lose.
  

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Reply #22 - Aug 23rd, 2022 at 7:26pm
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Gunga wrote on Aug 23rd, 2022 at 1:26pm:
I'd prefer you lose.


Given the amount of energy you expend insulting strangers on the internet, you are clearly the loser in this exchange.
  

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Reply #23 - Aug 23rd, 2022 at 9:06pm
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noamineo wrote on Aug 23rd, 2022 at 7:26pm:
Given the amount of energy you expend insulting strangers on the internet, you are clearly the loser in this exchange.


Successful troll is successful.
  

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