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Any Guesses to What Breaks 1st in U59?
Apr 24th, 2023 at 6:44pm
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I got a poll going with the Topic of what is Completely Broken on release of Update 59: And the Poll is for Vault Cred (😂😂😂) but more importantly the total amusement of the fuckery that is DDO.      So the Poll is A-D pick below:                                                                              A. Will they totally nuke that hamster they call a server dead with these performance updates on the weekend they release and do a roll back?                                                                 B. Will they fuck up with the math with the feats and past lives of everyone in the game and delete shit we have done?                                                                             C. Will they fuck up R10 Nerf so badly that instead of doing a deduction of caster dps nerf it’s a complete cut because they lack the capacity to code right?                     D. They will somehow do all the above and when they find out it happened they have to do a total server shut down over the weekend and for the downtime they think it’s ok to reimburse the player base with some kind of shit covered middle finder to the paying customers again and give us some stupid shit like +10 Resist Pots…..                my Vote is for A So far 😂😂😂
  

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Re: Any Guesses to What Breaks 1st in U59?
Reply #1 - Apr 24th, 2023 at 6:46pm
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Kelltore wrote on Apr 24th, 2023 at 6:44pm:
I got a poll going with the Topic of what is Completely Broken on release of Update 59: And the Poll is for Vault Cred (😂😂😂) but more importantly the total amusement of the fuckery that is DDO.      So the Poll is A-D pick below:                                                                              A. Will they totally nuke that hamster they call a server dead with these performance updates on the weekend they release and do a roll back?                                                                 B. Will they fuck up with the math with the feats and past lives of everyone in the game and delete shit we have done?                                                                             C. Will they fuck up R10 Nerf so badly that instead of doing a deduction of caster dps nerf it’s a complete cut because they lack the capacity to code right?                     D. They will somehow do all the above and when they find out it happened they have to do a total server shut down over the weekend and for the downtime they think it’s ok to reimburse the player base with some kind of shit covered middle finder to the paying customers again and give us some stupid shit like +10 Resist Pots…..                my Vote is for A So far 😂😂😂

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Re: Any Guesses to What Breaks 1st in U59?
Reply #2 - Apr 24th, 2023 at 7:08pm
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My money's on anything bank-related. They have fucked up storage from every possible level from concept to execution.
  

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Reply #3 - Apr 24th, 2023 at 8:10pm
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So 1-A, 1-D from a Legend Himself, And 1 Option E. Now added As a Bank Issue that I didn’t initially think of but should Have Thanks Noam.  Grin
  

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Reply #4 - Apr 24th, 2023 at 11:50pm
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My will to live...
  

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Reply #5 - Apr 25th, 2023 at 12:42am
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Alex DeLarge wrote on Apr 24th, 2023 at 11:50pm:
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You are 655321!
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Reply #6 - Apr 25th, 2023 at 5:49pm
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Alex DeLarge wrote on Apr 24th, 2023 at 11:50pm:
My will to live...

I’m most definitely with you there, these nerfs are dumb I’m just hoping they don’t break the game with the performance updates.
  

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Reply #7 - Apr 25th, 2023 at 5:54pm
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The 32-bit client won't work from what I'm hearing.
  

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Reply #8 - Apr 25th, 2023 at 6:01pm
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Standing Stone Games wrote on Apr 25th, 2023 at 5:54pm:
The 32-bit client won't work from what I'm hearing.

Damm 🦫 That sucks for a lot of people and the first I heard about it thanks for the information on that! I’ll have to install a new hardware or buy a new PC probably if that’s the case which is just something that was needed on a 12 year old laptop lol 😂 my laptop might as well be called Spuds because it’s about to be a mashed potato soon 😂😂
  

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Reply #9 - Apr 25th, 2023 at 6:24pm
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I'm hoping for the store to fail, that way their shitty, "Nerf it so they buy more p2w stuff" strategy tanks.
  
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Reply #10 - Apr 25th, 2023 at 7:17pm
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Shinyshoes wrote on Apr 25th, 2023 at 6:24pm:
I'm hoping for the store to fail, that way their shitty, "Nerf it so they buy more p2w stuff" strategy tanks.

That is the most dastardly and evil thing I can think of and most Hilarious, Thank you you made me
Laugh like Muttley!! I like this response 😂
  

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Reply #11 - Apr 25th, 2023 at 7:21pm
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Shinyshoes wrote on Apr 25th, 2023 at 6:24pm:
I'm hoping for the store to fail, that way their shitty, "Nerf it so they buy more p2w stuff" strategy tanks.


They would have to have an actual p2w strategy for that to help. Right now all they've got is a "pay to have a slightly less shitty time" strategy.
  

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Reply #12 - Apr 25th, 2023 at 7:30pm
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noamineo wrote on Apr 25th, 2023 at 7:21pm:
They would have to have an actual p2w strategy for that to help. Right now all they've got is a "pay to have a slightly less shitty time" strategy.

Dammit Noam Stop it I can’t breathe already from this laughter from the vault but you are right about they have to have had a plan to do the plan 😂😂😂
  

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Reply #13 - Apr 26th, 2023 at 2:27am
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noamineo wrote on Apr 25th, 2023 at 7:21pm:
They would have to have an actual p2w strategy for that to help. Right now all they've got is a "pay to have a slightly less shitty time" strategy.


Truth. It's hard to say they actually do the p2w builds BS when they also pull stuff like gleefully fix a from-launch-day throwing speed bug that pushes them into the stratosphere for free, effectively undoing two rounds of nerfs and then some.

They're not evil geniuses keeping player power for ransom. They're just dumb.
  
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Reply #14 - Apr 26th, 2023 at 11:41am
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The behind the scenes way they caculate bonuses will make some not work at all.

Something will be monumentally fucked with healing in reaper.

Those are my 2 guesses.
  

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Reply #15 - Apr 26th, 2023 at 12:10pm
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Standing Stone Games wrote on Apr 25th, 2023 at 5:54pm:
The 32-bit client won't work from what I'm hearing.

Yep, they broke the 32-bit client.

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Reply #16 - Apr 26th, 2023 at 12:10pm
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Yea these are all good Guesses of what could happen and no shade to anyone here but I’m taking the day to not Complain though about DDO, The Development Team or what they could or could not break, I’m Mourning the Loss of a Friend and Developer named Humblefriar for what he did for me when I was younger and don’t want to deal with the Vault Today. I wish you all many Blessings in your  adventures and your Life today even the
People that normally talk shit on me, I wish you all blessings of Health and Fortune. I’ll be back tomorrow depending on Interviews.
  

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