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Jun 26th, 2009 at 2:50am
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#1 RULE: DON'T MAKE STRAKE WORK!

Yeah, I know, we're here to get away from the rules.  Bear with me here, I'll make this brief.

  • Keep the forum safe for work, image-wise.  By this, I mean have some consideration for the slackers amongst us... instead of hotlinking that image of you fornicating with a sheep, link it and note that it is "NSFW" (Not Safe For Work).  Tagging a thread as NSFW will meet this requirement.   Smiley and  Smiley smilies are also an appropriate way to indicate "NSFW" content.
  • Don't reveal someone else's personal information.  Just keep it reasonable.  Call someone by their first name?  Not really an issue.  Post their credit card number?  Too far.
  • New rules can be added at the staff's discretion.
  • Staff may respond to specific incidents not covered by these rules as required.

You may use whatever language you feel is appropriate.

To give you an idea of how I envision this forum being moderated: aside from correcting minor things like changing a questionable hotlink to a URL, very little. 
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Reply #1 - Jul 17th, 2014 at 11:49pm
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I fucked up at work today and was browsing this site without noscript enabled to disable all the pictures.

After getting my second warning for viewing objectionable material whilst on this site, it definitely no longer meets safe for work criteria at my workplace.

Allowing all the signatures clearly turned into a stepping stone, most of the top threads in DDO Discussion all fail to meet the threshold at my offices.

All links below are NSFW.
TWF or new single weapon feats. Whats better?
U22 Patch 2 on Live
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I got a new trick - infinite guild reknown, etc..

I like boobs as much as the next guy, but with the proliferation of boobs here, we could compete with r/girlsgonewild now.
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Reply #2 - Jul 18th, 2014 at 10:29am
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http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1387033847

All you had to do was put some effort into winning the poll where you had an unlimited number of votes...

Feel free to start a new poll. On this subject, I will sway to the will of the people.
  
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I agree that the little boobie-obsessed, no-sex-life, kiddie basement dwellers are posting boob-pics all over the place now.  And yes, for those of you folks with real jobs, a NSFW tag on those posts seems appropriate.  So I endorse your message.
  
OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...  I mean, look at my post count...
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I've resorted to disabling all pictures through browser preferences. Can't risk the wrath of the computer police.
  
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 18th, 2014 at 9:16pm:
I agree that the little boobie-obsessed, no-sex-life, kiddie basement dwellers are posting boob-pics all over the place now.  And yes, for those of you folks with real jobs, a NSFW tag on those posts seems appropriate.  So I endorse your message.


So you are in the former group, and not "those of you folks with real jobs.". Ah, fake writer/waiter. Boobies aren't an issue. Then again, you just refocus your daddy's abuse with:

IMARANGER wrote on Jul 15th, 2014 at 9:17pm:
ejaculating
blows his load
daddy's throbbing cock
retarded soreass
perpetually sore ass. 
I'm trying to get him to use lube.


Yeah, IMA, nice try.
  
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Your are stupider.

IMARANGER wrote on Aug 16th, 2014 at 6:54pm:
I'm fantasizing about your small penis right now. 
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H8Tank wrote on Jul 19th, 2014 at 10:00am:
So you are in the former group, and not "those of you folks with real jobs.". Ah, fake writer/waiter. Boobies aren't an issue.


Hi, Stalker.  I don't mind having a stalker.  Keep up the good work.
  
OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...  I mean, look at my post count...
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 19th, 2014 at 8:27pm:
Keep up the good work.


No problem. Just keep posting your vile and vulgar daddy-rape induced mind vomit, and I will point out was a sad little semen obsessed fecal freak you are. Aw, did the bad boobies scare you? Did your sister/mom catch you looking and get the wire hangers again? No wonder you are so angry here and need to vent. The easiest way to tell that you have lost an argument is to see when you just spout off insults and crap like I redacted above--which is most of your posts. Dumdum.
  
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Your are stupider.

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Can those with a job actually work instead of browsing on a forum while being at work??? Some discipline, please. Else, moar boobies are never bad.
  
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onions wrote on Jul 20th, 2014 at 11:01am:
Can those with a job actually work instead of browsing on a forum while being at work???


I do & then I have lunch at my desk.
  
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onions wrote on Jul 20th, 2014 at 11:01am:
Can those with a job actually work instead of browsing on a forum while being at work??? Some discipline, please. Else, moar boobies are never bad.


Get a girlfriend?  Use Bing to find your porn?  Hit up YouPorn or PornTube or whatever you want?  Are you such the desperate kind of little tardfuck that you need to get your boobie-fix here?  So sad.  Dumdum.
  
OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...  I mean, look at my post count...
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H8Tank wrote on Jul 20th, 2014 at 7:51am:
The easiest way to tell that you have lost an argument...


I don't think you know what an argument is.  I assure you that an argument isn't that screwdriver you're currently trying to extract from your anus.
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OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...  I mean, look at my post count...
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Reply #12 - Jul 20th, 2014 at 9:46pm
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Sorry gays  lost the poll. Boobies are here now.
  
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New Poll
  
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H8Tank and his sockpuppets "onions" and "DiddleDoo" should all be ignored.
  
OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...  I mean, look at my post count...
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 20th, 2014 at 10:00pm:
H8Tank and his sockpuppets "onions" and "DiddleDoo" should all be ignored.


No one cares enough about the vault to make fucking sock puppet accounts here. If you need a sock puppet account on a TROLL BOARD...  Huh
  
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DiddleDoo wrote on Jul 20th, 2014 at 10:05pm:
No one cares enough about the vault to make fucking sock puppet accounts here. If you need a sock puppet account on a TROLL BOARD...  Huh


So says H8Tank's sockpuppet.
  
OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...  I mean, look at my post count...
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onions wrote on Jul 20th, 2014 at 11:01am:
Can those with a job actually work instead of browsing on a forum while being at work??? Some discipline, please. Else, moar boobies are never bad.


What? You expect me to waste my free time here?
  
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 20th, 2014 at 10:00pm:
H8Tank and his sockpuppets "onions" and "DiddleDoo" should all be ignored.

Bad publicity still publicity? I can stand on my own, thank you, don't need aggro management by a h8tank. Now go back to work or do something useful. For example, try and distinguish between a bad joke and a serious point of view. I wish you all the best.

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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 20th, 2014 at 10:09pm:
So says H8Tank's sockpuppet.


How cute. I used to call your mom "patrol sock" for a while, before she got to be too clingy.

H8Tank has sock puppets accounts?  That is really funny, dumdum.
  
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H8Tank wrote on Jul 21st, 2014 at 2:54pm:
H8Tank has sock puppets


Hey, you said it.
  
OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 19th, 2014 at 8:27pm:
Hi, Stalker.  I don't mind having a stalker.  Keep up the good work.


Stalkers are great for flattery. And notches on your belt when they attempt suicide (sorry if that bothers anyone, didn't mean to delve into your past).

Additionally, if you're ever hard up for sex, they're just a phone call away - and right outside your window.
  
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 18th, 2014 at 9:16pm:
I agree that the little boobie-obsessed, no-sex-life, kiddie basement dwellers are posting boob-pics all over the place now.  And yes, for those of you folks with real jobs, a NSFW tag on those posts seems appropriate.  So I endorse your message.


Boobie-obsessed is the only way to live.

If you like cock, I'm ok with that. You go hard now.

But...boobs...breasts...nipples...life...
  
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Ass..Butts...Cheeks...Pussy

Let's thank whoever came up with the Brazilian butt lift.

Tits are nice but nothing beats a bitch with a thick ass.
  
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Verily, thou African-Americans are rightfully homosexual of orientation.
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