You get that special delivery of seafood I made to your house this afternoon?  We were flying a little west of Vegas over where you live as we headed to Gencon so I airmailed a seafood log to your backdoor from 37000 feet.  If you pick at it enough, I am sure you will find a little salmon and some dungeness crab inside the package 

Enjoy!

Jax

Hey Strak,

I am the VP of Cardhaus Games (www.cardhaus.com - shameless plug and we do alot of these conventions all across the US every year.  Nice travel bene's but sucks to have to work when most of the action is going on during the days as convention floors get damn hard after several 8 hour days standing around hawking games. 

I'm gonna try to sneak overt to Jillians on Friday and see if I can get a plug in for the Vault but I am not sure how Jerry feels about us.  I was thinking of having a shirt made to the effect of "ddovault.com - no mods, just the truth" to plug this place and piss off the T-cocksucker.  My real fun will be at Pax-Seattle where I fully plan to drop by the Turdbine booth and let Tarrant know what a piece of shit he is if he has a set of stones to actually make the trip out.

Later from Indy where it is 95 fucking degrees, 65% humidity and raining like a 2 cunted cow pissing on a flat rock.........

Len

Jaxx wrote on Aug 4^th, 2010 at 10:08pm:


LMFAO.
This is the best send off I have ever read.

make sure your t-shirt has a Greenis logo!

oh! give us the specs to the shirt ie logo size etc. i'll make one on my side here and get the CE sg players to make too 

I bought a Munchkin expansion from Cardhaus!

SoulDecay wrote on Aug 5^th, 2010 at 10:22am:


Normally I'd tell ya to go eat a dick but since I do not know the whole story and this IS the Vault,  I'll just tell you to go eat a dick instead!

If there really was an issue, let me know, and I'll look into it for ya and do what I can to right a wrong.

Jax

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Munchkin ROX!

Jaxx wrote on Aug 5^th, 2010 at 10:25pm:


I'm semi-serious. (except about the "die in a fire" part, that was just vaultism.)

It was 5+ years ago, before I had a 3 year old and my local friends moved in different directions, which resulted in the death of 98% of my non-online gaming, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details, but it was something like, they said they mailed something a month before the Con I was preparing for, no tracking number, didn't get it, called them, they swore they mailed it, but didn't have a tracking number. Kept calling them and magically there was a tracking number that was dated 3 weeks after my order, and didn't get the cards until after I got back from the Con, by which point I didn't need the cards (I had beg/borrow/stole/bought what I needed), but they wouldn't accept a return (even though the box was unopened.)

Something like that.

Whatever. Shit happens. Maybe I'll use them again when Lucas is old enough to game with. Maybe not.