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Shaamis Waterworks Kobold Offline Give...me....the.... damn....BOTTLE!! Posts: 137 Location: Akron, OH Joined: Jul 1^st, 2009 Gender:	Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 2:36pm	Print Post
	...or in game for that matter. I know I'm being WAY to helpful, and possibly preventing a LOT of hilarious posts, but since this forum is for shit like this: 1) do not ask questions for things you can test yourself in less than a minute. It makes you look lazy, and LAZY. 2) apply self-awareness. ask yourself if you REALLY need to ask such a dumbass question. example: "...does anyone know what rage spell does?.." 3) Research, research, RESEARCH. WHY would anyone look stupid on purpose, when a little bit of research can allow you to maintain everyone's general doubt of your stupidity, while actually learning the game. 4) Finally (for now) DO NOT beg for "any free plat?" in game. (happened to me yesterday). If you do, I will summon the giant fist of anal-death upon you and all of your offspring for eternity. sorry, bad day at work. Remember: always drink one for Shaamis! P.S. Feel free to add your own stupid things NOT to do on forums or in game.

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Haizi Waterworks Kobold Offline Laugh at yourself, we laugh at you all the time Posts: 137 Location: Bermuda Triangle Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #1 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 2:50pm	Print Post
	Shaamis, are you posting this because the guy who asked the stupid question of trying to run two toons from one accout at the same time? Dont forget, if your going to attack someone, make sure you know what your talking about. And if your going to post how your better than someone, make sure you can back it up with proof. Ive laught at a lot of people that go and mae themselves seem upber, and then they die fighting an elemental. Or even the rouge ( dont remeber the name otherwise would name them) that told Ram to shut up and get going when he was explaing vod to some new members and the first thing this rogue did was forget to do the traps, and killed both clerics on elite, then said how he did it 40 times before.

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Harkins Waterworks Kobold Offline Professional Stuntcock Posts: 106 Location: Missouri Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #2 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 3:05pm	Print Post
	And remember to ask, 'Does anyone really give a fuck'

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Shaamis Waterworks Kobold Offline Give...me....the.... damn....BOTTLE!! Posts: 137 Location: Akron, OH Joined: Jul 1^st, 2009 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #3 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 3:39pm	Print Post
	I posted this because I see a lot more of this happening in the game, as well as the ddo forums. When I start to see it happening HERE, I have to put up the fist of anal-death in protest. The post where someone asked about having two characters from the same account on DDO at the same time, I knew the answer already because 1) i was pretty sure you couldn't, otherwise 30 people would be sharing one account, each with one character, enjoying VIP benefits. 2) I periodically dual-box, and for the hell of it, tried it once. My primary comp dc'ed when I logged in with the other. His post single-handedly, did not cause my post, but it was the straw that broke the camels back. I had the serious WTF moment when I was in the Pheonix tavern, and a lvl 16 character asked me for spare plat. That added a whole bale of hay to the camel's back. I love ya Haizi,and I dont claim to know it all, but the basics I have down pretty well. Remember: Drink one for Shaamis!

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Shaamis Waterworks Kobold Offline Give...me....the.... damn....BOTTLE!! Posts: 137 Location: Akron, OH Joined: Jul 1^st, 2009 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #4 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 3:42pm	Print Post
	Haizi wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 2:50pm: Ive laughed at a lot of people that go and make themselves seem uber, and then they die fighting an elemental. Or even the rogue (dont remember the name otherwise would name them) that told Ram to shut up and get going when he was explaining vod to some new members and the first thing this rogue did was forget to do the traps, and killed both clerics on elite, then said how he did it 40 times before. LOL, I think I remember that one!

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Haizi Waterworks Kobold Offline Laugh at yourself, we laugh at you all the time Posts: 137 Location: Bermuda Triangle Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #5 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 3:43pm	Print Post
	Yea yea. I should stop posting really until i get some sleep really. But I can understand where your coming from.

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Ashurr Stormreaver Piker Offline C'est le bonton roulette Posts: 563 Location: Niflheimr Joined: Jul 23^rd, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #6 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 4:17pm	Print Post
	Before posting, always ask yourself; "Is what I'm about to post sound like it came out of Louis the IVth's mouth?" If the answer is yes, desist from posting and follow these instructions: 1. Grab a frizbee 2. Fold it in half 3. Cram the frizbee as far into your cocksucker as you can 4. Let go of the frizbee 5. Redeem yourself of the French taint, and die like a fuckin man.

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Axeman Waterworks Kobold Offline ESAD Posts: 140 Location: Misery Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #7 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 6:32pm	Print Post
	Oh in game? yeah I got some for yer ass. If you do not have speakers or headphones and CANNOT hear the others in your party when they speak. You know when their name lights up green??? Fucking TELL SOMEONE that you are NOT USING voice chat, and you DON'T have FUCKING SPEAKERS!! FUCKING RANGERS. I hate GODDAMN RANGERS. I got over my hatred when Tempest first came out and people began to understand that rangers could do more than PEW PEW PEW PUKE! But the new blood is making my blood boil. OH and don't send me a tell that you are an Arcane Archer. I don't give a fuck. Even fucking Trolls are smart enough to switch to melee when some you close with them! OH and DON'T EVEN get me started on that mass camo bullshit! Fucking STUPIDITY!


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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #8 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 6:52pm	Print Post
	Ashurr wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 4:17pm: Before posting, always ask yourself; "Is what I'm about to post sound like it came out of Louis the IVth's mouth?" If the answer is yes, desist from posting and follow these instructions: 1. Grab a frizbee 2. Fold it in half 3. Cram the frizbee as far into your cocksucker as you can 4. Let go of the frizbee 5. Redeem yourself of the French taint, and die like a fuckin man. I think you mean Louis XVI. He was the one who got his head cut off. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XVI_of_France

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Shaamis Waterworks Kobold Offline Give...me....the.... damn....BOTTLE!! Posts: 137 Location: Akron, OH Joined: Jul 1^st, 2009 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #9 - Sep 10^th, 2010 at 5:00pm	Print Post
	Axeman wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 6:32pm: Oh in game? yeah I got some for yer ass. If you do not have speakers or headphones and CANNOT hear the others in your party when they speak. You know when their name lights up green??? Fucking TELL SOMEONE that you are NOT USING voice chat, and you DON'T have FUCKING SPEAKERS!! FUCKING RANGERS. I hate GODDAMN RANGERS. I got over my hatred when Tempest first came out and people began to understand that rangers could do more than PEW PEW PEW PUKE! But the new blood is making my blood boil. OH and don't send me a tell that you are an Arcane Archer. I don't give a fuck. Even fucking Trolls are smart enough to switch to melee when some you close with them! OH and DON'T EVEN get me started on that mass camo bullshit! Fucking STUPIDITY! Focus your anger Padawaan (sp?) and feel your power grow inside you......

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rev Jim American Azog Offline I GOT VEINS Posts: 3627 Location: South Alabama Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #10 - Oct 24^th, 2010 at 9:54pm	Print Post
	the whole "price check on this piece of shit +1 of blah" has started to get on my nerves. i mean really! i have all ways taken the average of the AH when i used to try to sell on trade. anyways I think its stupid and weak sauce to try that B.S.
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	Quote: Rev. Jim. He is the only guy here that posts quality, you should all learn from him.
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Antir Shroud Slacker Offline Hi Welcome Posts: 1297 Joined: Jul 1^st, 2009 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #11 - Oct 25^th, 2010 at 12:52am	Print Post
	Axeman wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 6:32pm: Oh in game? yeah I got some for yer ass. If you do not have speakers or headphones and CANNOT hear the others in your party when they speak. You know when their name lights up green??? Fucking TELL SOMEONE that you are NOT USING voice chat, and you DON'T have FUCKING SPEAKERS!! FUCKING RANGERS. I hate GODDAMN RANGERS. I got over my hatred when Tempest first came out and people began to understand that rangers could do more than PEW PEW PEW PUKE! But the new blood is making my blood boil. OH and don't send me a tell that you are an Arcane Archer. I don't give a fuck. Even fucking Trolls are smart enough to switch to melee when some you close with them! OH and DON'T EVEN get me started on that mass camo bullshit! Fucking STUPIDITY! Oh look an angry noob.

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Illiterate Titan Demolisher Offline Yataaaa Posts: 359 Location: France Joined: Jul 31^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #12 - Oct 25^th, 2010 at 5:36am	Print Post
	Ashurr wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 4:17pm: Before posting, always ask yourself; "Is what I'm about to post sound like it came out of Louis the IVth's mouth?" If the answer is yes, desist from posting and follow these instructions: 1. Grab a frizbee 2. Fold it in half 3. Cram the frizbee as far into your cocksucker as you can 4. Let go of the frizbee 5. Redeem yourself of the French taint, and die like a fuckin man. What's with you and the French?

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Antir Shroud Slacker Offline Hi Welcome Posts: 1297 Joined: Jul 1^st, 2009 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #13 - Oct 25^th, 2010 at 6:59am	Print Post
	Illiterate wrote on Oct 25^th, 2010 at 5:36am: What's with you and the French? You are stupid.

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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9960 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #14 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 3:52am	Print Post
	Illiterate wrote on Oct 25^th, 2010 at 5:36am: What's with you and the French? We are universally liked. grins After all we eat snails and frog legs, drink wine and speak a silly language... Anyway... I can doosh all I want, I am a Frog * Is message was brought to you by the Friendly Resident Frog, posted from a Telco Server room somewhere in Paris ( Fr ) Suburb*

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Illiterate Titan Demolisher Offline Yataaaa Posts: 359 Location: France Joined: Jul 31^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #15 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 4:15am	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Oct 26^th, 2010 at 3:52am: After all we eat snails and frog legs, drink wine and speak a silly language... I tried eating a snail once, never tried again. Never seen baked frogs. They call us stupid and all, but at least we have enough skills and respect to respond using their own language. Try playing a game in french with a french community. We don't have 30% of our population that's fat. And what about their houses made of wood in cyclonic areas? Drink pissbeer, eat junk food and watch american idol. Be proud of yourselves! ... Oh wait! I forgot the NRA and its millions of worshippers! "Oh look at me I have a big gun!" Remember Columbine High School, among many other massacres. And the police forces. Some unarmed guy steals an apple, runs away and the policemen will shoot him in the back. Because they're too fat and lazy to run after him. I bet if the Grease spell did exist, these guys would love it. I could go on with the religious fanatics their country is full of. "Oh snap! Rapture ain't today!" Edit: pic Have you seen our First Lady?
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Antir Shroud Slacker Offline Hi Welcome Posts: 1297 Joined: Jul 1^st, 2009 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #16 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 4:29am	Print Post
	Ok everybody next time there is a world war in Europe remember what Ykty has said here because the French wont need our help next time.
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Illiterate Titan Demolisher Offline Yataaaa Posts: 359 Location: France Joined: Jul 31^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #17 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 5:32am	Print Post
	You didn't do anything. You weren't born. Are you going to take credit for your grand....grandfather killing a bear 10.000BC? Antir wrote on Oct 26^th, 2010 at 4:29am: a world war in Europe Yeah and my house is mondialized. Easy to criticize when you have a 5000 miles wide ocean between you and the crazy german boy. What you call help is not. Your government just thought that a mad person like Hitler ruling over Europe was bad. It wasn't "hey, let's go help these guys!". It was "Errr ... bad thing happening, maybe we should do something so we're not next on the list."
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #18 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 8:38am	Print Post
	Illiterate wrote on Oct 26^th, 2010 at 5:32am: You didn't do anything. You weren't born. Are you going to take credit for your grand....grandfather killing a bear 10.000BC? Yeah and my house is mondialized. Easy to criticize when you have a 5000 miles wide ocean between you and the crazy german boy. What you call help is not. Your government just thought that a mad person like Hitler ruling over Europe was bad. It wasn't "hey, let's go help these guys!". It was "Errr ... bad thing happening, maybe we should do something so we're not next on the list." Learn your history. America tried to remain neutral. After arming merchant and passenger boats to try and deter Germany from attacking US vessels, and failing, America started to get agitated and wanted war. The president at the time was re-elected solely on his promise to stay out of the war (for the most part), so was hesitant and joining. Fortunately, British Intelligence sent us a decoded message from Germany to Mexico. Since you are an utter fucking moron, I will tell you what it said, in short anyways. Join our fucked up war and you can have all your territories back that the US took from you. Blah blah blah. That was not publicized until after Germany was relentlessly killing American Vessels and the country said, "Fuck the no war policy, lets spill their blood for once". The rest is history, oh wait, what I said was history. Get some education you limp dicked worthless piece of fucking shit. God gave you a brain, I highly suggest you use it for more then sucking on empty whip cream air cans.

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Alekx VoD Slasher Offline Argonnessen Posts: 1895 Location: NYC Joined: Aug 21^st, 2009	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #19 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 3:29pm	Print Post
	Illiterate wrote on Oct 26^th, 2010 at 5:32am: Your government just thought that a mad person like Hitler ruling over Europe was bad. Are you stupid or just role-playing a moron ?

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Antir Shroud Slacker Offline Hi Welcome Posts: 1297 Joined: Jul 1^st, 2009 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #20 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 6:57pm	Print Post
	Illiterate wrote on Oct 26^th, 2010 at 5:32am: You didn't do anything. You weren't born. Are you going to take credit for your grand....grandfather killing a bear 10.000BC? Yeah and my house is mondialized. Easy to criticize when you have a 5000 miles wide ocean between you and the crazy german boy. What you call help is not. Your government just thought that a mad person like Hitler ruling over Europe was bad. It wasn't "hey, let's go help these guys!". It was "Errr ... bad thing happening, maybe we should do something so we're not next on the list." You now look like the biggest internet loser on these forums, you have just overtaken Astraghal. Hi Welcome

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aDifferentHandle Abbot Raider Offline omg, that's the funky shit Posts: 996 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #21 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 7:28pm	Print Post
	Illiterate wrote on Oct 26^th, 2010 at 5:32am: Easy to criticize when you have a 5000 miles wide ocean between you and the crazy german boy. If you are referring to an actual crazy german boy living next to you: Sincere condolences. If you are referring to a now-dead mid-europe dictator: He was an Austrian. Quote: Join our fucked up war Isn't one Casus foederis enough? The French (and the Germans, btw) are already taking part in one of your fucked up wars.
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popejubal Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline fnord Posts: 6364 Location: Argo Joined: Aug 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #22 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 7:31pm	Print Post
	I like living in a country where school kids can't shut down the country by occupying the refineries. I also like living in a country where we don't have to turn off our power plants when the weather gets too warm.� I will say thank you for the tasty food, but since we have your recipies now, we don't need you anymore.
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aDifferentHandle Abbot Raider Offline omg, that's the funky shit Posts: 996 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #23 - Oct 26^th, 2010 at 7:33pm	Print Post
	popejubal wrote on Oct 26^th, 2010 at 7:31pm: I will say thank you for the tasty food, but since we have your recipies now, we don't need you anymore. Don't forget the nice statue with the torch.

	That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap on.
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Astraghal Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 883 Joined: Jun 13^th, 2010	Re: Shaamis' guide to not looking stupid on the forums Reply #24 - Oct 27^th, 2010 at 1:25am	Print Post
	Antir wrote on Oct 26^th, 2010 at 6:57pm: You now look like the biggest internet loser on these forums, you have just overtaken Astraghal. Hi Welcome Get back on your dildo antir, noone cares about the shit dribbling out of your arse.


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