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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Melee 101: Fucking LOL May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:10pm	Print Post
	http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=316107 Dodge and Combat Expertise on a barb! You read it here first! I think they should have people who actually play the game make "game guides" and not just let some dumbfuck "community team member" help people gimp their builds.


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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #1 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:11pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:10pm: http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=316107 Dodge and Combat Expertise on a barb! You read it here first! I think they should have people who actually play the game make "game guides" and not just let some dumbfuck "community team member" help people gimp their builds. Godh got a job it seems!

	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #2 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:20pm	Print Post
	For the love of God does anyone over there have a fucking clue. Did any dev proof read that shit? I cannot believe everyone there is that fucking clueless.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Asketes Puppy Farmer Offline Perma Posts: 1371 Location: California Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #3 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:22pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:20pm: For the love of God does anyone over there have a fucking clue.� Did any dev proof read that shit?� I cannot believe everyone there is that fucking clueless. or they are really bored at work and are having fun watching us squirm over this


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Asketes Puppy Farmer Offline Perma Posts: 1371 Location: California Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #4 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:25pm	Print Post
	fordytwo: As for Dodge: It was included because we still see a lot of players using the feat in builds and debating it. I can't give a Formula 1 car to someone who doesn't even know the basics of driving. The goal with Melee 101 is easy-to-comprehend suggestions with immediate benefits. This is why I updated the guide to include Stunning Blow for barbarians. ~~~~~~~~~ Protip: If you having to off the top of your head guess what BAB a frontline melee has, you should not be the one writing this shit.


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Schmoe Epic Poster Offline One world, one soul Posts: 4219 Location: A chair Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #5 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:25pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:10pm: I think they should have people who actually play the game make "game guides" and not just let some dumbfuck "community team member" help people gimp their builds. Balderdash!

	"As my windshield melts, and my tears evaporate, Leaving only charcoal to defend - Finally I understand the feelings of the few, Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end." -Waters
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Schmoe Epic Poster Offline One world, one soul Posts: 4219 Location: A chair Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #6 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:27pm	Print Post
	Asketes wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:22pm: or they are really bored at work and are having fun watching us squirm over this That's a good point. It could be the ultimate past-time of Turbine employees: trolling forumites with retarded build advice.

	"As my windshield melts, and my tears evaporate, Leaving only charcoal to defend - Finally I understand the feelings of the few, Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end." -Waters
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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #7 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:30pm	Print Post
	I wonder if I'll catch any flack for linking him to Aranticus's guide. He really should read it.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Kimberlite Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1074 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #8 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:32pm	Print Post
	Reading that, it's a good thing most clueless newbies don't read the forums or DDO compendium. What's next - a wizard build with force of personality?

	Memnir wrote on Jun 14^th, 2013 at 10:59am: Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #9 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:32pm	Print Post
	Well he DID say that it's intended for new people who want to see immediate benefit. So those types of people don't actually plan a build. But then again they can fuck up without help from actual Turbine employees, who might royally screw anyone over who might actually learn to be good at the game.* *I am not actually claiming to be good at this game.


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Kimberlite Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1074 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #10 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:33pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:30pm: I wonder if I'll catch any flack for linking him to Aranticus's guide.� He really should read it. That was classic. I love the restraint shown so far by the vaulties in that thread. I can almost hear the sputtering of disbelief behind every sentence.

	Memnir wrote on Jun 14^th, 2013 at 10:59am: Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Asketes Puppy Farmer Offline Perma Posts: 1371 Location: California Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #11 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:33pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:30pm: I wonder if I'll catch any flack for linking him to Aranticus's guide.� He really should read it. I don't see why you should. Maybe we should build a guide for Turbine on how to build guides? kinda like here


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Asketes Puppy Farmer Offline Perma Posts: 1371 Location: California Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #12 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:36pm	Print Post
	the guide has been mostly fixored now. thankfully they took dodge away off barbs. LMAO


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Nevynn Horoluth Raider Offline Badgertastic!! Posts: 2752 Location: San Antonio, TX Joined: Feb 25^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #13 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:49pm	Print Post
	Asketes wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 12:36pm: the guide has been mostly fixored now. thankfully they took dodge away off barbs. LMAO But did they leave CE in the barb build?� 'Cause if they did...holy fuck.


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #14 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:06pm	Print Post
	Doesn't get WHY dodge is a bad choice. Doesn't know HOW BAB works. Fuck. Where do they get these people?


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Asketes Puppy Farmer Offline Perma Posts: 1371 Location: California Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #15 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:10pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:06pm: Doesn't get WHY dodge is a bad choice. Doesn't know HOW BAB works. Fuck. Where do they get these people? They are the bestestsest players of LOTRO


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Memnir Shroud Slacker Offline A little bit different Posts: 1149 Location: Seattle Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #16 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:21pm	Print Post
	That whole guide was like recommending baseball players don't forget to bring their 9-Iron to the big game. Really, really bad advice - and furthers the notion that the Devs/Mods don't play or pay much attention to their own game.

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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #17 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:32pm	Print Post
	Asketes wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:10pm: They are the bestestsest players of LOTRO Might as well get some WoW or Rift players to write DDO guides. Or have me write a WoW guide. It's not even remotely imaginable!


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scraap Ex Member	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #18 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:40pm	Print Post
	stupidpeopletricks


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Vissarion DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 493 Joined: Jul 23^rd, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #19 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:42pm	Print Post
	My favorite part was where he was vigorously browbeaten until the most egregious errors were fixed. Still, the guide is pretty useless.

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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #20 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:46pm	Print Post
	Memnir wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 1:21pm: That whole guide was like recommending baseball players don't forget to bring their 9-Iron to the big game. (tm)

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #21 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 2:05pm	Print Post
	I already got a warning. Must . . . stop . . . posting . . .


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #22 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 2:14pm	Print Post
	Bigjunk wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 2:05pm: I already got a warning.� Must . . . stop . . . posting . . . Really? They must be saving it all up to give me 2 more infractions to put me at 10 and perma-banned. Now I feel like the sword of Damocles is hanging above my head


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Asketes Puppy Farmer Offline Perma Posts: 1371 Location: California Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #23 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 2:25pm	Print Post
	Bigjunk wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 2:05pm: I already got a warning.� Must . . . stop . . . posting . . . share please


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Hi Welcome King of Trolls Offline Drama chips... now in Argonnessen Apple flavor! Posts: 2759 Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Melee 101: Fucking LOL Reply #24 - May 3^rd, 2011 at 3:17pm	Print Post
	Bigjunk wrote on May 3^rd, 2011 at 2:05pm: I already got a warning.� Must . . . keep . . . posting . . . I fixed that for you.

	� �� Epoch wrote on Mar 14^th, 2012 at 5:15am: When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.� This board promotes trolling.� If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.� You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem. Eladiun wrote on May 15^th, 2012 at 1:46pm: If one fails to understand the nuances of elite level trolling they would falsely interpret posts meant to fan the flames as support.
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