Yes, the guild VENOM on argo.  I would like to announce, to all my fellow argonians, I am alright.  You see, they have perma banned me from their guild runs forever.  Many of my guildies were there to witness this event, and they may of worried about the next course of action I would take.  VENOM will not associate with me and I can never hit any of their lfms.

I took the blow hard, it cut me pretty deep that the infamous guild would forever ban me from running with them.  I did, find a cure for the horrors of this event.  A healthy dose of laughter, trying to figure out who they are and if they even posted lfms, and clistening to horror stories many of my party members recanted. 

So I must say, VENOM, you truly are intoxicating.

Milamber69 wrote on Aug 26^th, 2011 at 6:33am:


It will be rough without my lovable friends from the guild known only as VENOM.  I think I will manage though, if not, I will at least wipe knowing I tried.

Well, I can tell you I permabaned you from my guild on Argo as well - it is PLATYPUS ASSASINS
you may as well move now.... go to sarlona or something

JakLee wrote on Aug 26^th, 2011 at 12:54pm:


I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

IronRion wrote on Aug 26^th, 2011 at 12:45pm:


Oh shit if I know. Dammit. I will look it up.

Kk, found them:

http://my.ddo.com/character/argonnessen/prrincemojo/

Booted this guy, many said he was shittastic at casting and could never make the run.


http://my.ddo.com/character/argonnessen/darrkmedic/
This guy joined right after I booted the sorc.  He said, where did my buddy go? I said, who? He said, prrincemojo.  I said, oh, I booted him because people were telling me he was a horrible caster and he couldn't do the run.  He said, he does the run all the time.  Someone else said something, I made a few more cracks about mojo.  Dark started to give me lip.  So I said, well, I can solve the problem, then I booted him.

There are not word from word btw, these are short recants as my memory allows.  It was a strenuous time and mind is ablur with words... yeah, thats it.

http://my.ddo.com/character/argonnessen/shortfro/

This guy then sent a tell saying something along the lines of, you booted two of my guildies, MAKE LOVE TO MY BUTT YOU SEXY BEAST I WANT YOU BAD, dont ever join our runs.

So I copy/pasted that in chat and we all had a good laugh.  I also sent him a tell along the lines of, Thank you for sparing me from your insolence, and yada yada.  Fuck, I should of got a screenshot of it all but I was laughing too hard.... crying, I meant crying.  The emotional trauma and allt hat.

Epoch wrote on Aug 27^th, 2011 at 7:08am:


Wait, so you booted him without seeing firsthand how shithouse he was? What an asshole!

I don't think I've had issues with any of those guys... or at least they don't have a comment like 'never again' 'gtfo' or 'amusingly useless' in my friends list.

I finally found a Venom LFM!

I love it when the bullets dodge me.

Heh,Princemojo's casting skills equate that of a gunfighter that shoots himself in the foot while drawing a gun.

Eye Dash wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 11:53am:

One of their clerics "Ultimategod Ofhealing" was in a Shroud last night and the party leader started referring to them as "Ultimate crap healer" as it went on.

Glenalth wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 2:05pm:


A few days ago I was in a Shroud with a cleric16/sorc1 with the name 'experienced healer' for the last name. when asked why the sorc level he responded "for the extra sp?" That Shroud did not go well.

woody wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 2:05pm:


I was thinking about how short the attention span is for the ave. valutie