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Oct 12th, 2011 at 7:00pm
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is the newest OMGBIZZY member!  He made the long, arduous journey to Khyber from Argo so that he can experience my cavern first hand (literally).  Let's fuck to celebrate, Jonny!

P.S.  Don't even think about rolling a character on Khyber, Marines.  I will set your fucking face on fire.
  
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Reply #1 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 12:09am
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Wait a minute.... I have a toon over there... he even has 2 past lives and Greensteel. Bribe me with your cavern and I might log that fucking homo in...

Gawna intrigues me, mostly I just think of women as wet holes to give my dick some exercise. But for Gawna, I would be willing to let her use the bathroom before she leaves...
  
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Reply #2 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 1:11am
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He's not alone. It's an invasion.




Good thing the marketplace tent is already gone. Bastards are probably going to steal whatever the devils left behind.
  

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Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Reply #3 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 1:16am
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Crap.

I never wanted to go to Argo and now they're coming here.

Well ... I know what to expect if I ever get accepted into a OMGBIZZY Shroud run at least.
  
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Reply #4 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 1:22am
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Hi Welcome
  
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Reply #5 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 1:25am
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In the immortal words of Denny Crane from Boston Legal "Well, I packed my penis!"

and further in the words of my buddy Steve who ripped it off from somewhere else "its kind of bulky but I consider it carry on"
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J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in.

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JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known

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JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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Reply #6 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 1:30am
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Crap.

I never wanted to go to Argo and now they're coming here.

Well ... I know what to expect if I ever get accepted into a OMGBIZZY Shroud run at least.


Actually you have no idea  Smiley
  

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J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in.

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JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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Phreshphrute wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 12:09am:
Wait a minute.... I have a toon over there... he even has 2 past lives and Greensteel. Bribe me with your cavern and I might log that fucking homo in...

Gawna intrigues me, mostly I just think of women as wet holes to give my dick some exercise. But for Gawna, I would be willing to let her use the bathroom before she leaves...


Sorry Bro "Alpha Males" only
  

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J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in.

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JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known

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notajedi wrote on Mar 14th, 2013 at 6:47pm:
JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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Reply #8 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 1:49am
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JDollar wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 1:40am:
Sorry Bro "Alpha Males" only



I know about the A Spot...
  
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JDollar wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 1:30am:
Actually you have no idea  Smiley


Well then I do my own runs and I know Gwana and Stainers characters?

I now consider OMGBIZZY a warning label.







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Reply #10 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 2:08am
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Perhaps you should try running with Jonnyd instead of prejudging him. He could be a super nice guy in quests.
  

Memnir wrote on Jun 14th, 2013 at 10:59am:
Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Kimberlite wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 2:08am:
Perhaps you should try running with Jonnyd instead of prejudging him. He could be a super nice guy in quests.



Hmmmm.

His reputation precedes him. And I chose my forum name for a reason.
  
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Reply #12 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 3:03am
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Phreshphrute wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 1:49am:
I know about the A Spot...


When I am training people at work I use the "Know, Show, Do Principle". Once people they get past the theoretical part of "knowing", then they are "Shown" proper technique until finally they are able to "Do". I am a "Do-er" but hey GI Joe said knowing is half the battle right, although I consider it a third of the battle.  Wink
  

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J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in.

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JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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Reply #13 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 3:04am
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Hmmmm.

His reputation precedes him. And I chose my forum name for a reason.



Thats not my reputation preceeding me, think a little lower just below the belt buckle! Cheesy
  

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Reply #14 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:04am
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I don't know about letting Jonny in Gawna. The more testosterone you let in the harder the men are to control.
  
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Reply #15 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 6:23am
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What's with the OMGAOK thing? Was AOK taken? Cheesy
  
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Reply #16 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 12:43pm
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Deal
  
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Angel Barchild wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:04am:
I don't know about letting Jonny in Gawna. The more testosterone you let in the harder the men are to control.


I tried to explain this to her but she stopped listening at the harder men part Cheesy although I will admit I am a bought and paid for boy toy, I was given a Gawna care package on arrival!
  

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JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known

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Reply #18 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 12:53pm
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JDollar wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 12:49pm:

I tried to explain this to her but she stopped listening at the harder men part Cheesy although I will admit I am a bought and paid for boy toy, I was given a Gawna care package on arrival!


You might want to consider re-gifting that on  Grin
  
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Angel Barchild wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 12:53pm:
You might want to consider re-gifting that on  Grin

Or bleaching it  Cheesy
  
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Reply #20 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 4:17pm
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Let's get one thing straight:  OMGBIZZY is not turning into the Khyber branch of AOK.  We like to laugh and have fun and I think Jonny fits into that.  We've had a great time discussing genitals in guild chat and he makes me laugh.  Stainer once sent someone a guild invite for telling me to suck it in an Amrath flagging group, so that's kind of the extent of our recruiting policies.  Grin

I would agree with what someone else said that you should run with him before judging.  If you do run with him and get griefed, you know where to find me.
  
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Reply #21 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:05pm
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Let's get one thing straight:  OMGBIZZY is not turning into the Khyber branch of AOK.  We like to laugh and have fun and I think Jonny fits into that.  We've had a great time discussing genitals in guild chat and he makes me laugh.  Stainer once sent someone a guild invite for telling me to suck it in an Amrath flagging group, so that's kind of the extent of our recruiting policies.  Grin

I would agree with what someone else said that you should run with him before judging.  If you do run with him and get griefed, you know where to find me. 


Thank Goodness, if I wanted to group with those guys I could just stay on Argo  Wink

SRSLY though I am aquired taste kind of like Sushi... only I eat your raw fish!

Last night I used my AOK mind control powers to make someone on Khyber hit the altar in the Shroud before the last noob had a chance to recall... is that griefing? Also I grouped with Kimber and Wizzly and they will both tell you it was like being griefed the entire time!
  

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J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in.

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JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known

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Reply #22 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:15pm
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It was terrible. Gawna, I need to report JD. He was on a level 3 in elite STK and kept dying  Angry and now I'll never get those -10p's back  Cry

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Reply #23 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:18pm
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JDollar wrote on Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:05pm:
Also I grouped with Kimber and Wizzly and they will both tell you it was like being griefed the entire time!

It has been a long time since I last experienced two consecutive party wipes in Korthos. I think you were in cahoots with the Skeletal Mage.
  

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Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Reply #24 - Oct 14th, 2011 at 5:55pm
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good luck getting leadership to boot me, canadian shit head
  

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