Coasterhops wrote on Nov 2^nd, 2011 at 10:23pm:



This is pretty much what I said, just shorter and more elegant.  Yet is ok for you to proclaim out of ignorance and arrogance that your guildies are better then anyone in here but not ok for me to say I am better then your guild?

Hypocrisy at its finest.

Coasterhops wrote on Nov 2^nd, 2011 at 10:23pm:

I didn't elaborate on my experiences with your guild, so how do you know how many of your members I've run with?  All I know is that those that I have run with were a disaster.  I like to have fun while I play and I don't run with those that detract from that.  I ran with a member of The One who turned out to be a kid who mic vomited the entire quest and screamed into his mic, "I AM LOST GUYS!!!!" while running ahead, then dragging four rooms of creatures back to the group.  After saying multiple times, "Hey, it's cool if you don't know the way, but stay with the group and you'll be fine, we aren't zerging," he would just mash the W button and run ahead, then complain that he was lost.  I've had multiple casters from your guild, after being directed to be on crystal duty in part 2 of the Shroud, stand at the tree they zoned into and do nothing.  This, of course, is after I ask 394349273049273 times if they're ok with being the only caster (I usually ask that during a pug run in case they're new to the Shroud and/or haven't run Shroud on a caster before and aren't really clear on crystal duties) and am not told that they have no fucking clue how to use their mouse.  I've had 2 of your members in Shroud run straight for the middle and pull red names screaming, "HJEALZ!!!111" while running around like they're having a seizure at their keyboard.

So I'm more than happy missing out on the rest of your guild based on the multiple tardouts that I've experienced from those that I have ran with.  I'm not quick to judge an entire guild based on the acts of a lone tard; after playing the game since launch, only 2 guilds have made this list: The One and DRB.  Proceed to suck it, guy who doesn't know what he's talking about.

I don't proclaim to be an uber player, but Helen Keller is better at DDO than your guild.  True story.

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You still haven't added Efficiency? Why, for the lolz?

Coasterhops wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2011 at 5:50pm:

Firstly, you abuse commas like Chris Brown abused Rhianna.  Secondly, Gawna's runs are very similar to that.  That is, they are similar if you exclude the gimp and slow qualifiers.

Ooooooh....The One?

Yeah..I think I've met 1 of your players that isn't a complete fuck up.

And by complete fuck up, I mean if I had to choose between running with a guildie of yours and a newborn orangutan that had down syndrome, was missing 4 fingers, and couldn't understand that eating the mouse was a bad thing, I might be inclined to try teaching it sign language.

She's a pinball wizard, there has to be a trick.