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Reply #150 - Dec 2nd, 2011 at 5:54pm
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Strakeln wrote on Dec 2nd, 2011 at 4:10pm:
I need to get a picture of my cat dragging bunnies bigger than him around the yard.

My old cat used to eat the entire (full size) bunny, skull and all.  CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH.  Amazing.


bloody hell!!!... are we talking domestic cat here or you got a pet puma or something Cheesy
  
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Reply #151 - Dec 3rd, 2011 at 3:16am
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aurora1979 wrote on Dec 2nd, 2011 at 5:54pm:
bloody hell!!!... are we talking domestic cat here or you got a pet puma or something Cheesy



Pumas are bigger then bunnies.  Domestic cats will kill anything then doesn't eat them, size doesn't matter.  My cat kills squirrels, it is amazing.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #152 - Dec 3rd, 2011 at 1:22pm
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Damn, I was looking for a place to spam and get my post count up, because apparently that's how you measure your penis here.
  
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Reply #153 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 9:55am
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Asian Killer Cat vs. Easter Bunny
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Reply #154 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 11:25am
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dubyprime wrote on Dec 3rd, 2011 at 1:22pm:
Damn, I was looking for a place to spam and get my post count up, because apparently that's how you measure your penis here.

Yeah, we have no greenis/reddis mechanism here, so we have to measure our worth in posts.
  
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Reply #155 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 1:50pm
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Strakeln wrote on Dec 4th, 2011 at 11:25am:
Yeah, we have no greenis/reddis mechanism here, so we have to measure our worth in posts.


I measure my worth in how many times Zippo calls me an ignorant cunt. I'm super important.

However, I do lose some every time Trout informs me how badly I want to fuck him. It shrivels a little bit of me inside, with its blatant disgusting...ugh. Judging from Trout's recent reemergence, I need to pick a fight with Zippo soon, or I'm going to need therapy.
  
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Reply #156 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 3:09pm
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Grace wrote on Dec 4th, 2011 at 1:50pm:
I measure my worth in how many times Zippo calls me an ignorant cunt. I'm super important.

However, I do lose some every time Trout informs me how badly I want to fuck him. It shrivels a little bit of me inside, with its blatant disgusting...ugh. Judging from Trout's recent reemergence, I need to pick a fight with Zippo soon, or I'm going to need therapy.


Give us a kiss.  Kiss
  
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Reply #157 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 3:11pm
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@ Gunga is a faggot.

I had never noticed that button next to people's usernames before.
  
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Reply #158 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 3:54pm
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Epoch wrote on Dec 3rd, 2011 at 3:16am:
Pumas are bigger then bunnies.  Domestic cats will kill anything then doesn't eat them, size doesn't matter.  My cat kills squirrels, it is amazing.


Well, depends on the cat, depends on the bunny.



I have seen cats that looked like small panthers, I have seen cats that run away from big rats.
  
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Reply #159 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 4:19pm
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Grace wrote on Dec 4th, 2011 at 1:50pm:
I measure my worth in how many times Zippo calls me an ignorant cunt. I'm super important.


Thats just boring to me.   Dick jokes bore me as well.

  
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Reply #160 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 4:55pm
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Well, depends on the cat, depends on the bunny.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee208/wimpow/Doubutsu/giant-rabbit2.jpg

I have seen cats that looked like small panthers, I have seen cats that run away from big rats.


What is that, some mutant bunny? Holy shit.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #161 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 5:13pm
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It is NOT a hoax. It also comes in Hoax slayer, as confirmed:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-rabbit.shtml
  
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Reply #162 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 5:19pm
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I wanna eat one.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #163 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 5:24pm
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Rabbit is tasty, but... I prefer pig, or cow. Or even goat, or sheep. Really.
Or maybe it is because once I totally messed up a "rabbit in chocolate sauce"

http://www.deliaonline.com/community/yourrecipes/maincourses/Rabbit-with-Chocola...

I overcooked it, shit.
  
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Reply #164 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 5:32pm
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I enjoy sheep, never had goat.  had goat milk once, thought it as cow at a potluck.  I spit it out in disgust. 

  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
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Reply #165 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 6:12pm
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Was is raw goat milk?   I never had a problem with goat milk.   Raw milk I wasn't used to and thought was weird this first time. 

Yes, there is a but sex joke in there.
  
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Reply #166 - Dec 4th, 2011 at 6:30pm
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Well, depends on the cat, depends on the bunny.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee208/wimpow/Doubutsu/giant-rabbit2.jpg

I have seen cats that looked like small panthers, I have seen cats that run away from big rats.


I've seen one of those before, at Topsfield Fair. It's called a Flemish Giant, you can google them.
  
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Reply #167 - Dec 5th, 2011 at 4:00pm
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Holy crap, that rabbit is huge.  I bet it would make a great roast
  
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Reply #168 - Dec 7th, 2011 at 5:54am
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Rabbit is tasty, but... I prefer pig, or cow. Or even goat, or sheep. Really.
Or maybe it is because once I totally messed up a "rabbit in chocolate sauce"

http://www.deliaonline.com/community/yourrecipes/maincourses/Rabbit-with-Chocola...

I overcooked it, shit.



This is disgusting. All bunnies are evil. wtf
  
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Reply #169 - Dec 7th, 2011 at 9:01am
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Epoch wrote on Dec 3rd, 2011 at 3:16am:
Pumas are bigger then bunnies.  Domestic cats will kill anything then doesn't eat them, size doesn't matter.  My cat kills squirrels, it is amazing.


lol. this is both insulting my intelligence and educating me... im confuzzled.

Yes i know pumas are bigger then bunnies... I didnt know cats eat just about anything though... especially not devour them fully! Obviously I know they go for birds and mice and stuff but I never realised they could munch a whole rabbit!! Smiley
  
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Reply #170 - Dec 7th, 2011 at 9:02am
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You just have no idea how amazing a cat is.  You must be a dog person.  Go clean up some shit and put it in a baggy.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #171 - Dec 7th, 2011 at 9:03am
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Epoch wrote on Dec 7th, 2011 at 9:02am:
You just have no idea how amazing a cat is.  You must be a dog person.  Go clean up some shit and put it in a baggy.


Smiley i am a dog person yea, and I do clean up her shit after her.... better then some kid trying to eat it.

cats are crap, they sit round all day doing sod all. Dogs ftw. Wink
  
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Reply #172 - Dec 7th, 2011 at 9:11am
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Cats keep my home and the surrounding area free of any random critters that might wanna come by for a visit.  Bugs tend to avoid home as well.

Cat care consists of letting them in the house, and out.  Quite possibly feeding them (typically only in the winter) and cleaning the litter box (only in the winter, sparingly).

What does a dog do? Wants attention, whines, needs fed, needs cleaned up after, bathed, annoying, better as a dish in some asian restaurant, needs to be taken care of.  Also, they aren't really that great at keeping pests out.

Fact of life, cats are awesome and better.

  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #173 - Dec 7th, 2011 at 10:00am
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oooo. my dogs good security, does loads of funny things, much more character then a cat. doesnt shit in a box in my house. doesnt claw the hell out of furniture and peoples laps.

We dont have many "pests" round by me. mice and rats are, obviously about, but never been a problem in the house.

Im in the uk so things like raccons and stuff dont bother us.

foxes- check she would kill them
rat mice squirrels- she'd kill them too.
Cats... yeppers... and she does her best to get the birds too but they cheat and fly and stuff.


EDIT: its worth noting that even proper (pedigree) dog owners shun us because she is a corss/ mutt so... yea.... we love being the black sheep Smiley
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Reply #174 - Dec 7th, 2011 at 10:15am
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Cats dont claw furniture or laps.  Maybe badly trained ones do.

My cat gets birds all the time.  Sad thing is she likes to bring them in the house alive where she can play with them while they fly about in places she can jump to.

At least she can get them, right? It is a mixed feeling.

I have tons of pests, cats are better.

I provide my own security, I sleep little and I am a light sleeper.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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