Nerdychaz wrote on Dec 12
th, 2011 at 5:48pm:
So, if you go into shroud with a bunch of noobs who don't have a fucking clue and the PUG wipes, it is the fault of a rouge pugger? Mind you, I was not the leader of the group. I don't understand what opposition you have to the idea of arranging groups to help teach people. The IQ of PUG has fallen greatly on cannith, and I think some education is in order to get the new players on track. What the fuck is wrong with that? According to you, I should be able to jump in, beat all the portals by myself, kill four lieutenants within seconds of each other on my own, then run to the crystal myself and blast it, then solve everyone's puzzle for them so we can get to part 4 where the rogue will heal and DPS.
How about I just say GFY and continue teaching others shroud.
Oh, and between dick and vag, why choose when you can have them both?
I dont have any sort of problem with teaching people at all, though I dont do it myself. Why? Because people that are too fucking retarded to alt-tab to a browser and type in: ddo wiki shroud, are fucking idiots and wont get anything you try to teach them anyway.
Pt1: According to me, you should be able to solo down 1-2 on your fucking rogue. Im fairly sure people can handle: Run up to thing with red bar. Hit the thing with red bar. This figure might be off what with me not really shrouding since the raid change, but you get the idea. Run to red bar and fucking hit it. A retarded monkey can handle that, quit fussing over pugs.
Pt2: You take aggro of something, easy enough to take your damn threat off, and hold it next to the idiot who keeps killing his red.
Pt3: Yes, yes you can solve most of the puzzles yourself. It takes about 10 seconds a puzzle if you know them, and its pretty much the only 'fun' thing in shroud. Theyre easy enough and you can open the doors yourself.
Pt4/5: A divine can handle pressing 2 buttons to keep them on cooldown. Its not that hard, hell, I remember doing it without quicken and with mass cures like an idiot when I started playing and still did fine. Not that hard. No one had to tell me: Hey vyrn, get clicky, press clicky, now press those 2 buttons and be bored, because its pretty damn obvious, you learnt that in korthos. Press button to heal. Press more buttons to heal more. If you fail, its not the divines fault, its the DPS fault, and guess what, you cant fucking teach people to do better DPS inside shroud

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DPS is all gear score, or for casters, pressing a couple buttons. Not that fucking hard. It comes down to gearscore and keeping a couple buttons on cooldown.
Now tell me what exactly youre going to 'teach' to people retarded enough to not understand that?
Oh how I wish I didnt TR so I could pop in and wipe your shroud on a divine :/. Dance other divine and watch you rage trying to 'teach'.
Hi Welcome wrote on Dec 12
th, 2011 at 11:44am:
It's telling they still regularly fuck up that simple process.
Say they are that retarded, what do you tell them? Press clicky button. Walk to harry. Press the mass heal button and the dot button and keep them on cooldown. Press burst needed as needed.
If they couldnt figure out that simple process on their own, what makes you think 'teaching' will help in the least?