A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"










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Okay, that was some quality spam right there.

You're more awkward than a kangaroo on stilts, but at least that has novelty value.

Someone should make a forum for spammers that tell jokes. Change there usergroup to only be able to post there and see that forum only.

NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 8^th, 2012 at 3:18pm:


Oh...that is so amazing. I think I have to do this. Something like Horc Artificer / Pally build..

Orberon wrote on Jan 10^th, 2012 at 1:54pm:


not because of other physiological advantages?


And please, someone remove that motherfucker's spammy sig, for fuck's sake.