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Reply #75 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 1:13pm
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OMFG, Strake, you are my hero.  I always forget about that picture!  He originally posted that pic at the other fucking forums, right?  How did he not know that would end badly for him?

P.S.  I originally thought the pic was of Mrs. Kistilan because of the black eye.  Sad
  
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Reply #76 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 1:17pm
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I originally thought the pic was of Mrs. Kistilan because of the black eye. 



That was funny!


Notice he is in a HS shower room? It looks like he is getting ready to check all of the football teams light sabres.  Undecided
  

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Reply #77 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 4:49pm
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Pardon my noobishness, but, is this dude Arkat's estranged twin brother, who returns once a year or so ( a la Dickens- The Ghost of Trolls Past) to grace the Vault with his uberdooshness purely for our perusement and pleasure, or is he just your run-of-the-mill psychopathic fucktard who happens to remember this web addy and is still (barely) able to register?


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Epoch wrote on Mar 14th, 2012 at 5:15am:
When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.  This board promotes trolling.  If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.  You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem.


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Reply #78 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:26pm
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Wait....


that's actually him? With the robe and the facepaint and the lightsaber?


That's not a random google image search for "pathetic loser star wars faggot"??!


My mind is full of fuck.
  
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Reply #79 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:38pm
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Kistalan is a wife beater.

Kistalan likes to beat his wife.

Kistalan wears wife beaters to beat his wife.

Kistalan can't stop beating his wife.

There.  That should show up next time you goggle yourself.

Go fuck yourself after you finish beating your wife.
  

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Reply #80 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:40pm
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I hear he has named his penis. Can you guess what?
  

                           

Epoch wrote on Mar 14th, 2012 at 5:15am:
When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.  This board promotes trolling.  If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.  You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem.


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Reply #81 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:40pm
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Fuck Off wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:38pm:
There.  That should show up next time you goggle yourself.

He won't find anything if he goggles himself.  Ze goggles do nothing.
  

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Reply #82 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:41pm
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Oakianus wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:40pm:
He won't find anything if he goggles himself.  Ze goggles do nothing.


I avoided the obvious joke but that was still pretty good.
  

                           

Epoch wrote on Mar 14th, 2012 at 5:15am:
When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.  This board promotes trolling.  If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.  You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem.


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Reply #83 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:44pm
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Hi Welcome wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:41pm:
I avoided the obvious joke but that was still pretty good.

It was pretty blatantly obvious, it's true.  I just couldn't leave it lying there when it was so easy.
  

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Reply #84 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 7:13pm
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Hi Welcome wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 4:49pm:
This is why you're my second favorite poster here.

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rest wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:26pm:
that's actually him? With the robe and the facepaint and the lightsaber?

Yes.  He posted it a couple years or so ago on the DDO forums and was totally surprised when people made fun of him for it.  How could they not think that it was awesome????  Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #85 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 9:28pm
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rest wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:26pm:
Wait....


that's actually him? With the robe and the facepaint and the lightsaber?


That's not a random google image search for "pathetic loser star wars faggot"??!


My mind is full of fuck.

This right here is why I save such things Grin
  

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Reply #86 - Mar 1st, 2012 at 10:24pm
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Oakianus wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:40pm:
He won't find anything if he goggles himself.  Ze goggles do nothing.


Eh.  One extra letter sub never hurt nothing. Cheesy

  

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Reply #87 - Mar 2nd, 2012 at 1:44am
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Fuck Off wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 10:24pm:
Eh.  One extra letter sub never hurt nothing. Cheesy



Plus he'd have to spell his name wrong too...
  

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Reply #88 - Mar 2nd, 2012 at 8:15pm
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Osharan Tregarth wrote on Mar 2nd, 2012 at 1:44am:
Plus he'd have to spell his name wrong too...


Ah.  Well I was really stoned and very tired when I wrote it and was trying to remember how to spell it correctly.

I guess I'll have to go edit it then.
  

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Reply #89 - Mar 2nd, 2012 at 8:17pm
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Since I can't edit, I'll have to do a take two...


Kistilan is a wife beater.

Kistilan likes to beat his wife.

Kistilan wears wife beaters to beat his wife.

Kistilan can't stop beating his wife.

There.  That should show up next time you google yourself.

Go fuck yourself after you finish beating your wife. [/quote]
  

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Reply #90 - Mar 2nd, 2012 at 8:21pm
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So, to edit in this area, is it one of those post count things like the every retard moderates section or is it just turned off.

I can understand why for guests.  I can also see fucktards like kistilan the wife beater from making a quicky account.  Just wondering.
  

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Reply #91 - Mar 2nd, 2012 at 8:55pm
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Fuck Off wrote on Mar 2nd, 2012 at 8:21pm:
So, to edit in this area, is it one of those post count things like the every retard moderates section or is it just turned off.

I can understand why for guests.  I can also see fucktards like kistilan the wife beater from making a quicky account.  Just wondering.

You might be logged in from a different IP than you were when you made the post.  Log out and in, or check your toolbar at the top (Home, Help, Search, etc) and see if there's a "Refresh Session" button.
  

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Reply #92 - Mar 2nd, 2012 at 9:09pm
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Oakianus wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:44pm:
I just couldn't leave it lying there when it was so easy. 


That's what he said after beating his wife too! Are you psychic?
  
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Reply #94 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 10:12am
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Fuck Off wrote on Mar 2nd, 2012 at 8:17pm:
Since I can't edit, I'll have to do a take two...


Kistilan is a wife beater.

Kistilan likes to beat his wife.

Kistilan wears wife beaters to beat his wife.

Kistilan can't stop beating his wife.

There.  That should show up next time you google yourself.

Go fuck yourself after you finish beating your wife.


Hi Welcome wrote on Mar 1st, 2012 at 6:40pm:
I hear he has named his penis. Can you guess what?


Edit: This thread is amazeballs.
« Last Edit: Mar 3rd, 2012 at 10:13am by Hi Welcome »  

                           

Epoch wrote on Mar 14th, 2012 at 5:15am:
When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.  This board promotes trolling.  If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.  You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem.


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Reply #95 - Mar 3rd, 2012 at 11:10am
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Fuck Off wrote on Mar 2nd, 2012 at 8:21pm:
So, to edit in this area, is it one of those post count things like the every retard moderates section or is it just turned off.

I can understand why for guests.  I can also see fucktards like kistilan the wife beater from making a quicky account.  Just wondering.

As Oak stated, there's a security feature on the Vault to partially protect your account from stale logins.  When you access the Vault from multiple devices without logging out/in, some features - such as editing posts - will be restricted until you verify who you are.  You can verify who you are by either logging out then back in, or by hitting the "Update Session" button that will appear in the "Home/Help/Search/Members" tabs at top.

Looking at the IPs your posts came from, I can see you switched devices during the day (say, from your phone to your PC).  That would require a session update to remove the temporary restrictions.
  

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Reply #96 - Mar 5th, 2012 at 11:32am
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Strakeln wrote on Mar 3rd, 2012 at 11:10am:
As Oak stated, there's a security feature on the Vault to partially protect your account from stale logins.  When you access the Vault from multiple devices without logging out/in, some features - such as editing posts - will be restricted until you verify who you are.  You can verify who you are by either logging out then back in, or by hitting the "Update Session" button that will appear in the "Home/Help/Search/Members" tabs at top.

Looking at the IPs your posts came from, I can see you switched devices during the day (say, from your phone to your PC).  That would require a session update to remove the temporary restrictions.


I don't think I have even run into such a restriction and I often change between phone, laptop, desktop.
  
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Combat Wombat wrote on Mar 5th, 2012 at 11:32am:
I don't think I have even run into such a restriction and I often change between phone, laptop, desktop.

It happens everyday for me when logging in from phone, work and home.
  
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Reply #98 - Mar 5th, 2012 at 12:52pm
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Kist's Mom:  Kist, young man, what are you doing in there that is taking so long?
Kist: Mom! Leave me alone!
Kist's Mom:  You'd better not be googling yourself again...remember the mess you left last time?
Kist: MOM!
Kist's Mom:  Oh, and don't forget to clean your light sabre...all that Vaseline makes a mess wherever it goes.
Kist: Mom! I'm just trying to find myself!
Kist's Mom:  Whatever, I'm not stopping you, my darling, just don't hog the bathroom so long.  Twice a year, you go and "find yourself" then leave a vaseline covered light saber on the floor for your poor father to clean up after he finally gets in there.  You know how his prostate makes him really need to go.
Kist:  OK, Mom! I get it...I'm almost finished!
  

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Reply #99 - Mar 5th, 2012 at 1:13pm
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Fucking amazing hordo!

I give you this:

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