I only have 3 mules left after Cannith crafting made its entrance. One mule for expendables/ings/tomes etc, and two mules for crafted BTA gear and weapons. Got rid of 3 old mules, and two on a F2P account (yes had a lot of junk after 6 years). The mules are all around level 14-15 though so been wary logging in on them after hearing the Stone decline could be bugged.

So, if I shit in a box, wrap it, put a ribbon on it, and mail it to you for your birthday you'll be appreciative.

LOL you should never give anything away for free to people as a company. People get entitled as shit about it.

The Krogers around here (a grocery store) gave people $10 for every $100 they spent for two months last year, redeemable on non-food goods in their marketplace. Think patio furniture, toys, office supplies, etc. Anyway, it was this HUGE smushmortion when 10,000 people came in and basically looted the shelves for three days. Kroger said "no rain checks" and people still fought and fought because when they arrived, there were no more things they wanted. Pandemonium. Something people didn't pay for, that they got as a thank-you, became this big flip-out thing that Krogers will never endure again. If they'd just given people x% off of their purchases from the marketplace, they would never have had that problem.

But man, when you're giving something away and someone doesn't get what they wanted, for free, gratuitously, they FLIP THEIR SHIT.

Never give something out. You will regret it like nothing other.

I'd have to agree that this is way too much drama over a free gift.  If someone just hands you an LDS, are you really going to complain that he didn't give you two?  ...or that he gave it to you on a Tuesday instead of a Thursday?

Take it.  Be happy.  Move on.

Or at least be entertaining when you don't.

Or free surprise buttsecks. http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png


PS: Am I using the picture of Oak right?

Dear Mouth Breathing,
Gerbiling,
Virgin,
Fuck Trophy

I'm really glad you thought it was a good idea to randomly toss that stone of experience in the harbor. My guildmate and TR partner really didn't want to level up from 13 to 16 and waste his one hit of the Stone of Learning so soon, but who are we to argue with you. No, you really wanted that pet white panther, and believe me when I say I  understand. When you turn the lights out so you can whack off to your female drow ranger shadow humping another female drow, while roleplaying in the Pheonix Tavern and listening to the Lord of the Rings Soundtrack, you need that small animal there to complete the fantasy for you. Not just any pet will do, you wanted the exclusive one, so you could name it something like "RA Salvatore" or something like that.

While I understand your plight, I wanted to say the following:

1. Fuck you
2. I want you to do the following:
>Step 1: Take a screen shot of yourself and the white panther
>Step 2: Paste it in a Microsoft Paint
>Step 3: Print the image off.
>Step 4: Rubber band the paper to a brick.
>Step 5: Shove the brick and paper up your ass.
((Not quite done yet))
>Step 6: Get on top of your bed, and jump down so that you land ass first and really get that brick up there
>Step 7: Die in a fire.

Thanks from all your friends on Thelanis!

-Nubicus

PS: Spoiler: You will die alone.