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Ironical the Bionicle Waterworks Kobold Offline RAGE! Posts: 109 Joined: Jun 10^th, 2011	Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Jun 14^th, 2012 at 1:19pm	Print Post
	For those of you worthless shits who haven't been reading the forums since Gygax was an embrio or playing DDO since God was a baby, here's some historical insight into: Cunting: The Ultimate Bukkake Barbarian Let's talk about the update 11 raid http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?p=3845154#post3845154 Quote: [QUOTE=Shade;3845154]All trash monsters on the way to the boss would gain: DR100/Epic This would serve a block, preventing non epic geared players from even reaching the boss. ... And ofcourse also have enough foes with enough HP/resist to make killing them by casters possible - but simply not cost effective (would not be enough shrines to have the SP to do so) Oh yea, and add this debuff to all players on entry on epic too: Mneumonic brain hemorhage: While under this effect, if you consume any item that provides mnenomic enhancements, your brain will expload. (Drinking mana pots instantly kills you) Those are my thoughts on how to make the raid fun for all player, and offer a lot of replayability in the same raid, thru difficulty settings being tier'd. What do you want the new raid to be? Translation: Only MAX-raged Barbarians should be able to do any DPS.� Casters should not WASTE mana on DPS, but spend ALL their mana buffing + hjealing the Barbarians.� Any attempt to deviate from support role only shall be punished by head EXPLODING! Just one little click? Don't fucking do it!!! Your BRAIN will fucking EXPLOAD!!! (sic)
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Carpone Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1695 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #1 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 1:36pm	Print Post
	Months behind.


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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #2 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 1:42pm	Print Post
	Google translate doesn't know what language you are posting in.

	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #3 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 1:44pm	Print Post
	Maxxed expload?


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9961 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #4 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 1:51pm	Print Post
	Nothing new here... look for his idea of Epic Shroud... I has been necroed a few days ago. Oh and Max-Raged Barbarians are going through a nerf at the moment... Rages don't stack ( well you can't click/rage while raged which amount to the same ) Anyway I think most of his credibility towards Turbine went down the drain when he went rampaging about the Madstone Boots. ( note : he is still rampaging because of the above little thing )

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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Wezergistan Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 87 Joined: Dec 10^th, 2011	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #5 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:06pm	Print Post
	why in the blue hell do they listen to shade???


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aDifferentHandle Abbot Raider Offline omg, that's the funky shit Posts: 996 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #6 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:06pm	Print Post
	The stupid, oh it hurts.

	That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap on.
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Ironical the Bionicle Waterworks Kobold Offline RAGE! Posts: 109 Joined: Jun 10^th, 2011	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #7 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:13pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Jun 14^th, 2012 at 1:51pm: Nothing new here... look for his idea of Epic Shroud... I has been necroed a few days ago. http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=242380 OMFG that post is so fucking long... Quote: [QUOTE=Shade;2884692] [BLAH BLAH BLAH] Allow special tactics against portals again. It's just more fun to have more means to take down the requirex objective then just auto attack and wait. Bring back the auto-crit via exhaust + ray of enfeeblement, it will serve both to ensure casters have a better role in the shroud, which they need. Yea it doesn't make sense per DnD rules, but neither does swinging at an object that otherwise should be considered fully incorporeal anyways. Set there stats to be more fun then true to the rules. So make tactics more important. Adiditionally if the monk ability to lower fortification could work, that would be great, a small chance to crit them would make rogues quite happy. [BLAH BLAH BLAH, everyone fucking buff me, debuff enemies!� happy rogues] All puzzles are 5x5s and there are only 5 puzzles. Each puzzle also has water elementals atacking constantly in the pools. They respawn after 3 minuits if killed, but may be CC'd. Cleansing the pools with the holy water will dismiss them. Locks may not be picked [BLAH BLAH BLAH.� FuCK U rogues!� you thought i cared about your SA??? NO! MOAR berserker CRITS!!!] Attraetrikos meteor swarms are truely death from above. They deal 400+ damage with fire resist 30 on. [BLAH BLAH BLAH, only the RAGING BARB and MAX CON FVS will survive!!!� dump WIS you selfish OP wingnuts!] Translation: Please Devs - take notice of my cries. This new thing is going to make this game into a different game from how it was before. This cannot be allowed to happen. Stop now. You will listen to me, Devs, because we are close personal friends. I have known you all for years. We used to do that old thing together every tuesday lunchtime. One time you said to me, "SHADE I will always warn you before I change anything so you can veto it if you don't like it." Well, you didn't. You went behind my back. (Shamelessly ripped off from SlogUK: http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=304817)
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Aqualung Ex Member	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #8 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:17pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on Jun 14^th, 2012 at 1:44pm: Maxxed expload? His new favorite gay porn star?
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sweez Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 764 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #9 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 1:53pm	Print Post
	The funniest part of that whole thing is the fact that no epic weapon currently in the game breaks dr/epic


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Bacardi Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 362 Joined: Oct 12^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #10 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 3:45pm	Print Post
	sweez wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 1:53pm: The funniest part of that whole thing is the fact that no epic weapon currently in the game breaks dr/epic But we have a shield that gives you DR for everything BUT Epic. Well played Turdbine

	Epoch wrote on May 22^nd, 2012 at 4:46am: I can tell by your typing that you are an uneducated fuckwit.� This explains why you think books are bad.� I bet you think school is hard and you shouldn't have to repeat 7th grade again this year.
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JC My Little Pony Offline Posts: 3670 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #11 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 7:23pm	Print Post
	sweez wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 1:53pm: The funniest part of that whole thing is the fact that no epic weapon currently in the game breaks dr/epic It should be that any weapon that is +6 or more is epic. I didn't know this wasn't working right though. If everything was working right DR/epic would be easy to bypass. Just take a +5 weapon and have an arti cast the +1 weapon buff on it. However that would require everything to work right.
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	Alekx wrote on Jun 15^th, 2011 at 11:46pm: Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Nubicus Dragon Raider Offline Dick 2020 Posts: 232 Joined: Apr 22^nd, 2012	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #12 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 8:13pm	Print Post
	Came on a bit strong in the beginning, you had me, then I wandered into Dontgiveafuckvillelandburg.


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Ironical the Bionicle Waterworks Kobold Offline RAGE! Posts: 109 Joined: Jun 10^th, 2011	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #13 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 8:57pm	Print Post
	Nubicus wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 8:13pm: Came on a bit strong in the beginning, you had me, then I wandered into Dontgiveafuckvillelandburg. So apathetic you had to tell us about it in a post, huh? Idiot.


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Nubicus Dragon Raider Offline Dick 2020 Posts: 232 Joined: Apr 22^nd, 2012	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #14 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 9:13pm	Print Post
	Pretty much. You're raging about nothing now. If this post had been recent, meh. But you necro'd this up from a year ago. Who gives a fuck?


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sweez Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 764 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #15 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 9:58pm	Print Post
	JC wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 7:23pm: It should be that any weapon that is +6 or more is epic. I didn't know this wasn't working right though. If everything was working right DR/epic would be easy to bypass. Just take a +5 weapon and have an arti cast the +1 weapon buff on it.� � However that would require everything to work right. Turbine is about as consistent as my stool after a week of instant meals


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dubyprime Waterworks Kobold Offline Stainer scares me. Posts: 134 Joined: Jul 10^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #16 - Jun 16^th, 2012 at 4:59am	Print Post
	Considering his recent string of posts on the beta forums, there should be some better material out there.


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Glenalth Puppy Farmer Offline Not banned, just bored Posts: 1602 Location: Albuquerque Joined: Sep 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #17 - Jun 16^th, 2012 at 6:49am	Print Post
	JC wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 7:23pm: It should be that any weapon that is +6 or more is epic. I didn't know this wasn't working right though. If everything was working right DR/epic would be easy to bypass. Just take a +5 weapon and have an arti cast the +1 weapon buff on it.� � However that would require everything to work right. There are some dev posts out there explaining their reasoning on bypasses for DR/Epic. Basically they wanted to save it for special boss attacks and not water it down by having it be bypassed by nearly everything in epic.


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Shade Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 43 Joined: Jan 21^st, 2011	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #18 - Jun 19^th, 2012 at 6:47am	Print Post
	Some of the devs are great people, with great minds. Sometimes great minds just think alike. Thanks for this post, was funny. Always get a kick out of these, keep em coming. Less positive ones though, I get enough of that on my youtube channel and ingame. Keep it to the negative stuff here on the vault guys.


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Carpone Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1695 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Shade, you TARD, it WAS your idea Reply #19 - Jun 19^th, 2012 at 8:11am	Print Post
	Shade wrote on Jun 19^th, 2012 at 6:47am: Some of the devs are great people, with great minds. Sometimes great minds just think alike. Thanks for this post, was funny. Always get a kick out of these, keep em coming. Less positive ones though, I get enough of that on my youtube channel and ingame. Keep it to the negative stuff here on the vault guys. Please keep posting on the DDO forums, especially about how epic Giant Hold is ready and devs are lazy for not releasing it.


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