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The asshurt heard around the world, 4 yrs 2 come..
Jun 19th, 2012 at 3:47am
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Once upon a time, there was a Barbarian who CRUSHED the HARDEST quest in DDO!!!  That's right, Elite Sins.

http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?p=2904108#post2904108
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Solo'd Sins of Attrition Elite on my pure lvl20 28-point build Barbarian. Brute force style, killed everything along the way, even some optional side mobs to get 1 extra chest.

I'm not really much of a solo player, but allot of people tell me Barbarians can't solo or that I need 5 healers to do anything.. Figured I'd prove that wrong by completing one of the most difficult quess to heal through in the game, without a healer.

Can solo nearly every quest on a maxxed out Barbarian really, one of the most powerful solo classes at the endgame. All it takes is a few potions.


FUCK YEA!  That wasn't a wrong turn... That was ONE EXTRA fucking chest!  Have you ever seen an extra fucking elite sins chest?!  I didn't think so.

But goddamit back to the point.  Barb is the mutha fuckin KING of solo classes at the endgame.  Don't fukkin need hjealers or nuthin.

But wait.  Wut's dat?

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Try new invasion elite, its a bit more of a challenge then sins elite, but now that they nerfed ellies its not as bad.

(Don't do it Teth... W.T.F. are you thinking?)

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several did it in my guild who didn't even bother to post it as it's not a big deal..

TRanslation: I don't have to do that to know ELITE SINS is the HARDEST QUEST INTHE GAME!!!  (Though... it would be a bitch to try to outrun NI boss with SF pot slow effect...)

Then, Teth, angel or fucking demon, drops the goddamm HAMMER!

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Dont why you're caught up on sins elite,  the quest is a joke to run on a fvs.  Just run by everything and set up maybe 2 or 3 kill zones and spam bb, holy smite, cometfall, chaos hammer, then heal.  Quest can be and has been done by me numerous times on elite in less than 15 mins.




RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGE!!!!

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Screenshot or it didn't happen.

Really, there are zero fvs/clr post soloing this quest on elite on the forums. So I really don't believe you've ever done it. Much less in 15minuits.


Quit it Teth.  You are a fucking LIAR!  Admit it!  Barbarians are the F-BOMB!  Please... ???  Please... ???

Others chime in...

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I have to disagree.  Silvercast  (fvs) on cannith (a new server too) has been soloing Sins elite since well before update 1, and no stealth just a lot of BB's and wings.  Back when the traps hit for 900.  Never knew it was a big deal since it was so easy to do on our new server.


CANNITH??? That's the fucking NOOB server!  OMG!  Spinning... spinning... WORLD: makes... no... fucking... sense!!!


NERF FVS!!!  NERF THEM ALL TO HELL!!!
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Reply #1 - Jun 19th, 2012 at 4:48am
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This is priceless.
  
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Reply #2 - Jun 19th, 2012 at 5:55am
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OMG, amazing.
  

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Reply #3 - Jun 19th, 2012 at 5:59am
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Yes, Shade can be an asshat, but bringing out a two year old post to prove it? Really?
  
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Reply #4 - Jun 19th, 2012 at 6:19am
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how did shade and teth go from that to running elite cannith together?

though i did note, teth massively out performed shade in their screenshot.
  

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Reply #5 - Jun 19th, 2012 at 6:29am
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I drag people through there on my paladin when they need favor runs. The difference is that instead of chain drinking silver flame pots, I just drink haste pots.
  
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flynnjsw wrote on Jun 19th, 2012 at 5:59am:
but bringing out a two year old post to prove it? Really?


That thread was linked in the "Shade you TARD" thread and I guess Ironical felt it needed extra exposure.
  
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Reply #7 - Jun 19th, 2012 at 7:48am
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If you're taking requests to dig up old Shade threads, his 77 minute elite Shroud completion "achievement" is my personal favorite.
  
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Carpone wrote on Jun 19th, 2012 at 7:48am:
If you're taking requests to dig up old Shade threads, his 77 minute elite Shroud completion "achievement" is my personal favorite.


LOL, found it.  No, not gunna link it.  I second this request.  I'd rather Iron do it, he'll do a much better job than I.
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Stealing that, thanks!
  
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flynnjsw wrote on Jun 19th, 2012 at 5:59am:
Yes, Shade can be an asshat, but bringing out a two year old post to prove it? Really?


Every superhero has an origin story...  even the wingslayer.  Why does he hate FVS so much?


I mean, TEEEEEEEEEEETTHH!!!!
  
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Carpone wrote on Jun 19th, 2012 at 8:15am:
Stealing that, thanks!

Rosebud is the name of his sled.
  

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aDifferentHandle wrote on Jun 19th, 2012 at 9:58am:
Rosebud is the name of his sled.

OMG SPOILER ALERT(#)(#&*$(_@#
  
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Ironical the Bionicle wrote on Jun 19th, 2012 at 9:50am:
Every superhero has an origin story...  even the wingslayer.  Why does he hate FVS so much?


I mean, TEEEEEEEEEEETTHH!!!!



  


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Because I'm fucking awful, I made another Shade thread with this.  Tongue

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Else...


Else what?  [Cornholio] Are you threatening me?! [/Cornholio]

I get that he's allegedly better than everyone else.  Bro needs to get over himself.

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Eladiun wrote on Jun 19th, 2012 at 12:36pm:
Dawn giving you trouble again.

WHY DOES SHE GIVE ME A FUCKING INTERNATIONAL AWB TRACKING NUMBER BUT DOESN'T SPECIFY WHO THE FUCKING AIRLINE IS SO I HAVE A NUMBER I CAN'T FUCKING TRACK?!  I AM SWEATING.
  
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Reply #21 - Jun 19th, 2012 at 6:37pm
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I'm going to tell everyone just how awful you are at Draw Something.

"Wtf....what is in that bucket?"
  

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Smrti wrote on Jun 19th, 2012 at 6:37pm:
I'm going to tell everyone just how awful you are at Draw Something.

"Wtf....what is in that bucket?"

Grin Grin Grin  It was supposed to be a bucket of dicks!  That's what I always keep in my buckets anyway.
  
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Reply #23 - Jun 19th, 2012 at 9:10pm
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I actually preferred that axer

Sure, he was a douche back then too, but at least when someone provoked him he did something, albeit soloing elite sins (which may or may not have been an achievement, I honestly dunno, that was around the time I started playing DDO lol)

Nowadays most I hear of him (when he does actually make an appearance in DDO whihc is pretty rare lately) is deaths of his fleshy sorc linked into guild chat Cheesy
  
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Reply #24 - Jun 20th, 2012 at 8:28pm
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I witnessed that thread unfold. I'm old.
  

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