You'll need an account on the official forums that is in good standing. Banned? Then make a fake account. Also pick one of your toons that noone knows and doesn't show in myddo (you can force this by getting someone else to make a toon then deleting them, then you make one with that name).

Wait. You need to pick the best time to strike. Early morning on a Sunday is good, less forum mods. The announcement of what you are doing needs to be seen widely and it may get deleted if Turdbine pay attention to what you are doing.

Post a thread in your server forum saying "Player Event - I'm leaving DDO, you can have my stuff!". Should get attention from players. Post lists of good stuff here, you don't actually need to have much of it but you'll need something.

Then post in the thread 'To get stuff, all you have to do is find me. I'll be logged in on a toon you don't know. Send me a group invite and say the password 'Cya Noob'. Or send me an in-game mail or tell with that word for a smaller prize. After the event I'll mail you your prizes.'

Then log off, and watch the forums erupt in a whole clusterfuck weekend of complaining about random blind invites, abusive tells and mail spam. Be glad to be part of the most disruptive player event since Cove wand days. Or log in and watch the clusterfuck first hand on your secret alt and type in general that a player you hate just gave you loot and everyone else should /tell them.

No moar how to view live boobs!!!