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Poll Question: WHO IS MORE JELLY?
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J$'s Mom    
  6 (16.2%)
Jaxx's Mom    
  2 (5.4%)
Jaxx's Boyfriend    
  2 (5.4%)
Jelly Donut    
  27 (73.0%)




Total votes: 37
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You wish you were me.
Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:23pm
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Because I'm the best.
  

Smrti wrote on Mar 22nd, 2013 at 3:00pm:
Gunga is the best.
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Reply #1 - Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:25pm
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Jelly Donut, because, hey, I'm diabetic and the answer always is a Jelly Donut.
  

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Reply #2 - Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:26pm
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Hordo wrote on Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:25pm:
Jelly Donut, because, hey, I'm diabetic and the answer always is a Jelly Donut.

Yes
  

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Hordo wrote on Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:25pm:
Jelly Donut, because, hey, I'm diabetic and the answer always is a Jelly Donut.


HORD!

So delicious.
  

Smrti wrote on Mar 22nd, 2013 at 3:00pm:
Gunga is the best.
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Reply #4 - Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:31pm
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How does one become Gunga?
  
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Reply #5 - Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:38pm
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Nubicus wrote on Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:31pm:
How does one become Gunga?


I think you become Gunga by posting on the Vault too much. I was ridiculed by my buddies for putting this accomplishment up on the vault. I was proud of it and wanted to share it with you guys. My bad, stick to mom jokes, got it.
  

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Gunga wrote on Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:38pm:
I think you become Gunga by posting on the Vault too much. I was ridiculed by my buddies for putting this accomplishment up on the vault. I was proud of it and wanted to share it with you guys. My bad, stick to mom jokes, got it.


I was going to say, there were no jokes about mom's in your post. I guess you were being a 'try hard'? Trying to do well obviously puts you on par with Shade. I didn't know the Vault had hipsters.
  
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Where is the selection for, "Let's have anal"?
  
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Jelly Donut
  
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WHY CANT WE JUST SUPPORT EACH OTHER
  
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That's so 2001
  
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Reply #11 - Feb 24th, 2013 at 11:29pm
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WHY CANT WE JUST SUPPORT EACH OTHER


Then we'd just be a bunch of jock straps.
  

            
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Reply #12 - Feb 25th, 2013 at 12:53am
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Gunga wrote on Feb 24th, 2013 at 6:23pm:
Because I'm the best.


My mom made you the man you are today
  

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JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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Reply #13 - Feb 25th, 2013 at 12:49pm
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God dammit I want a donut now.

  
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Tobril wrote on Feb 25th, 2013 at 12:49pm:
God dammit I want a donut now.


Is donut a euphemism for J$'s mom's butthole?
  
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Reply #15 - Feb 25th, 2013 at 1:21pm
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Is donut a euphemism for J$'s mom's butthole?



Maybe.

Right now though I'm really hungry and can't keep
anything down due to a stomach bug.

Once I feel better I'll give everyone the kind of humping
that will make them need to redo all their shots.
  
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