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Sagas not coming back till update 22
Apr 29th, 2014 at 12:25pm
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Cordovan: "We expect Sagas to remain unavailable until the release of Update 22. Sorry! "

Total lame sauce! Angry


Link:https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/441132-Sagas-have-been-temporarily-dis...
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Reply #1 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 12:44pm
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Incompetent fucking morons.
  

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The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #2 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 1:06pm
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oh well, apart from it being fucking bullshit that they take so long, it might also be the only positive part of update 22 ^^
  
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ILoveExploits wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 12:44pm:
Incompetent fucking morons.


No surprise.
  
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Reply #4 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 1:10pm
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Quak wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 1:06pm:
oh well, apart from it being fucking bullshit that they take so long, it might also be the only positive part of update 22 ^^


there is another positive part to U22 .... either a lot of stuff gets fixed or MajMal gets the vault equivalent of a cattle prod shoved up his ass. Well by more people than just rest ...
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Reply #5 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 1:16pm
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Daze wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 1:10pm:
there is another positive part to U22 .... either a lot of stuff gets fixed or MajMal gets the vault equivalent of a cattle prod shoved up his ass. Well by more people than just rest ...

Yes
  

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Reply #7 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 1:35pm
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Bummer that was a great place thing the sagas to get alot of stuff done fast . ETr xp , guild xp ect. Dups dam bummer . Well have to make a new batch of brew and by the time the new update it should be ready. Only problem is what beer to brew next. Tongue
  
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Reply #8 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 1:47pm
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Cordovan: "We expect Sagas to remain unavailable until the release of Update 22. Sorry! "


Fucking shocking, somethings broken in our favor and they can't figure it out.
  
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Reply #9 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 1:50pm
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right, they can fix a bunch of exploits but they can't fix one of the things that made us ETR, play the game, and NOT EXPLOIT.

How can everyone at Turbine be so FUCKING STUPID?
  
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fucking 2 months or something I guess?

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Yet, other recent exploits were fixed or Turbine thought they were fixed with one hotfix, amazing isnt it?
  
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Reply #12 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 2:19pm
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Ginger_Walri wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 1:54pm:
Yet, other recent exploits were fixed or Turbine thought they were fixed with one hotfix, amazing isnt it?

I'm no Turbine fanboy, you all know that, but isn't it possible it was easier to "fix" the exploits ham-handedly like they did than to actually fix Sagas?

Perhaps, given time, they will come up with a more elegant exploit fix as well as a decent saga fix.

Is that just wishful thinking on my part or does that make some modicum of sense?

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Reply #13 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 2:43pm
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So the real reason Maj fucked off from here just came out. He knew what a cunt he would look like when this came out.
  
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Jelly_Muffin wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 2:43pm:
So the real reason Maj fucked off from here just came out. He knew what a cunt he would look like when this came out.


I won't pretend to know any motivations but it seems to me this is more like Jerry doubling down MajMal's bet on U22. Setup or parroting of something MajMal told him to communicate to the masses on his behalf?

Time will tell.
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Reply #15 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 2:53pm
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Arkat wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 2:19pm:
Is that just wishful thinking on my part or does that make some modicum of sense?



Why does it have to be one or the other?  Hmmmmm?
  

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Reply #16 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 3:02pm
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They ought to just remove them, they've been nothing but trouble since day 1. They're a decent idea but they are not fleshed out enough to actually work. And they tech behind them is subject to major problems. As we've seen since the beginning.
  
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Reply #17 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 3:17pm
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As if this was unexpected.  So much for all that extra xp..
  
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Reply #18 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 3:25pm
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rest wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 3:02pm:
They ought to just remove them, they've been nothing but trouble since day 1. They're a decent idea but they are not fleshed out enough to actually work. And they tech behind them is subject to major problems. As we've seen since the beginning.


They are the only means of telling the difference between heroic and epic completions of a quest..... provided there are saga's available for that quest.
  

   
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Reply #19 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 3:39pm
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Arkat wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 2:19pm:
more elegant exploit fix as well as a decent saga fix.

Arkat wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 2:19pm:
wishful thinking

  

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Reply #20 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 4:38pm
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Dammit....  there's some pretty useful xp waiting for my next epic reincarnation there too. Guess I'll just have to live with another problem that makes things less convenient. Oh well.. more time for teh exploits!
  

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Jelly_Muffin wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 2:43pm:
So the real reason Maj fucked off from here just came out. He knew what a cunt he would look like when this came out.

He's still here. Looking for exploits. Hendrik is sleeping sound that we are being monitored by Maj and his lackeys.
  

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Jelly_Muffin wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 2:43pm:
So the real reason Maj fucked off from here just came out. He knew what a cunt he would look like when this came out.

eh i thought it was rather that he hit the 100 post count to read the "secret" sub forum ^^ once he was close to 100 posts, he got in trouble with his "boss" and had to stop posting, yet got promoted shortly after ^^
  
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Reply #23 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 5:14pm
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NotKel wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 12:25pm:
Cordovan: "We expect Sagas to remain unavailable until the release of Update 22. Sorry! "





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Reply #24 - Apr 29th, 2014 at 5:29pm
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rest wrote on Apr 29th, 2014 at 3:02pm:
They ought to just remove them, they've been nothing but trouble since day 1. They're a decent idea but they are not fleshed out enough to actually work. And they tech behind them is subject to major problems. As we've seen since the beginning.


Crap, between here and the live forums you are making too much sense recently.  Can you please go back to randomly bitching about Jerry?  I can't keep agreeing with you, it feels wrong.   Undecided
  
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