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Pseudonym Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 340 Location: Under the metaphorical rock Joined: Nov 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Epic Orchard Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:35pm	Print Post
	In case anyone missed it, it seems that Epic Orchard will be a thing. Here's hoping for a raid in the vein of eGH where the Abbot manages to "reform his essence" and complete his ritual, forcing us to fight a Super Abbot. Complete with puzzles, of course. Quote: We will definitely need to address the lack of good small shields in future content. I know we plan to have small shields and bucklers in the loot for the epic version of Orchard which would be released at the same time as these changes. Sev~


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kierg10 Shroud Slacker Offline Cuddly wuddly cats Posts: 1039 Joined: Feb 8^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #1 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:37pm	Print Post
	awesome.

	Terebinthia wrote on Feb 17^th, 2014 at 9:26pm: the Wayward Lobster is a retard petting zoo.
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pissedoffonArgo Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 103 Location: Argo Joined: Dec 24^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #2 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:42pm	Print Post
	Oh god, not epic sigil grinding! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :x


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skitz Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 174 Joined: Jun 5^th, 2014	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #3 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:47pm	Print Post
	Nice. Im down with this.


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Pseudonym Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 340 Location: Under the metaphorical rock Joined: Nov 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #4 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:48pm	Print Post
	pissedoffonArgo wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:42pm: Oh god, not epic sigil grinding! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :x Is sigil grinding a thing for characters that aren't on their first lives? I know that I've got at least 20 of each piece from farming orchard at least a bit most lives.


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spathic Stocky Greenis Offline Taunting the stupid since before you were born. Posts: 1623 Location: Shenandoah valley Joined: Mar 2^nd, 2012 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #5 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:48pm	Print Post
	In other news, as a result of epic Abbot, heroic Abbot's end reward list is broken.

	Instant asshole. Just add alcohol.
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Pseudonym Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 340 Location: Under the metaphorical rock Joined: Nov 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #6 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:49pm	Print Post
	pissedoffonArgo wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:42pm: Oh god, not epic sigil grinding! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :x Is sigil grinding actually a thing for characters that didn't stonesploit? I know that I've got at least 20 of each piece from farming orchard at least a bit most lives.


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Viktor Vaughn Puppy Farmer Offline Eberron burns Posts: 1561 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #7 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:53pm	Print Post
	Pseudonym wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:48pm: Is sigil grinding a thing for characters that aren't on their first lives? I know that I've got at least 20 of each piece from farming orchard at least a bit most lives. Bullshit.


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Pseudonym Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 340 Location: Under the metaphorical rock Joined: Nov 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #8 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:55pm	Print Post
	Viktor Vaughn wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:53pm: Bullshit. Want a screenshot? I don't know the exact count for each piece, but I know that I haven't had to run orchard for anything other than xp for at least a dozen lives.


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Ohfaq Titan Demolisher Offline Nubz morghulis Posts: 335 Joined: Apr 28^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #9 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:56pm	Print Post
	Pseudonym wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:35pm: In case anyone missed it, it seems that Epic Orchard will be a thing. Here's hoping for a raid in the vein of eGH where the Abbot manages to "reform his essence" and complete his ritual, forcing us to fight a Super Abbot. Complete with puzzles, of course. i bet he duped it in an epic altar


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wascally wabbit Korthos Resident Offline I Hate Drama! Posts: 41 Location: Marketplace Tent Joined: May 27^th, 2014	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #10 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 7:06pm	Print Post
	EPIC ABBOT!! Complete with Epic Tiles (where tiles only appear in every other line and cycle twice as fast) Epic Asteroids (Where each 'roid takes 5 throws to wipe it out and one hit wipes the party) And Epic Ice (where there's 3 wands and you need three people to complete it because the islands only last 1/3 of the time) As a bonus gift, you get: EPIC INFERNO - that ignites not only the island, but all of the deadly poisonous water around it AND it lasts TWICE AS LONG! - good luck with those ice islands But seriously folks - this is Turdbine we're talking about...even this is a stretch for their imaginations.� On a happier note...


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #11 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 9:01pm	Print Post
	Viktor Vaughn wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 6:53pm: Bullshit. I just duped em man. 100 sigil frames worth. Straight to Litany every life Yee Haw bitches warning do not click link if you are at work {NSFW} http://gifeye.com/35461 {NSFW}

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4374 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #12 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 9:11pm	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 9:01pm: warning do not click link if you are at work {NSFW} http://gifeye.com/35461 {NSFW} Is that a metaphor for what you're doing to Turdbine?

	http://www.australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear
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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #13 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 9:16pm	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 9:11pm: Is that a metaphor for what you're doing to Turdbine?� � no way. that is like a good 8 inches there. Mine is a lot smaller and fatter. kinda like a mini pepsi can

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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skitz Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 174 Joined: Jun 5^th, 2014	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #14 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 9:23pm	Print Post
	Im down to run epic orchard. Sounds good.


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harharharhar Epic Poster Offline Girthless Trolllicker Posts: 3421 Joined: Aug 31^st, 2012 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #15 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 9:50pm	Print Post
	I think there are A LOT of people who would come back for a properly executed and well-looted Epic Orchard. That pack is the favorite of most of the very best players I've known playing this game. At least I hope so, because pugging this with people will be awful. Looking forward to seeing how it shapes up.


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Fuck Off The Big Fuck Offline My favorite word is Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Posts: 1284 Location: Fuckville Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #16 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:04pm	Print Post
	They fucked up this raid loot without trying, now they are going to do it on purpose. Must be currently working fairly well.

	Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.� - Albert Einstein
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Munkenmo Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4339 Location: A land under down under Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #17 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:04pm	Print Post
	harharharhar wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 9:50pm: I think there are A LOT of people who would come back for a properly executed and well-looted Epic Orchard. That pack is the favorite of most of the very best players I've known playing this game. At least I hope so, because pugging this with people will be awful. Looking forward to seeing how it shapes up. I hope it makes good use of the optional fights in GoP, Inferno, Fleshmakers and VoL It was very satisfying the first time I ever met the waves objective in GOP, tying epic loot into those chests would be awesome.

	So you want to know about an exploit? PM Epoch For Details. Or, in case you don't already know, OnePercenter controls the Exploits Board. Lastly, if you're truly desperate, Vendui Tells Everyone
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Munkenmo Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4339 Location: A land under down under Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #18 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:05pm	Print Post
	Epic abbot simply needs a litany of the dead augment to be worthy of running. Any other loot on top of that is gravy.

	So you want to know about an exploit? PM Epoch For Details. Or, in case you don't already know, OnePercenter controls the Exploits Board. Lastly, if you're truly desperate, Vendui Tells Everyone
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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #19 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:07pm	Print Post
	Was the Orchard ever really anyone's favorite? It was a pack no one bought until it became a TR XP grind.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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harharharhar Epic Poster Offline Girthless Trolllicker Posts: 3421 Joined: Aug 31^st, 2012 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #20 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:08pm	Print Post
	Munkenmo wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:05pm: Epic abbot simply needs a litany of the dead augment to be worthy of running. Any other loot on top of that is gravy. If they're smart they'll make the epic one +2 Profane Stats.


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harharharhar Epic Poster Offline Girthless Trolllicker Posts: 3421 Joined: Aug 31^st, 2012 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #21 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:09pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:07pm: Was the Orchard ever really anyone's favorite?� It was a pack no one bought until it became a TR XP grind. yes, it was.
	« Last Edit: Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:09pm by harharharhar »

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spathic Stocky Greenis Offline Taunting the stupid since before you were born. Posts: 1623 Location: Shenandoah valley Joined: Mar 2^nd, 2012 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #22 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:09pm	Print Post
	I think I found a use for that epic 3BC rapier.

	Instant asshole. Just add alcohol.
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a Kitteh DQ Assaulter Offline lolwut? Posts: 458 Location: on the road again... Joined: May 9^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #23 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:26pm	Print Post
	oh god. i hate ghosts of perdition as a heroic quest. i don't even want to think of an epic version. >.>

	Grace wrote on Feb 16^th, 2012 at 5:14pm: When a quest thinks you are so bad you need to reroll, that's srsbznz.
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Fuck Off The Big Fuck Offline My favorite word is Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Posts: 1284 Location: Fuckville Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010	Re: Epic Orchard Reply #24 - Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:28pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Jun 9^th, 2014 at 10:07pm: Was the Orchard ever really anyone's favorite?� It was a pack no one bought until it became a TR XP grind. I liked a few, didn't really care much for Inferno. I like the concept of how it works, hate the fucking quest though. Fleshmakers wasn't so bad. Could have done without the beholder. Vampire wasn't too hateful at least. I do like the explorer area. Raid isn't too hateful unless lag happens or the group sucks. Decent players and it is doable but you get a few that don't know what the fuck is going on for the fight can really fuck things up way more than most other raids. I did some teaching runs but people are just too impatient. I would put "learning run, not completing for several runs" and of course, morons would join and get pissed since we were all recalling out after one fight and trying to complete the puzzles. I hate pugs. Much easier trying to teach my guildies. The fucking bugs that kept getting introduced really sucked but that was par for Turbine. They owe me some loot for several chests.

	Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.� - Albert Einstein
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